the bible is the only thing that can repair a shattered civilisation
praise Mormon Jesus
The Bible is the most widely printed and translated book in history
Treasured by its devotees, many of whom would be willing to die to protect it
Yet somehow there is only one copy left anywhere
Somehow
yeah, like
even if I granted everything else about the movie
the idea that there are no bibles left in motel rooms or people's homes or libraries or bookstores or anything is just...lol
when I saw the trailer I had a sinking feeling it would be the Bible based on the sheer portentousness of the movie title, but I was hoping it would be a copy of "The Way Things Work" or even the last copy of Playboy #1 with Marilyn Monroe or something
me and @weirdspaceships can't stop coming up with terrible Archie comic premises
Share with the class, please.
the last batch direct from gchat
Simon: Archie Starts A Bacchanalia
Caitlynn: Archie Discovers His Animal Soul
Simon: Archie Devours The Still-Beating Heart Of A Horse
Caitlynn: Archie Steps On Grapes Like When You Make Wine Except He Does It In A Grocery Store And For No Reason
Simon: Archie Stands Outside Jughead's Window At 3AM And Watches Him Sleep
Caitlynn: Archie Yells Out Reggie's Name But Then Looks Away When Reggie Looks To See Who It Is
Simon: Archie Insists On Doing 'Bat Out Of Hell' At Karaoke Without Realising He Is Tone-Deaf
Caitlynn: Archie Vomits Ceaselessly Into Washing Machine
My American Giant size is XL because I am a big boy who needs a big boy hoodie. The best part is that the cut assumes that your chest is larger than your gut, which is the case with me and means that it automatically looks tailored and super flattering.
I'm so glad I'm at least reasonably proportioned enough that clothes don't look weird on me.
I got real tired of premium brands topping out at chest sizes that are too small and mainstream brands assuming that if I wear an XL, I must have a huge pot belly, leaving giant drapes of unused fabric. I should just lose about 20 pounds and slip into premium large but...
Women's clothing is weird because I really, really need a tall, but some stores don't offer those, instead assuming everyone is gonna be between five feet and five eight. But when stores do have a tall, I'm pretty reasonably framed, which is extremely nice. Whoo androgyny.
Best thing about transgirls is that they all tend to be real tall. Makes it easier to have legs that go all the way down to the floor, etc.
Cinders
And yep. Tgirls who transitioned after puberty have a male distribution of heights, which is basically the female distribution+4 inches. So plenty of us are tall.
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I hate hate HATE that ultimate team in Madden 25 needs to be online-only, against random people.
I would sign up for a league in a heartbeat if there was a way to do that... but Ultimate team is the mode I want to play, and I have to deal with kids screaming in my ear and people hate-dropping the game in the 4th quarter.
Fucking hell, its ruining an otherwise good mode in this game. It basically blends a collectible card game with Madden in which you start with a random draw deck that is tilted towards a certain playstyle, and there are challenges that either give you specific player cards, or booster packs. This is complete with an auction house, the ability to share cards with friends, etc.
The "deck" you build is your team, and there are "chemistry" ratings (like 6 or 7) that show how well your team is built for offense passing, or offense running, defensive coverage, etc. etc. - It's a fucking glorious blend of strategy and collectables with the game of football, and it is being fucking ruined by 9 year olds for me.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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I went out for some casual beers with friends, had some nice food and am now in my own bed. Things are grand.
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On the black screen
I actually had that game
I uh
I kind of liked it
it was real easy to beat
and you could beat it, which was kind of novel in 1984 or whenever
me and @weirdspaceships can't stop coming up with terrible Archie comic premises
there is apparently a whole documentary movie about people who collect these things
Share with the class, please.
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Feral
no matter what else happens between us
I will always love you because of this one post
the last batch direct from gchat
the chucky cheese ones weren't that bad were they?
I guess a lot of the complaints about its difficulty were just from people who misunderstood how the perspective worked.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
On the black screen
it's making me cry again.
Goddamn emotions.
Why can't i be a cold, emotionless robot?
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You can beat it in 4 minutes. What did Atari cartridges cost back then? $50?
You can beat Dark Souls in 25 minutes.
Not much of an improvement since the 70s.
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@Casual Eddy
oh yes they sent me a voucher thing
yesssss
It was panned for being too difficult.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
oh I think it has to be your first purchase but maybe not
i can send you my code if you want, or @casual eddy can try his
Thanks, Bethryn.
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I basically never need heels.
@eddy
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaqpoeVgr8U
This one. By far.
I would sign up for a league in a heartbeat if there was a way to do that... but Ultimate team is the mode I want to play, and I have to deal with kids screaming in my ear and people hate-dropping the game in the 4th quarter.
Fucking hell, its ruining an otherwise good mode in this game. It basically blends a collectible card game with Madden in which you start with a random draw deck that is tilted towards a certain playstyle, and there are challenges that either give you specific player cards, or booster packs. This is complete with an auction house, the ability to share cards with friends, etc.
The "deck" you build is your team, and there are "chemistry" ratings (like 6 or 7) that show how well your team is built for offense passing, or offense running, defensive coverage, etc. etc. - It's a fucking glorious blend of strategy and collectables with the game of football, and it is being fucking ruined by 9 year olds for me.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
yeah but i'll have a steam powered cross bow so
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
what the holy fuck is going on, Onstad
That Guy Fieri gag. Oh no.
yep
what makes them worth 90 dollars