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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Hey, when filling in an application form, is it best to omit shitty qualifications?

    Like I have an A Level in Sociology

    But it's a grade E

    But it's my only A Level

    So?

    Oh brilliant
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    ukraine's formula was a simple one

    find pretty girl

    put her in a very flattering dress

    have her gyrate

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    anyone want to play some borderlands 1?

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I just realized that my experiences with vaginas is nonexistent with the exception of porn, which isn't going to be representative. Luckily, there is a tumblr for that.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Hey, when filling in an application form, is it best to omit shitty qualifications?

    Like I have an A Level in Sociology

    But it's a grade E

    But it's my only A Level

    So?

    Is an A Level in sociology relevant to the position?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Awesomenauts is fun, but I wish it had some actual matchmaking and penalty for quitting.

    Then again, small indie team, I suppose they don't have the budget for servers and offload the hosting to P2P migrations.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    In the EuroVision contest, do the countries just give all their points to their BFFs and their desired BFFs?

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    The Norwegian's hair is actually a symbiotic life form with a poisonous sting at the end. Provoke her and it attacks.

    who said that

    i will fite them

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    In the EuroVision contest, do the countries just give all their points to their BFFs and their desired BFFs?

    yes

    and Russia if you border them and don't want them to invade

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hey, when filling in an application form, is it best to omit shitty qualifications?

    Like I have an A Level in Sociology

    But it's a grade E

    But it's my only A Level

    So?

    Is an A Level in sociology relevant to the position?

    Nursing. Couldn't hoit?

    Oh brilliant
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    I just realized that my experiences with vaginas is nonexistent with the exception of porn, which isn't going to be representative. Luckily, there is a tumblr for that.

    normalvaginae.tumblr.com

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    ukraine's formula was a simple one

    find pretty girl

    put her in a very flattering dress

    have her gyrate

    are you saying that doesn't work?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    #uguu

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    France all awarding their points to France.

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    mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    In the EuroVision contest, do the countries just give all their points to their BFFs and their desired BFFs?

    This graphic is always relevant.

    eurovision-voting-pacts.jpg

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    I just realized that my experiences with vaginas is nonexistent with the exception of porn, which isn't going to be representative. Luckily, there is a tumblr for that.

    that still lacks the experience of going "uuuhm, huh." the moment your tongue tastes it.

    That's a... special kind of experience.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    OMG

    WE'RE BEATING THE FRENCH

    that's all we really want

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    ukraine's formula was a simple one

    find pretty girl

    put her in a very flattering dress

    have her gyrate

    are you saying that doesn't work?

    they're in second

    simple, and effective

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hey, when filling in an application form, is it best to omit shitty qualifications?

    Like I have an A Level in Sociology

    But it's a grade E

    But it's my only A Level

    So?

    Is an A Level in sociology relevant to the position?

    Nursing. Couldn't hoit?

    Hmm... yeah, I suppose could go either way.

    I'm not really that knowledgeable about the non-American education accreditation systems and how important they are to getting a job.

    Like, here, having a mediocre college degree is miles ahead of no college degree... though you also don't really have to list how you did, just that you completed it.

    Is it possible for you to only list that you completed it?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »

    i lasted 23 seconds into that
    but the best part is 35 seconds in.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    guys i'm back from art'ing

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    This chick from Germany is really cute.

    SHE MADE A MISTAKE SHE SAYS SHE'S SORRY

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Sheena Easton basically looking like Gozer right now on BBC4.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    please, german girl, turn around some more.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    germany gave 12 points to hungary?

    i'm tempted to load them into the cannon alongside that mediocre mumbling hipster

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'M SORRY FINLAND I WAS TOO RASH

    YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND

    Damn straight kid.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    iceland, remember that we are using our military to protect you so you don't have to

    10 points isn't enough you bitches

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Leitner wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »

    i lasted 23 seconds into that
    but the best part is 35 seconds in.

    curse you

    damn your eyes and a plague upon your house

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    edited May 2013
    Henroid wrote: »

    What, you thought Uguu~ was something that just came out of nowhere, spontaneously created itself?

    Gaze into the dark abyss, that birthed it.

    Zephiran on
    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    So.

    Many.

    Stairs.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    greek announcer is preeeeeeeeeetty

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    mere_immortalmere_immortal So tasty!Registered User regular
    Greece woman looks like she's being taken over by the spider-man symbiote.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    come on, paddy

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    I just realized that my experiences with vaginas is nonexistent with the exception of porn, which isn't going to be representative. Luckily, there is a tumblr for that.

    that still lacks the experience of going "uuuhm, huh." the moment your tongue tastes it.

    That's a... special kind of experience.

    What in the

    Vagina tastes great.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    fuck off!

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    ireland you rock

    we're well ahead of the french now

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    wow

    thats a hell of a dress montenegro announcer lady

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET THE 74TH ANNUAL HUNGER GAMES BEGIN

    Alt post: Hahahahahahaha what in the fuck is this?!

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    I just realized that my experiences with vaginas is nonexistent with the exception of porn, which isn't going to be representative. Luckily, there is a tumblr for that.

    that still lacks the experience of going "uuuhm, huh." the moment your tongue tastes it.

    That's a... special kind of experience.

    What in the

    Vagina tastes great.

    nnnnnnnot always.

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