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The Phalla Arcade Expo: MAFIA VICTORY (Also B:L and Langly)

enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
edited January 2013 in Critical Failures
Inside the Washington State Convention Center, 50 men and women from across the world were filing into a gigantic hall. They noticed a large number of strange devices lined up along the walls and a podium on the stage on the far wall. They had all been sent a special invitation to meet in this hall at this time and had felt compelled to come. Still curious as to exactly what the purpose was, they waited for the scheduled speaker to arrive. All they had really known was that the banner over the Convention Center entrances had read "Welcome to the Phalla Arcade Expo!"

Tarranon took the stage and walked to the podium to begin his speech.

"Welcome, friends! We set up this convention as a place where all kinds of Phalla players could meet and discuss all things Phalla. From roles and games they enjoyed this year, to meta elements like the rise of softnetworking, to players and hosts they particularly enjoy. It's a less black tie event than those snooty Phalla Awards and a place where we can play the game of Phalla in addition to talking about it.

"You 50 in particular were brought here to play a very special variation of Phalla that I think is the best innovation we've come up with since I introduced the game so many years ago. You see those machines along the walls? They're full body immersion virtual reality simulators. This makes the games feel much more real and far more exciting!

"For this test game, we've programmed in your own Phalla behaviors. Some of you will be assigned frequent mafia roles, such as 'werewolf,' 'alien,' or, well, 'mafia' in addition to being yourself. Good luck!

"Oh, one last thing, our enforcers will be making sure that none of you leave until you either die in the game or someone has won the Phalla. Inactivity punishments will be swift and quite harsh indeed."

With that Tarranon smiled, walked off the stage, and from behind the participants could hear the doors slam shut while technicians came down from the stage to instruct them in the use of the machines. Along with them came a number of people who must have been the enforcers Tarranon had mentioned. Most of them shrugged and decided they might as well make the best of the situation and enjoy the Phalla...

Rules:

This is a Phalla, the Penny Arcade version of mafia.

Signups will be in the pretty color of your choice.

This is a game designed for 50 players and requires 50 players to play. We will start when there are 50 players, hopefully by the middle of the week. My co-host in this venture is lonelyahava.

The Villager PM
There is no villager PM, everyone will get a unique role. In addition, some of you will get an additional role PM that indicates you are a member of the mafia in addition to your unique role. So this game may be somewhat swingy.

The Roles
Most roles in this Phalla are modeled after people who have played in relatively recent mains. There are some classic players who either lonelyahava or myself either particularly enjoyed playing with or feel are important to the history of Phalla. Or we just had a really good idea for them. Role PM random number generation will be rigged to the following extent: no one will be given the role of themself. Some roles require role playing as your player, but we encourage everyone to attempt to emulate whoever they receive.

Communication
No sharing of host-provided PMs via screenshots and direct quotation, no anonymous communication, no communication with the dead without host consent.

Trust is a valuable commodity in Phalla. If you want to add someone to a conversation, you must start a new conversation.

Include the hosts in all of your PMs!

Any player may create a proboard for any reason. However, all proboards must be linked to the hosts, who must have full access to all information on the board.

Voting
Each day, vote for one person to be removed from the simulator and kicked out of the hall in bold red. Ties will remove all players who are tied.

Each day will end at 11 PM Eastern time. (5 PM Kiwi time)

Inacitivity
Inactivity will be harshly punished. You must vote each day. You will receive a single warning, followed by being kicked off the simulator.

Order of Operations
The vote! -> roleblocks/bus drivers -> guards/seers -> kills of all varieties -> other stuff

Clarifications
Ask in the traditional dark orange.

The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Player List
    1. Spoit
    5. Egos
    6. Macallan
    9. Smasher
    10. Invictus
    14. SaberOverEasy
    16. shalmelo
    25. Cayrus
    26. Cythraul
    27. INANTP
    37. B:L
    42. SeGaTai
    43. Rainfall
    48. Thetheroo
    50. JaysonFour

    Reserves:
    Munkus Beaver

    Narrations
    Day 1
    The Anonymous- Precisionk- banned from Servers
    Assuran- cj iwakura- Everybody Else Hates Fun
    Baidol - lonelyahava – drowned in the last can of Sunkist
    Farangu - ecco the dolphin couldn't go on without his lover
    Void Slayer - TehSloth - Murdered
    Alegis - capfalcon – Giggleteeheeleedee death is fun
    Gandalf_the_Crazed - Langly – Gametheory,bro
    romanqwerty - Alegis – Prohibition!
    and scared to death
    CesareB - Arivia – probed to pieces


    Day 2
    Megafrost - Kilnaga and mafia mutant - voted out
    Ketbra - Sir Fabulous - eviscerated
    ObiFett - TheRoadVirus and mafia vampire - murdered
    OminousLozenge - I needed a name to post. - unaccounted for
    Langly - Kay and mafia ghost - Splashed
    Infidel - warban - depressed
    Lucedes - Bedlam - bitten
    Bliss101 - MrTLicious - KABOOM
    Kilnaga - ObiFett and mafia werewolf - KABOOM

    Day 3
    Thorgot - Spoit - voted out
    Locus - enlightenedbum - Giggleteeheeleedee death is fun
    TehSpectre - jdarksun - eviscerated
    Bedlam - Squashua - banned
    premium - Rainfall - murdered
    Typhus733 - Toxic Toys - blood sucked


    Day 4
    Xenogears of Bore, MrBlarney and mafia mobster - the vote
    Rawkking Goodguy - Egos - murdered
    M.D. - Orange Soda and mafia pirate - Giggleteeheeleedee death is fun
    Hucklebuck - M.D. - whacked
    MikeyCTS - Infidel - keelhauled

    jdarksun - B:L
    has eliminated Orange Soda and is a winner! He has left the game.

    Day 5
    Delmain - Void Slayer and mafia spy - voted out
    Zombie Hero - Mill - eviscerated and ...suicided?
    Anialos - Typhus733 - murdered
    Gizzy - El Skid - Giggleteeheeleedee death is fun
    38thDoe - Vagrant Winds - Throat cut with ice skate

    enlightenedbum on
    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    SIGN

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
    Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
  • Xenogears of BoreXenogears of Bore Registered User regular
    .hack//SIGN

    3DS CODE: 3093-7068-3576
  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    OK

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    OKidoke

  • MacallanMacallan Registered User regular
    Sign up!

  • KilnagaKilnaga Registered User regular
    Sign Up!

    "The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
    - Terence McKenna
  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    Sure, Sign up! I hope I get Kime.

  • SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    I'm in

  • InvictusInvictus Registered User regular
    signup!!!

    I'm relatively new, so mostly I just hope I get someone I've played with before. I will, however, do research if necessary; anything to procrastinate my actual work more.

    Generalísimo de Fuerzas Armadas de la República Argentina
  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    sign up from my phone, fuck bbCode.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    assholes

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    Signup!

  • SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Info Broker Registered User regular
    Please give me TRV. Please give me TRV.

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    sign up!

  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    I will bet any amount of money that the role of "shalmelo" will be a member of the mafia

    Steam ID: Shalmelo || LoL: melo2boogaloo || tweets
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    plug me in

  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    !prettiest signup

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    Each day will end at 11 PM Eastern time. (5 PM Kiwi time)

    PAX East?

    West PAX is Best PAX

    10mvrci.png click for Anime chat
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Which way to the orgy?

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Every color is pretty to someone.

  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    Oh I hope I get ObiFett!

    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    B:L wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Each day will end at 11 PM Eastern time. (5 PM Kiwi time)

    PAX East?

    West PAX is Best PAX
    MOON PAX IS BEST PAX!

    Pathetic earth scum is hereby sugested to submit to your future moon overlords. 2050 Moon PAX forever!

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    B:L wrote: »
    Each day will end at 11 PM Eastern time. (5 PM Kiwi time)

    PAX East?

    West PAX is Best PAX
    East is beast!

    Delmain on
  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    you can't run so many awesome things at the same time!

    how will i play them all?

  • archivistkitsunearchivistkitsune Registered User regular
    So if a mill exists in this game, bets on it being a miller?

  • CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    i'll give it a go.

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Which way to the orgy?
    Shit, where isn't the orgy going on.

  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    !Signup

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Dunalist:

    You

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    also i am hoping for either Burnage or Farangu

    they seem the most likely to have totally broken powers

  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    Each day will end at 11 PM Eastern time. (5 PM Kiwi time)

    PAX East?

    West PAX is Best PAX
    East is beast!

    East infection is Yeast infection

    10mvrci.png click for Anime chat
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Mikey CTS wrote: »
    Oh I hope I get ObiFett!

    Village Idiot role is no fun

  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    Anyone but Langly or SaberOverEasy please.

    50 people is too many to be required to softnetwork with...

  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    First phalla while in school? Sure.

  • archivistkitsunearchivistkitsune Registered User regular
    Yeah, hoping not to get a role that requires softnetworking with the whole player base.

  • ahavaahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    nice avatar ahava

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i for one dread learning how i am perceived

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