I wish people had to have licenses before having kids. Like a drivers license. You need one before you can operate a machine that can potentially kill someone, maybe we need one for an act that can potentially do the same and worse.
Bah. If only.
I hope everyone realizes the amazingly intrusive methods that this would require. People flip shit at the US still having a draft registry. Imagine if you were forced into state mandated birth control methods with periodic checks with a criminal penalty.
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"I'm a smart person and am tired of dealing with stupid people. Let's enact horrific breeding controls tied to state mandated testing means!"
No! NO! If you think that you might as well admit that you've given up on understanding compassion as a concept.
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It comes up a lot. A LOT. The idea of licensing children. It's horrible. The very idea, even as a joke, is horrible, because many people hold to that being a valid idea. Maybe have a standard birth and parenting course that you can attend for free that allows you a very minor tax incentive for the first two fiscal years after birth if you complete the course. No check-ins, just take the parenting course, complete it, get your very minor additional tax deduction.
No licensing of the ability of human reproduction. That idea is fucking bananas.
I wish people had to have licenses before having kids. Like a drivers license. You need one before you can operate a machine that can potentially kill someone, maybe we need one for an act that can potentially do the same and worse.
Bah. If only.
I hope everyone realizes the amazingly intrusive methods that this would require. People flip shit at the US still having a draft registry. Imagine if you were forced into state mandated birth control methods with periodic checks with a criminal penalty.
I hope you realize that you are arguing about the practical implementation of something that is clearly a wish in a thread entitled "Pffft..I wish.."
I don't think anyone but you actually thought that was a serious concept. Of course it'd be fraught - with complexities far past the practical - to the point of just being impossible.
On another note, if I ever find out who you are (you know who you are ), I am going to kiss you furiously.
Oh, well in that case it was me
I'm the person that uh
did the thing
I'm pretty cool like that
Or something?
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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I actually have a son who is amazing and has a great life with his mom and step-dad and step-siblings, and I've been a step-dad, so I'm a bit touchy on the topic. Sorry for over-reacting. I just don't want anyone thinking that licensing births is a good idea. Sorry.
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In my future government people will be tested for qualities, intelligence, and of course DNA compatibility. Chips will be installed into their genitalia along with bar codes and scanners. In the case of an unacceptable match, the proper hormones will be release to keep the female from becoming pregnant. Their will also be a punishment involved; a sensation similar to blue balls/tubes for two weeks.
In my future government people will be tested for qualities, intelligence, and of course DNA compatibility. Chips will be installed into their genitalia along with bar codes and scanners. In the case of an unacceptable match, the proper hormones will be release to keep the female from becoming pregnant. Their will also be a punishment involved; a sensation similar to blue balls/tubes for two weeks.
Sex will sound like the checkout at the supermarket.
Beep! Beep! Beep!
"Shit my eye. I looked at the laser."
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I am sitting in orbit, smashing the button that ends all of you.
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I hope everyone realizes the amazingly intrusive methods that this would require. People flip shit at the US still having a draft registry. Imagine if you were forced into state mandated birth control methods with periodic checks with a criminal penalty.
No! NO! If you think that you might as well admit that you've given up on understanding compassion as a concept.
It was a joke about people being terrible parents.
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No licensing of the ability of human reproduction. That idea is fucking bananas.
And really, I mean, we are smarter now than we have ever really been historically. But, we still have tons to work on, of course.
I hope you realize that you are arguing about the practical implementation of something that is clearly a wish in a thread entitled "Pffft..I wish.."
I don't think anyone but you actually thought that was a serious concept. Of course it'd be fraught - with complexities far past the practical - to the point of just being impossible.
Oh, well in that case it was me
I'm the person that uh
did the thing
I'm pretty cool like that
Or something?
I wish that I had dental coverage.
Sounds a whole lot like soshulasms to me.
Sex will sound like the checkout at the supermarket.
Beep! Beep! Beep!
"Shit my eye. I looked at the laser."
Nope, please try again with a better opinion informed by a healthier world view.
Way to abuse your power, weaver
I don't think I have the appropriate knowledge or habitat to care for one of those, please don't press the button.
I'm imagining orbital drop enchilada delivery systems and cannot stop laughing
What? No.
God no.
Children are great.
Parents are horrid
Caring for an enchilada is easy.
Put it in your mouth and bite down.
please, do it quickly, I want enchiladas
Who are you to force this delicious burden upon us?
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If the crowd funding goes through, we'll also attach some tapatio sauce to these tungsten rods and send them down
Scanning for target lock..
scanning...scanning...scan*TARGET LOCKED*
On that adorable face AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
what?
@Weaver You magnificent bastard.