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State of the Union 2013 - One Nation Under Cops

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Pharezon wrote: »
    I MILITARIZED THE BORDER. THAT'S PROGRESS!

    more boots is always better than less boots

    Add the skulls of poor browns to the drone throne.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Good job, Joe!

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    $9/hr minimum wage is super ambitious

    but i would be really impressed if it went through

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    really boehner you cant hold your hanker chief for like another 30 mins or so

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Alright I gotta go to bed

    If I miss something amazing someone PM me the relevant memes and tweets or whatever

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    and then once our guys are all out of Afghanistan, we can really start moving in on Pakistan

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    no more of this half-ass shit!

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    and then once our guys are all out of Afghanistan, we can really start moving in on Pakistan

    already have drones in pakistan, boots on the ground is for chumps

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    and then once our guys are all out of Afghanistan, we can really start moving in on Pakistan

    already have drones in pakistan, boots on the ground is for chumps

    it's just nice to have that human touch when you're brutally oppressing a people, you know?

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    they found the most pissed woman in uniform to put on tv

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    $9/hr minimum wage is super ambitious

    but i would be really impressed if it went through

    I'd be happy for this

    If I wasn't cynically expecting the prices of everything to suddenly shoot up in anticipation

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Makin' some pretty big promises in this

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Our war in Afghanistan will be over.*

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    and then once our guys are all out of Afghanistan, we can really start moving in on Pakistan

    already have drones in pakistan, boots on the ground is for chumps

    it's just nice to have that human touch when you're brutally oppressing a people, you know?

    read this as human torch whooops

    jim hammond, the most human drone

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    so he just obliquely referenced the whole kill list thing?

    was not expecting that to come up tonight

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    CYBER ATTACKS

    INFILTRATION HACKERS STEALING YOUR PERSONAL INFODATA

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Our war in Afghanistan will be over.*

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    Our war is over. The robot's war has just begun.

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Obama confirmed we've been fighting in Mali. And he makes some half assed remarks about the legality of drone strikes.

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    Deter attacks.

    That sounds bad.

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Really, he just threatened Iran? Great.

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    FUCKING EURO TRADE AGREEMENT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. BIDEN IS DOING SAD EYES.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    CYBER ATTACKS

    INFILTRATION HACKERS STEALING YOUR PERSONAL INFODATA

    Infiltration has already hacked my heart 8->

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Our war in Afghanistan will be over.*

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    Our war is over. The robot's war has just begun.

    Geth no he didn't mean you put that down.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Really, he just threatened Iran? Great.

    Don't forget North Korea!

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    "we will stand steadfast with israel"

    yeah, great.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    NOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAIDS

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    Veretas wrote: »
    NOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAIDS

    AIDS-B-Gon

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    "we will stand steadfast with israel"

    yeah, great.

    Allied Apartheid.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
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    Pharezon wrote: »
    Add the skulls of poor browns to the drone throne.


    ???????????????????????????

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    No claps on the women in combat line... *sigh*

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Can we please just put more focus on humanitarian aid?

    That seems less risky than acting as a global police force.

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    "we will stand steadfast with israel"

    yeah, great.

    Did you hear the 'lasting peace' part and see the Republicans having apoplexisms of rage

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    Can we please just put more focus on humanitarian aid?

    That seems less risky than acting as a global police force.

    that sounds like a way less efficient way of killing brown people than drone strikes

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    balerbowerbalerbower Registered User regular
    as long as i get my slice of the pie, the govuhment can do whatever it wants

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    that woman awkwardly clapping in between Michelle and Dr Biden is my spirit animal

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    here we go, guns time

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    interrobanginterrobang kawaii as  hellRegistered User regular
    aaand absolutely nothing about mental health w/r/t gun ownership

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    Lone republican woman stands up.

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    "If you want to vote no, that is your choice.. but at least vote!" Right after the voter rights piece. God damn, government, let's stop with this preventing votes shit, really.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    I can totally get behind a commission to improve the way we vote


    also OH BOY HERE COMES GUN CONTROL

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