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Pfft..I wish..

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    Well my wish wasn't granted now was it

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Zay wrote: »
    Well my wish wasn't granted now was it

    Your wish is inside all of us

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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    i just want a robotic butler to do all the stuff i don't want to do

    like laundry, taxes, and romantic trysts

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    I wish that I hadn't drunk that coffee. I wish I had remembered that it brings out my demons and simulates a damn near perfect panic attack.

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    I wish i didnt have to go to the store to try and return these pants that are poofy in the crotchal region and that i didnt have such an insanely hard time buying pants


    i will literally pay a ridiculous amount of money for pants just plsplspls fit me half decently

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    DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Oh I also wish I could meet someone to sex and snuggle and love on.

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    VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    I wish I knew what I wanted to do with my life earlier on, so I didn't end up at community college for 4 years before I transfer to get my Bachelors.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Rainfall wrote: »
    I wish I never had to sleep. Sleep is the worst.

    This is the 2nd time in a month or so someone has said that

    what the hell is wrong with you people? Sleep is amazing. I wish I could sleep MORE.

    I need a 32 hour day just so's I can fit in everything I wanna do

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    oh! I wish we had 32 hour days

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    I wish I had superpowers, a whole bunch of 'em.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    if you could pick one superpower, which would it be? And if you choose the superpower of being able to develop any other superpower or some shit like that I am turning you into a snail with my amazing snailerizing superpower

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I don't know that i'd want a bunch of powers. hell, I'd settle for Power Man's set. Kinda super strong, pretty indestructible. like, I want to fight a giant death robot, but I want it to be a challenge without being a risk.

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    HammerHorrorHammerHorror Registered User regular
    Unlimited teleportation.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Teleportation

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    see, if all you guys have teleportation I can just hitch a ride

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    I wish I had a cute girlfriend to kiss and snuggle on

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    Newton-level genius
    Without the coocoo-bananas baggage

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    zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    definitely teleportation

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    see, if all you guys have teleportation I can just hitch a ride

    Something something airbags

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Teleportation

    yo came here to say this

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Teleportation

    yo came here to say this

    FML

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Teleportation

    yo came here to say this

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    Newton-level genius
    Without the coocoo-bananas baggage

    my superpower is double newton-level genius

    enjoy living in my shadow mehehehehe ho ho hee

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    see, if all you guys have teleportation I can just hitch a ride

    Something something airbags

    something something into a pole

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I wish all these wishes got monkey pawed.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Some danishes might be pretty good, too.

    Little bit of hot chocolate.

    It's windy out.

    We'll sit here nibbling and sipping and listening to the whooshing and be all cosy like, Djinni-Jesus.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    Wimble wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    Newton-level genius
    Without the coocoo-bananas baggage

    my superpower is double newton-level genius

    enjoy living in my shadow mehehehehe ho ho hee

    Zounds! Curse your cunning, lizard!

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I want Iron Man and Batman's super power

    Immeasurable genius and Unlimited wealth

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I wish my brain would work as well as I want it to.

    maybe the adderol I started yesterday will make my wish come true.

    i really hope so.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    also I wish that one of these women that says they want to just spend all day in bed with me would actually do it. I ain't got shit to do on some saturdays but play video games all day, baby, you know I got time

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    just give me the Nova force

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    A healing superpower would be pretty great.

    I wouldn't have to watch the MS slowly destroy my dad for a start. Put a stop to all the shitty illnesses people shouldn't have to suffer through


    PSN- AHermano
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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Extreme longevity. I'd be cool with just sticking around a few centuries, see what happens. It'd be best if I were, you know, fit and healthy and sane for most of it. Just make me 20-something until the 26th century or so. I could live with that.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    i wish gta online was just populated by bots

    Be more sociable?

    i am not bilingual, and cannot reciprocate w/ spanish speaking folks in servers i am often slotted in

    http://www.duolingo.com/

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    you could live with the superpower you chose?

    I would hope so!

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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    Extreme longevity. I'd be cool with just sticking around a few centuries, see what happens. It'd be best if I were, you know, fit and healthy and sane for most of it. Just make me 20-something until the 26th century or so. I could live with that.
    "I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even five hundred would be pretty nice."
    CEO Nwabudike Morgan, Morganlink 3D-Vision Interview
    Accompies the Secret Project "The Longevity Vaccine"

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Wimble wrote: »
    if you could pick one superpower, which would it be? And if you choose the superpower of being able to develop any other superpower or some shit like that I am turning you into a snail with my amazing snailerizing superpower

    I've always been a fan of the three T's: telekinesis, telepathy and teleportation.

    But it's teleportation in the top spot, no doubt.

    TK would be pretty cool, there's all kinds of slick shit you could pull in an average day and you'd be shit hot in all kinds of combat.

    Telepathy is nice because you would be nigh unbeatable in poker, no one could bluff you ever. On top of that, you'd be like Bruce Lee in a fight because you already know what the other fighter is going to do.

    But teleportation is the bee's knees.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    I think I'd prefer being able to change my appearance even over teleportation

    It's not about being unhappy with how I look, it's that being able to look any way I want would just be too interesting to pass up

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I wish more people liked the video games I liked so the servers for them would stay up and the games would continue to be supported.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRsj2DtLCQs

    :(

    I wish this game had had a game potion as excellent as its hero creating portion.

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