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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Joolander wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
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    oh my god

    why can't the Hawkguy trade be available for digital yet? I have no comic stores near me
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    Make it work out Joolander

    BlankZoe on
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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    that's what the nude vampire is about!

    also the main character has very nice hair

    aj what the fuck did you just make me watch

    Gonna go back a few pages to make a note:

    This goes off streaming May 15th so WATCH NOW WHILE YOU HAVE A CHANCE

  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Joolander wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
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    oh my god

    why can't the Hawkguy trade be available for digital yet? I have no comic stores near me
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    Make it work out Joolander

    aaaarggghh

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    Can't you just order it off Amazon?

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    How the fuck has this not been posted yet

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfcJUl39iiA

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    How the fuck has this not been posted yet

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfcJUl39iiA

    Here's some weird statistics about Nic Cage; outside of 5 films in his career, he has either starred, or shared top billing with another actor. That's 68 movies after his initial launch in the industry, which means an astounding 94% of his Hollywood lifespan has been spent in leading roles - this is excluding films where he has appeared as himself. And I mean non-ensemble work - Nic Cage does not operate in an ensemble. If he does, as seen in Season of the Witch, he is obstinately the lead of the ensemble.

    For a non-action star, this is a substantial figure, considering the amount of roles he's taken. And he's done action roles!

    In addition, his films score from 0%-95% on Rotten Tomatoes, making him one of the most critically divisive actors of all time who still gets work as a lead in a considerable number of features that release in theaters. And despite an erratic box office intake, starring in quite a few flops, he still manages at least one major Hollywood production per year, to say nothing of his impressive independent film oeuvre.

    I've often wondered why, and I figured it out. Looking over his past releases for the last decade, he's starred in action film blockbusters, independent dramas, comedies, capers, supernatural thrillers...

    He isn't confined to one genre.

    He is his own genre.

    "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."
    "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
    My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I only noticed his weirder, super-intense stuff after Wicker Man came out

    before that movie I thought he was just like any other actor, albeit a talented one

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    and then I started to honestly wonder how he continues to get work

    I also wonder how it happens

    what I mean by this is, he gets offered a role

    and then, is it just like a toss of the dice whether they're going to get Leaving Las Vegas Nic Cage or Bad Lieutenant Nic Cage?

    does the director sign him up and just hope that he shows up in the mood to play whatever is most appropriate for the film?

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    if someone gets nic cage, they direct him to fit the movie

    he works well with others

    still can't believe he was nearly Neo, Aragorn, and Superman

  • Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    and then I started to honestly wonder how he continues to get work

    I also wonder how it happens

    what I mean by this is, he gets offered a role

    and then, is it just like a toss of the dice whether they're going to get Leaving Las Vegas Nic Cage or Bad Lieutenant Nic Cage?

    does the director sign him up and just hope that he shows up in the mood to play whatever is most appropriate for the film?

    Sometimes you get the Cage, sometimes the Cage gets you.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    if someone gets nic cage, they direct him to fit the movie

    he works well with others

    still can't believe he was nearly Neo, Aragorn, and Superman

    I could see him being Neo

    aragorn and superman

    not so much

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
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    i can almost buy it

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Antimatter wrote: »
    if someone gets nic cage, they direct him to fit the movie

    he works well with others

    still can't believe he was nearly Neo, Aragorn, and Superman

    I could see him as Neo & Superman

    the idea of Nic Cage as Aragorn though actually makes me a little mad

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
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    here's Nic Cage circa season of the witch

    obviously Viggo did a phenomenal job

    but what if

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    MalReyonlds you are a swell person

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    the prisoner remake disappointed on every level

    now imagine if Nic Cage starred in it instead of zero charisma Jesus McWoodenacting

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I think if Nic Cage had played Aragorn, he'd be trying to steal every scene

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Imagine if Nick Cage was Jesus.

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Before he retires I'd like to see Nic Cage do a test scene of him reading as each famous role he nearly had.

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Imagine if Nick Cage was Jesus.

    I hear he was in the running for it, but Mel Gibson ultimately torpedo'd it when he found out Cage liked comic books more than the Bible.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Now

    what if Nick Cave was Ghost Rider

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    And Nick Cage was Ghostwriter.

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Mori get out if my fanfic folder!

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    It's NIC cage goddamnit

    there is no k

    stop it with the k

    i will murder all the ks

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Nic Kage

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Nik Kage the mortal kombat kombatant

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    yo i hear we're discuss kage movies, I was very uncomfortable watching vampire's kiss during a lot of scenes.

    it reminded me way too much of when my mom snapped when i was younger.

    Luckily she didn't go on to think she was a vampire and so on.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Niqulous Kayeg

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Niqulous Kayeg

    This is the name of my Star Wars fanfic character NOBODY STEAL IT

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    David Cage presents the Nic Cage Experience.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    nic cage pulls a double robert downey jr and plays luke cage in the marvel cinematic universe

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    c'mon now anti

    that's silly

    he'd play blade

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    c'mon now anti

    that's silly

    he'd play blade

    no, blade fights him because HE'S A VAMPIRE

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    David Cage presents the Nic Cage Experience.

    Only available on platforms where a keyboard or pad is supported as you must hold down each letter of the alphabet one-by-one to complete the tutorial.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    nic cage as jubilee????

    a bold choice

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    alt post:

    nic cage for gene colan dracula

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    nic cage is fu manchu...in the shang chi movie

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    nic cage is fu manchu...in the shang chi movie

    ...yeah okay.

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