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Pfft..I wish..

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    No no, TWO dogs

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I wish more people liked the video games I liked so the servers for them would stay up and the games would continue to be supported.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRsj2DtLCQs

    :(

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    No no, TWO dogs

    Evil genie misinterpretation:

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    AwkoAwko About to poison the waterhole.Registered User regular
    I wish that I could drive over a car in a tank.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    fun fact that was my first alcoholic beverage

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Getting drunk on lemon booze while watching Jurassic Park with a stud sounds like a pretty sweet evil-genie outcome tbh.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I wish that I could just eat and eat and eat and never stop eating ever with zero consequences.

    Eating food is great you guys.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Though, on second thought, that's pretty much prime evil genie bait right there.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    what world do you live in where you have pony regret

    i need to know pony steward

    The world where it's a family hobby that takes the majority of my weekend time and three hours a day while I don't much enjoy it.

    Non-cartoon ponies are the worst.

    Especially when they run around the field for half an hour at dinner time.

    I wish you weren't broken inside.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Though, on second thought, that's pretty much prime evil genie bait right there.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMn0EFhjOFI

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Looks like someone gave that clip the Family Guy treatment

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Let's prep for the next deadline

    http://youtu.be/ABzh6hTYpb8

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Looks like someone gave that clip the Family Guy treatment

    I didn't even watch it : (

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Yes, that's me except replace doughnuts with tacos.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    Getting drunk on lemon booze while watching Jurassic Park with a stud sounds like a pretty sweet evil-genie outcome tbh.

    I guess his wish backfire backfired.

    He must be new.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I really wish I had some dill pickles right now.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    I really wish I had some dick pills right now.

    how i read that at first

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I wish I had a gym buddy.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    I wish I could instantly teleport anywhere so that I could visit people and places all around the world whenever I wanted

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    I wish I could stand up for myself when I know I'm getting fucked around.

    I wish I didn't need braces.

    I wish I were eating cinnamon buns right now.

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    then people would love me :(

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I wish I knew what the hell I was doing from day to day

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Awko wrote: »
    I wish that I could drive over a car in a tank.

    I was in a AAVP-7A1 that did it
    All I can say I had no idea what we did until I was told



    What I wish for is really a rather personal list as at times I really don't know if I really want that

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    I wish I wasn't a huge idiot shit sack

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    you must've gotten that wish granted a while ago beasteh you good fellow you!

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    oh, wimble 8->

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    Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    I wish you would love me, SE++.

    Why won't you love me?

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    because you don't earn enough money. We are all gold diggers

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    I wish I would win Texa$ for my writing in this contest

    I wish I would get this novel published

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    I wish for a corgi

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    I wish I make some money this weekend

    I wish that my butt would quit being troublesome today.

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I wish I had enough money to have a kitten

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    No no, TWO dogs

    I accidentally registered twice at the K-9 unit and now I'm

    TWO DOGS

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    HammerHorrorHammerHorror Registered User regular
    I wish that I had the Money.

    Like, all of it.

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    HammerHorrorHammerHorror Registered User regular
    Or that my mustache wasn't so frizzy - that'd work too.

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    I'd wish for all food to be healthy. Everything from a a Five Guys' Burger to cheesecake.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2013
    I put together a plan for what I would do if I ever won the lottery, so I'll go ahead and put it here under "I wish I had a lot of money so I could do this stuff"

    Now this plan requires stupid amounts of money
    Like, Bruce Wayne money is what we're talking here

    No matter how much money I have it probably isn't enough so let's say I invest a huge chunk of it and get even more money

    Obviously first things first; pay off my debts, set my retired parents up in a nice place and make sure they've got all they need, help my sister out, get me a nice tasteful apartment somewhere, nothing extravagant

    The bulk of the money goes into funding research on alternative/clean energy, environmental cleanup and preservation, biotech firms to develop crops that can grow in the harshest environments so we can relieve scarcity impoverished areas of the world, advances in medical technology so that everyone can have access to cheap or free care

    This will obviously take years and would ideally continue past my death
    The extreme end of things would also begin funding space colonization efforts

    Even if it doesn't save the entire human race it's a way more satisfying plan than "I'm gonna buy a solid gold jet and party all the time"

    Grey Ghost on
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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    I wish I could have a do-over on the 15-minute knowledge sharing presentation I just gave

    I found like, 5 things I could have done better as I was presenting

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I mean I will also party on my solid gold jet

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