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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    i am going to teh hairdresser and ask for my usual cut

    "short pls"

    LETS SEE WAT HAPENS THIS TIEM

    you have to go to a hairdresser?! Don't you just, like, snap your fingers or blow a whistle to summon someone?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMD_1d6th_g

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Tamin wrote: »
    i am going to teh hairdresser and ask for my usual cut

    "short pls"

    LETS SEE WAT HAPENS THIS TIEM

    you have to go to a hairdresser?! Don't you just, like, snap your fingers or blow a whistle to summon someone?

    jenkins only knows how to do a wet shave

    the advanced feathering techniques my flowing locks require are beyond his ken

    surrealitycheck on
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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    I see.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Looking at a gallery of head shots of porn stars before and after makeup.

    Makeup is basically sorcery.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Looking at a gallery of head shots of porn stars before and after makeup.

    Makeup is basically sorcery.

    Also lighting as the make up used is meant to reflect camera lighting a certain way.

    Also think of how society tells us women have to look like the after pic at all times or at least tries to get us to expect it. Meanwhile dudes can have all the blemishes and oily skin. This is changing although I'm not sure for the better.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    @Hakkekage I may have Irish goodbyed everyone

    I blame this on having French fries nd whiskey for dinner

    'cism

    That's what it's called!

    You say you're going to the bathroom and just leave!

    right, but

    french fries - potato
    whiskey - alcohol

    irish = potatoes + alcohol

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Looking at a gallery of head shots of porn stars before and after makeup.

    Makeup is basically sorcery.

    i was surprised by how attractive some of them looked without makeup

    i was expecting them all to have skin like a wadi

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    @Hakkekage I may have Irish goodbyed everyone

    I blame this on having French fries nd whiskey for dinner

    'cism

    That's what it's called!

    You say you're going to the bathroom and just leave!

    right, but

    french fries - potato
    whiskey - alcohol

    irish = potatoes + alcohol
    I'm pretty sure by indirectly implying the Irish are related to the French you are on a list now.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    h22348387

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Looking at a gallery of head shots of porn stars before and after makeup.

    Makeup is basically sorcery.
    Yeah, like I said last night, most of the younger ones look pretty good without make-up.

    It's the older ones where the make-up is dealing with the effects of age upon skin complexion that the difference is really noticeable.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    @Hakkekage I may have Irish goodbyed everyone

    I blame this on having French fries nd whiskey for dinner

    'cism

    That's what it's called!

    You say you're going to the bathroom and just leave!

    right, but

    french fries - potato
    whiskey - alcohol

    irish = potatoes + alcohol
    I'm pretty sure by indirectly implying the Irish are related to the French you are on a list now.

    I am on many lists.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Also artificial lips are bad mmkay?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I am curious how amazingly gorgeous I would look if I was able to utilise makeup as ladies do. I mean, I'm handsome enough now, but with makeup as a secret weapon I would essentially become a black hole of sexiness.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I am curious how amazingly gorgeous I would look if I was able to utilise makeup as ladies do. I mean, I'm handsome enough now, but with makeup as a secret weapon I would essentially become a black hole of sexiness.

    Fabiogart

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Looking at a gallery of head shots of porn stars before and after makeup.

    Makeup is basically sorcery.
    in asia the mans wear man make up

    poo
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Apparently ea is offering a free game download to simcity buyers.

    I bet its madden 12

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    Kagera wrote: »
    Apparently ea is offering a free game download to simcity buyers.

    I bet its madden 12

    on the 14th or something, yeah.

    edit: 18th.

    Tamin on
  • JeanJean Heartbroken papa bear Gatineau, QuébecRegistered User regular
    You like gaming music? If you're on this thread, it's safe to assume you do!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ghd3tvsNAs

    Enjoy!

    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    I see your castlevania and raise you super metroid

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oTzxyFWDyE

    Tamin on
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Video game music is salvation.

  • JeanJean Heartbroken papa bear Gatineau, QuébecRegistered User regular
    Super Metroid is in my top 5 of best SNES games so that's hard to top ;)

    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    The atmosphere provided by the music in Super Metroid is amazing. I am glad that games like Mass Effect understand the gravitas of good music.

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Also that waiter tried to tell me cheese and fish were vegan

    That was great.

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    I still can't believe ordering in breakfast on a lazy sunday isn't a thing.

    /cries fat tears

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    I still can't believe ordering in breakfast on a lazy sunday isn't a thing.

    /cries fat tears

    I don't know if this is a fat thing or a 1%er thing.

    Either way.

    BURN THE WITCH

    KILL HIM DEAD

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I seem to have bought a Lego space ork. Now I am tempted to go back to the store and buy as many others as I can find in that box now that I know the dot code.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    chu is a good man to get you home when you're wasted

  • JeanJean Heartbroken papa bear Gatineau, QuébecRegistered User regular
    I didn't fully understand the importance of music in videogames until I played Xenogears on the 1st Playstation

    I was blown away by that soundtrack! It was also my motivation for learning English. I sooooo wanted to understand the story than I was playing with a French/English dictionnary on my table.

    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    what is a dot code

    is it a bar code

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I seem to have bought a Lego space ork. Now I am tempted to go back to the store and buy as many others as I can find in that box now that I know the dot code.

    You could do the same with the space marine one and it would probably be cheaper than building two 40K armies.

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Assuming the Free game is an EA title that currently sells for 20bucks or less: There's not much there really. DA1/2, Fifa 12, ME2, Medal of Honor, Bad Company 2, NFS:Hot Pursuit

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Jean wrote: »
    I didn't fully understand the importance of music in videogames until I played Xenogears on the 1st Playstation

    I was blown away by that soundtrack! It was also my motivation for learning English. I sooooo wanted to understand the story than I was playing with a French/English dictionnary on my table.

    I am *this* close to doing that for Dragon Warrior V. Well, with a JED; somehow I don't think a FED will help me.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    holy shit i got my coffee home

  • JeanJean Heartbroken papa bear Gatineau, QuébecRegistered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Jean wrote: »
    I didn't fully understand the importance of music in videogames until I played Xenogears on the 1st Playstation

    I was blown away by that soundtrack! It was also my motivation for learning English. I sooooo wanted to understand the story than I was playing with a French/English dictionnary on my table.

    I am *this* close to doing that for Dragon Warrior V. Well, with a JED; somehow I don't think a FED will help me.

    JED? FED?

    Japanese to english, French to English. DId i understood this right?

    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    japanese to english DOCTONRORY

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    chu is a good man to get you home when you're wasted

    Your watch is gone.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    chu is a good man to get you home when you're wasted

    I assume "Get You Home" is some sort of euphemism.

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