The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.
[Job Thread] Help me hate/love my job by telling me how awesome/terrible yours is
MortalToaster
Registered User regular
Registered User regular
the job thread is back. and tomorrow is monday:
please, tells us the things that happen to you involving jobs and the search thereof.
neat things from my job:
i get to see a lot of these
and some of these
please, tells us the things that happen to you involving jobs and the search thereof.
neat things from my job:
i get to see a lot of these
and some of these
MortalToaster on
0
This discussion has been closed.
Posts
it's been nice having a weekend again though
and in five days, I get another weekend!
The contract I was working on officially ended yesterday, though we may spend a few more days on it under another contract
Past that though, either I'm going to be mostly drifting til a new similar job comes in, or I'm gonna be stuck on someone else's completely different project, and none of them really look as fun
My replacement starts full time in 4 weeks, but started today to help out a little part time
And my boss just told us this morning that they're also hiring another full time person before I leave
that's right, ladies
I'm worth two regular employees
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
And one of the other interviews has requested the same day.
But this weekend I worked with a consultant to fix a thing in our accounting system so it actually works better than it did before.
And last week I discovered a massively efficient way to update customer special pricing in our accounting system that used to take someone upwards of two weeks of solid work to update when we had price increases. Now all they have to do is give me a spreadsheet with the customer and the new price and I can have it all updated within a couple minutes.
I've also got a handful of new tools to play with for making our live accounting system faster and more responsive by moving all of our historical (everything over ~4 years old) to an archive database.
And eventually, if my boss does take the Operations Head position I can start working on getting rid of the inefficiencies in our warehousing and shipping operations.
Any decent internship will pay you immediately. Unpaid internships are pretty much a scam. I don't care if there's some industries where that's expected, it's still a scam. We've got two programmer interns who are both paid.
Are a massive steaming pile of shit. First, they know that my new job at the transfer is Sunday. Hey, let's work Mets on Saturday. Because why the fuck not? Also, you're covering two shifts every one of your shifts. Also also, we're going to give you shit for showing up in a t-shirt. Even a company one. Well you're on the floor, it should be collared shirt and vest! What do you mean, 'scheduled you for nursery every other day this week, where a t-shirt is acceptable'. That's irrelevant. Also, enjoy this lovely parting gift of every frumpy senior citizen we could find in this town, beating just up to unconsciousness and brainwashed with ridiculous customer service demands. It's the only thing we could think to get you.
Congrats. Also, everyone has been ordered to bitch about you leaving.
Sincerely, the management.
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
If you weren't competent they wouldn't complain about you leaving.
Satans..... hints.....
i know it, everybody in the office knows it.
is there some rule against job searching while still here?
Democrats Abroad! || Vote From Abroad
I didn't get the job, which is the job I currently have on a fixed-term contract
someone with 5 more years' experience is being offered the job
I'll only get the job if he turns it down, and I'm not counting on that
guys, this job had been perfect for me, and I lost it because I have no experience with interviews of this type (with a panel and pre-prepared questions)
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Until this past month I haven't interviewed for anything for two years.
I still feel like it's obvious that I'm very green when it comes to having an "adult" job and that everyone can tell as soon as they shake my hand.
I also wish the sales reps would get more jobs for me to pick up and deliver because I really dont want my job to start looking redundant
But you'll find something awesome, because you're awesome!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I am like, 99% certain of it
fuckin' interviews
thanks
I intend to talk to my boss later this week to see what else there is, cuz fuck leaving mental health to find something else, man
fuck it, this is my goddamn bread and butter
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
So...Yeah. Excited about that.
use your training in mental health for evil and trick him into giving you the job
Make him think he has a serious mental health issue and then take his job
I have a job!
Admittedly, it's half time. But it's got good vision, medical and dental. Good job security. And I can call myself a scientist, which sounds good at parties.
Why I fear the ocean.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I love phone interviews! I was walking around my apartment in gym shorts and a t-shirt drinking beer during the one I had for my current job*
*Not recommended
I accidentally took a bong rip this morning before mine (didn't know it was happening)
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Also if you have gas it's not embarrassing
Unless you fart loud enough for them to hear it
Shit Viv
I had a panel interview for my current job
Of course I knew all of the people on the panel so it wasn't too bad
Still way more difficult than one on one
This!
Heh I knew all the people on the panel, too. I just botched up one of the more important questions because I hadn't had experience answering anything like it before.
Steam