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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    status update: wargame airland battle is the best rts to come out in years, maybe since the first CoH...it's good. buy it if you get a shot

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Kagera wrote: »
    He finally finds a bunch of games to play on his Atari. It is all the copies of E.T. that were buried in the desert.

    I actually had that game

    I uh

    I kind of liked it

    it was real easy to beat

    and you could beat it, which was kind of novel in 1984 or whenever

  • VanguardVanguard The worst part about being young is thinking nothing, nothing ever comesRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Harley was so happy to se us today!

    Jacobkosh
  • simonwolfsimonwolf even mollusks have weddings (though solemn and leaden)Registered User regular
    help

    me and @weirdspaceships can't stop coming up with terrible Archie comic premises

    Cinders
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Feral wrote: »
    This is an old video but I've never seen it before

    Some dude reprogrammed the animatronic animals from a kid's pizza place to play Baby Huey


    there is apparently a whole documentary movie about people who collect these things

  • 21stCentury21stCentury The Bismuth Heart Beats with the timesRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    help

    me and @weirdspaceships can't stop coming up with terrible Archie comic premises

    Share with the class, please.

  • AresProphetAresProphet I see a darkness in my fate I'll drive my car without the brakesRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Book of Eli's conceit was dumb.

    the bible is the only thing that can repair a shattered civilisation

    praise Mormon Jesus

    The Bible is the most widely printed and translated book in history

    Treasured by its devotees, many of whom would be willing to die to protect it

    Yet somehow there is only one copy left anywhere

    Somehow

    yeah, like

    even if I granted everything else about the movie

    the idea that there are no bibles left in motel rooms or people's homes or libraries or bookstores or anything is just...lol

    when I saw the trailer I had a sinking feeling it would be the Bible based on the sheer portentousness of the movie title, but I was hoping it would be a copy of "The Way Things Work" or even the last copy of Playboy #1 with Marilyn Monroe or something

    Make it really meta

    It is the last copy of A Canticle for Liebowitz

    Feral

    no matter what else happens between us

    I will always love you because of this one post

    oh, gimme some time
    show me the foothold from which I can climb
    yeah, when I feel low
    you show me a signpost for where I should go
    Feral
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular

    Jacobkosh
  • simonwolfsimonwolf even mollusks have weddings (though solemn and leaden)Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    help

    me and @weirdspaceships can't stop coming up with terrible Archie comic premises

    Share with the class, please.

    the last batch direct from gchat
    Simon: Archie Starts A Bacchanalia
    Caitlynn: Archie Discovers His Animal Soul
    Simon: Archie Devours The Still-Beating Heart Of A Horse
    Caitlynn: Archie Steps On Grapes Like When You Make Wine Except He Does It In A Grocery Store And For No Reason
    Simon: Archie Stands Outside Jughead's Window At 3AM And Watches Him Sleep
    Caitlynn: Archie Yells Out Reggie's Name But Then Looks Away When Reggie Looks To See Who It Is
    Simon: Archie Insists On Doing 'Bat Out Of Hell' At Karaoke Without Realising He Is Tone-Deaf
    Caitlynn: Archie Vomits Ceaselessly Into Washing Machine

    y2jake215Captain CarrotInfamyDeferredJacobkoshCindersskippydumptruckAresProphetCasual EddyTL DRRear Admiral Choco
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited December 2013
    those things are goddamn terrifying
    the chucky cheese ones weren't that bad were they?

    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Location: ByakkoyaRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    He finally finds a bunch of games to play on his Atari. It is all the copies of E.T. that were buried in the desert.

    I actually had that game

    I uh

    I kind of liked it

    it was real easy to beat

    and you could beat it, which was kind of novel in 1984 or whenever

    I guess a lot of the complaints about its difficulty were just from people who misunderstood how the perspective worked.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    radagast's red velvet pancake puppies

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • 21stCentury21stCentury The Bismuth Heart Beats with the timesRegistered User regular
    Fucking Up.

    it's making me cry again.

    Goddamn emotions.

    Why can't i be a cold, emotionless robot?

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    He finally finds a bunch of games to play on his Atari. It is all the copies of E.T. that were buried in the desert.

    I actually had that game

    I uh

    I kind of liked it

    it was real easy to beat

    and you could beat it, which was kind of novel in 1984 or whenever

    I guess a lot of the complaints about its difficulty were just from people who misunderstood how the perspective worked.

    You can beat it in 4 minutes. What did Atari cartridges cost back then? $50?

  • 21stCentury21stCentury The Bismuth Heart Beats with the timesRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    He finally finds a bunch of games to play on his Atari. It is all the copies of E.T. that were buried in the desert.

    I actually had that game

    I uh

    I kind of liked it

    it was real easy to beat

    and you could beat it, which was kind of novel in 1984 or whenever

    I guess a lot of the complaints about its difficulty were just from people who misunderstood how the perspective worked.

    You can beat it in 4 minutes. What did Atari cartridges cost back then? $50?

    You can beat Dark Souls in 25 minutes.

    Not much of an improvement since the 70s.

  • VanguardVanguard The worst part about being young is thinking nothing, nothing ever comesRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Currently plotting the best way for undead to devour your still-warm corpses in our upcoming Burning Dead game

    @Casual Eddy

  • BethrynBethryn Registered User regular
    Why can't i be a cold, emotionless robot?
    Uvr92ut.png

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    oh and skappy my american giant hoodie arrived and i loves it

    so comfy and warm the small fits perfectly. think i might get a heavyweight next.

    yes!

    I have decided AG is my jam over the other brand

    I am going to order their sweatpants next

    i was able to use your coupon thing so maybe it will work for you now

    oh yes they sent me a voucher thing

    yesssss

  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Location: ByakkoyaRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    He finally finds a bunch of games to play on his Atari. It is all the copies of E.T. that were buried in the desert.

    I actually had that game

    I uh

    I kind of liked it

    it was real easy to beat

    and you could beat it, which was kind of novel in 1984 or whenever

    I guess a lot of the complaints about its difficulty were just from people who misunderstood how the perspective worked.

    You can beat it in 4 minutes. What did Atari cartridges cost back then? $50?

    It was panned for being too difficult.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    pls let me in on this AG coupon action!

    oh I think it has to be your first purchase but maybe not

    i can send you my code if you want, or @casual eddy can try his

  • 21stCentury21stCentury The Bismuth Heart Beats with the timesRegistered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    Why can't i be a cold, emotionless robot?
    Uvr92ut.png

    Thanks, Bethryn.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    My American Giant size is XL because I am a big boy who needs a big boy hoodie. The best part is that the cut assumes that your chest is larger than your gut, which is the case with me and means that it automatically looks tailored and super flattering.

    I'm so glad I'm at least reasonably proportioned enough that clothes don't look weird on me.

    I got real tired of premium brands topping out at chest sizes that are too small and mainstream brands assuming that if I wear an XL, I must have a huge pot belly, leaving giant drapes of unused fabric. I should just lose about 20 pounds and slip into premium large but...

    Women's clothing is weird because I really, really need a tall, but some stores don't offer those, instead assuming everyone is gonna be between five feet and five eight. But when stores do have a tall, I'm pretty reasonably framed, which is extremely nice. Whoo androgyny.

    Best thing about transgirls is that they all tend to be real tall. Makes it easier to have legs that go all the way down to the floor, etc.

    Cinders

    And yep. Tgirls who transitioned after puberty have a male distribution of heights, which is basically the female distribution+4 inches. So plenty of us are tall.

    I basically never need heels.

  • BethrynBethryn Registered User regular
    Thanks, Bethryn.
    No problem, my mission statement is to answer all rhetorical questions in the most awkward way possible.

    Cinders
  • 21stCentury21stCentury The Bismuth Heart Beats with the timesRegistered User regular
    They're renaming Han Solo in the upcoming Star Wars sequel to Han Yolo.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    Thanks, Bethryn.
    No problem, my mission statement is to answer all rhetorical questions in the most awkward way possible.

    <3

  • BethrynBethryn Registered User regular
    It being almost a full year, I now do declare the best YouTube video I've seen this year to be...



    This one. By far.

    TL DR
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    This is an old video but I've never seen it before

    Some dude reprogrammed the animatronic animals from a kid's pizza place to play Baby Huey


    there is apparently a whole documentary movie about people who collect these things
    At the screening of the documentary I went to they set up those animatronics on the lawn outside the theater.

    Jacobkosh
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    I hate hate HATE that ultimate team in Madden 25 needs to be online-only, against random people.

    I would sign up for a league in a heartbeat if there was a way to do that... but Ultimate team is the mode I want to play, and I have to deal with kids screaming in my ear and people hate-dropping the game in the 4th quarter.

    Fucking hell, its ruining an otherwise good mode in this game. It basically blends a collectible card game with Madden in which you start with a random draw deck that is tilted towards a certain playstyle, and there are challenges that either give you specific player cards, or booster packs. This is complete with an auction house, the ability to share cards with friends, etc.

    The "deck" you build is your team, and there are "chemistry" ratings (like 6 or 7) that show how well your team is built for offense passing, or offense running, defensive coverage, etc. etc. - It's a fucking glorious blend of strategy and collectables with the game of football, and it is being fucking ruined by 9 year olds for me.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I went out for some casual beers with friends, had some nice food and am now in my own bed. Things are grand.

    emnmnme
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Currently plotting the best way for undead to devour your still-warm corpses in our upcoming Burning Dead game

    @Casual Eddy

    yeah but i'll have a steam powered cross bow so

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • FeralFeral That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. Location: ByakkoyaRegistered User regular
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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
    JacobkoshCambiata
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment They're inside you building a monument to compromise! Fuck them. Fuck those people. Registered User regular
    catching up on Achewood

    what the holy fuck is going on, Onstad

    That Guy Fieri gag. Oh no.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    should i buy an american giant hoodie

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    should i buy an american giant hoodie

    yep

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    should i buy an american giant hoodie

    yep

    what makes them worth 90 dollars

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  • TavTav Registered User regular
    these tweets are hilarious to me

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    should i buy an american giant hoodie

    yep

    what makes them worth 90 dollars
    They're made with American pride.
    783.gif

    Gooey
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