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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    SimBen wrote: »
    agoaj wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    fire hydrants are red where i am in canada, and they don't sell milk in bags

    Okay I'm pretty sure you're not in Canada. Check to make sure.

    If you've forgotten how, the best way to do this is to shout out "coo loo coo coo, coo coo coo coo" and then wait 6-8 weeks for Dave Thomas or Rick Moranis to show up.

    But if they both show up

    maaaaan is it awkward

    If Rick Moranis shows up, don't let him leave

    because where the fuck is Rick Moranis

    oh man

    why wasn't this the Canadian version of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    theeee warrant!

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Look, guys, it's already hard enough being the United States' Florida, please don't make us the Canadian Florida as well.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    rick moranis went into retirement because his wife died and he had to raise their kids yo

    he released an album called The Agoraphobic Cowboy years ago tho and it's one of those things I keep meaning to listen to but never get around to

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    agoaj wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    fire hydrants are red where i am in canada, and they don't sell milk in bags

    Okay I'm pretty sure you're not in Canada. Check to make sure.

    If you've forgotten how, the best way to do this is to shout out "coo loo coo coo, coo coo coo coo" and then wait 6-8 weeks for Dave Thomas or Rick Moranis to show up.

    But if they both show up

    maaaaan is it awkward

    If Rick Moranis shows up, don't let him leave

    because where the fuck is Rick Moranis

    oh man

    why wasn't this the Canadian version of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego
    carmen sandiago did stuff

  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Look, guys, it's already hard enough being the United States' Florida, please don't make us the Canadian Florida as well.

    Don't worry about this, you stopped being the US' Florida a while ago.

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    rick moranis went into retirement because his wife died and he had to raise their kids yo

    he released an album called The Agoraphobic Cowboy years ago tho and it's one of those things I keep meaning to listen to but never get around to

    Oh man

    Rick Moranis

    :(

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I know I'm in Canada because I mentioned something about a possible resolution to the NHL lockout to someone at work and what seemed like 14 people I'd never met before descended on us to yell about it

    Skylark
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    I know I'm not in Canada because I mentioned curling today
    and nobody else thought it was cool.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    i know i'm not in canada because in a few years i won't have health insurance

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    KadithT4CTShy Guy
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    #pipe wrote: »
    I know I'm in Canada because I mentioned something about a possible resolution to the NHL lockout to someone at work and what seemed like 14 people I'd never met before descended on us to yell about it

    that's when you have to activate death blossom mode

    sorry, I should have warned you

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    ocay so canadians like curling, curds and what else? spores? should i try spores? im trying spores

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I know I'm in Canada because I mentioned something about a possible resolution to the NHL lockout to someone at work and what seemed like 14 people I'd never met before descended on us to yell about it

    that's when you have to activate death blossom mode

    sorry, I should have warned you

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    this is super cool
    you can't deny it



  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    all sports are gay

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    SkylarkShy Guy
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    ah hrm yes recreational swiffer mopping

    wasnt it hockey before though or was there a shift in the earth's magnetic field that caused the national pasttime to evolve

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
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    sexy and he knows it

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    all sports are gay

    why do you think they're so popular?

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    Kadith
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    all sports are gay

    your are gay

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    Kadith
  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    The biggest secret we Canadians keep from the rest of the world is that the whole curling thing is really just a big joke.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    stupid sports are for JOCKS and the dumb whores who like them why won't they just date a NICE GUY like ME ugh I hate all of them fuck you curling!!!

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    curling is a hipster sport

    fuckin hipsters

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    Shy Guy
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    *jacks off in a dimly lit corner* hipsters......!!!

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    George Fornby GrillSkylarkunintentionalShy Guy
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    !!

    I would start an internet war with all of you
    but chicos making me go to sleep sorry

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    stupid sports are for JOCKS and the dumb whores who like them why won't they just date a NICE GUY like ME ugh I hate all of them fuck you curling!!!

    The best part about this post is that I guarantee this exact thing has been said, in earnest, dozens or perhaps hundreds of times before.

    People make me giggle.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2012
    SimBen wrote: »
    The biggest secret we Canadians keep from the rest of the world is that the whole curling thing is really just a big joke.

    it's not a joke, it's a sport front designed to facilitate smuggling goods into Canada

    a friend of mine came back from Ireland last week with a set of curling stones filled with leprechaun blood

    breezed right through customs

    Larlar on
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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    *jacks off in a dimly lit corner* hipsters......!!!

    I've been there, man.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I just got the third John Hodgman Audiobook (which you should all get btw)

    and his descriptions of the objectives of various sports is amazing.

    Tennis
    Equipment: Tennis Racquet, Tennis Shoes, Ball Boy, Towel Boy, Water Boy, Cocktail Boy
    Objective: To hit the thing over the thing until you can't anymore

    Shy Guy
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    much like cricket and golf before it, curling developed out of a group of people coming together and inventing a sport too silly to be anything but a gag, only to find that folk actually liked playing it and the games diffused from there

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    also, walking on ice is dangerous

    get off of there before you break your head open

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    stupid sports are for JOCKS and the dumb whores who like them why won't they just date a NICE GUY like ME ugh I hate all of them fuck you curling!!!

    The best part about this post is that I guarantee this exact thing has been said, in earnest, dozens or perhaps hundreds of times before.

    People make me giggle.

    the best kind of satire is taking exact quotes and using them as jokes

    best or "most disheartening" I guess

    George Fornby Grill on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I wonder how many listserv accounts that guy has.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    aaaaa

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    The fact he has a positive score on one post is mildly terrifying

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    oh hey, one google of his name leads to his okcupid page

    that'll be $30 for internet detective work

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    stupid sports are for JOCKS and the dumb whores who like them why won't they just date a NICE GUY like ME ugh I hate all of them fuck you curling!!!

    The best part about this post is that I guarantee this exact thing has been said, in earnest, dozens or perhaps hundreds of times before.

    People make me giggle.

    the best kind of satire is taking exact quotes and using them as jokes

    best or "most disheartening" I guess

    Haha no, its just plain funny.

    When a maladjusted person says something dumb and we use it to make jokes that laugh at maladjusted idiots; fuck it, that's good gravy.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    rick moranis went into retirement because his wife died and he had to raise their kids yo

    he released an album called The Agoraphobic Cowboy years ago tho and it's one of those things I keep meaning to listen to but never get around to

    I heard that critics generally thought it was quite good

    but nobody could take a country music album by Rick Moranis seriously

    because Rick Moranis

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