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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    basically in any use of force situation i'm trying to protect somebody

    i'm either protecting someone else from the person i'm using force on

    i'm protecting myself

    or i'm protecting the person from themselves and their own case of the stupids

    that last one came up a lot working as a bouncer

    getting a guy to leave and he's like "I DIDN'T START THE FIGHT WHY AM I OUT HE SHOULD BE OUT" and it's like

    listen bud he has like eight friends with him and you are here by yourself

    can you do like basic math

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    21st you say whatever you want.

    Don't let the man keep you down.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    You should use a gender neutral honourific, 21st

    like xir

    Or " person of goodness"

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    21st, dont call people good sirs

    Its weird

    Oh, ok.

    is "hoopy frood" better?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    21st, dont call people good sirs

    Its weird

    is it too heteronormative, nerd
    Everything is, but that's not what I meant

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    21st, dont call people good sirs

    Its weird

    is it too heteronormative, nerd
    Everything is, but that's not what I meant

    lawl

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    21st, dont call people good sirs

    Its weird

    Oh, ok.

    is "hoopy frood" better?

    No thats even worse

    These words are nerdy as hell

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    If I won 50 mil I would buy a nice house and a downtown sleep-over flat.

    That would be the first thing. Then I would spend five months researching what sort of boat to get, then I would get a boat. A car, probably not too extravagant since I would rarely use it.

    Hmm. What is the desire to own shit? Like big houses and boats and such? And fancy cars over cars that are functional/reliable?

    This isn't a value judgment. I just don't get it.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    I notice you only do this shit when there aren't a lot of mods on

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    21st, dont call people good sirs

    Its weird

    Oh, ok.

    is "hoopy frood" better?

    No thats even worse

    These words are nerdy as hell

    Are you trying to nerd shame 21st here

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    21st, dont call people good sirs

    Its weird

    Oh, ok.

    is "hoopy frood" better?

    No thats even worse

    These words are nerdy as hell

    SENTIENT LIFE FORMS, ALLIES.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    If I won 50 mil I would buy a nice house and a downtown sleep-over flat.

    That would be the first thing. Then I would spend five months researching what sort of boat to get, then I would get a boat. A car, probably not too extravagant since I would rarely use it.

    The wife and I have spoken a bit on this actually.

    What we would do is give money to family on both sides (pay off my parents mortgage, give my sister/her brothers/her mother some) then disappear for a while to ensure we didn't get hounded by folks. Buy a house, a nice car or two and just try and live fairly comfortably. Mind you, I'd still work because I can't just sit at home. Most likely I'd invest if possible in the place I work at now because I'm really happy here.

    desc wrote: »
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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    21st, dont call people good sirs

    Its weird

    is it too heteronormative, nerd
    Everything is, but that's not what I meant

    law!

    how I read this with your avatar

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    My friend's security company is starting out pretty well. Starting to get some contracts coming in.

    Does he have a guy who's designated to greviously wounded in a break in, then rebuilt as the company cyborg yet?

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    21st, dont call people good sirs

    Its weird

    Oh, ok.

    is "hoopy frood" better?

    No thats even worse

    These words are nerdy as hell

    SENTIENT LIFE FORMS, ALLIES.

    I like that. I will use that.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    I notice you only do this shit when there aren't a lot of mods on

    ALWAYS VIGILANT

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    21st, dont call people good sirs

    Its weird

    Oh, ok.

    is "hoopy frood" better?

    No thats even worse

    These words are nerdy as hell

    SENTIENT LIFE FORMS, ALLIES.

    Lend me your audio receptive orifices.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    GREETINGS, COMRADES

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    why are you fucking with nerd now, he's not pulling any shit right now

    poo
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    I notice you only do this shit when there aren't a lot of mods on

    ALWAYS VIGILANT

    It's Batman!

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    I notice you only do this shit when there aren't a lot of mods on

    ALWAYS VIGILANT

    Hey it's Echo.

    Echo remember that time we would post stuff together? Oh man.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    My friend's security company is starting out pretty well. Starting to get some contracts coming in.

    Does he have a guy who's designated to greviously wounded in a break in, then rebuilt as the company cyborg yet?

    Not yet, it's mostly fairly quiet pubs so far.

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    21st, dont call people good sirs

    Its weird

    is it too heteronormative, nerd
    Everything is, but that's not what I meant

    lawl
    Whats so funny

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    oh and this is always good

    you know the old chestnut

    "it's cool, i'm with the band" or "i'm with the crew"

    that works exactly never

    the only way it could possibly work is you make the security laugh and you are so audacious they're just like "are you for real?"

    like when i was bouncing if i asked some kid if he had ID and he waved his hand and said "You don't need to see my identification" i would probably let that slide for the sheer brass that takes

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    why are you fucking with nerd now, he's not pulling any shit right now

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    21st, dont call people good sirs

    Its weird

    is it too heteronormative, nerd
    Everything is, but that's not what I meant

    lawl
    Whats so funny

    you're not serious?

    like even if you don't find it funny personally you don't get why this is funny?

    am i going to have to buckley this shit

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I notice you only do this shit when there aren't a lot of mods on

    I actually paid them off

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    i'm pretty much done with working physical security

    it's not worth the hassle and the risk and the paperwork

    (oh lawd that paperwork)

    i'm trying to move into security consulting instead, decent money and less risk of getting glassed

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    21st, dont call people good sirs

    Its weird

    is it too heteronormative, nerd
    Everything is, but that's not what I meant

    lawl
    Whats so funny

    you're not serious?

    like even if you don't find it funny personally you don't get why this is funny?

    am i going to have to buckley this shit

    Yes

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    why are you fucking with nerd now, he's not pulling any shit right now
    It's hard to take anything he says in good faith nowadays.

    Also, I was slightly disappointed this [chat] wasn't about these pillars.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Bethryn wrote: »
    why are you fucking with nerd now, he's not pulling any shit right now
    It's hard to take anything he says in good faith nowadays.

    Also, I was slightly disappointed this [chat] wasn't about these pillars.

    fair but still

    dont be dicks

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    No one takes.me seriously

    I bet this is how galileo felt

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    g'morrow sirrahs

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    dont be dicks

    droppin life lessons at 8am

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I'm now faced with a choice of playing things safe, or saying something bombastic for the sake of a joke and making a couple people made at me. :(

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Nerd, i like you.

    But you take it too far sometimes, my good sir. ;)

    i mean ally, sentient creature I regard with fondness.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    21st, dont call people good sirs

    Its weird

    is it too heteronormative, nerd
    Everything is, but that's not what I meant

    lawl
    Whats so funny

    you're not serious?

    like even if you don't find it funny personally you don't get why this is funny?

    am i going to have to buckley this shit

    Yes

    you commented that 21c calling people good sirs was weird without explaining why

    i attempted humor by asking you if it was too heteronormative, directly referencing the... certain, how to say

    qualities

    that you've adopted in recent months and have run you afoul of the forums on occasion

    you responded in what i believe was earnest with confirming that everything is too heteronormative but that this was unrelated to why 21c calling people good sirs was weird

    i was teasing you by attempting a hyperbolic reference to your vigorous new passions in a way i was not really serious about

    you responded in earnest

    this was unexpected

    humor is often found in an unexpected outcome to something

    B^U

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Awww fuck I left my ketchup in the car and it is probably below zero outside so I don't want to go outside and get it but I will want ketchup with my eggs tomorrow morning.

    Life is suffering.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    btw skippy didnt have a chance to respond to your PM yet but thank you for that i appreciate your time

    poo
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