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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Reading a Guardian story about my city, and its often terrible reputation, mostly in the past now, for violent crime.
    Nottingham is no longer known as "assassination city".
    It never was you utter berk. That is the stupidest nickname I've ever heard and no one used it ever.

    BBC report says this about Nottingham.
    Of the UK's "urban areas", the index found Glasgow, with a murder rate of double the national average, to be the least peaceful and Cardiff and Swansea, with 60% less violent crime than Glasgow, the most peaceful.

    Sheffield, Nottingham and Leeds came second, third and fourth respectively behind Cardiff in the urban areas peacefulness ranking.

    the only thing i know about Nottinham in that regard is it does have a reputation for having more gun crime than most other places besides London

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Today's whompface in the first panel.

    So close to home

    Hnnnnngh

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i'm watching a movie on amazon prime instant watch. i've never rly done it before and i keep forgetting and accidentally closing the tab.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    i guess if theres 2-3 shootings a year in your town then technically speaking your odds of not getting shot are pretty high

    but to my sheltered self it still seems crazy you could get used to drive bys being a semi-regular event

    well there are over 300 murders every year in my city. there have already been 40 to date since 2014.

    looking at my neighborhood- approximately 5x5 small city blocks- that contains my common eateries, my job to which i walk etc... it looks like there were 2 homicides, 8 rapes, 99 thefts, and 16 aggravated assaults in the past 6 month.

    i have no idea what our crime statistics are

    my nearest city has a high rate of assault but probably pretty low murder rates

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    I figure I could take a bear.
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Total murder figures for a couple of years ago (I believe they've dropped since then).
    A total of 550 murders, manslaughters and infanticides were recorded in 2011/12 across England and Wales

    Scotland's figures are seperate, because they say murrrrrrderrrrrrrrrrrr.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    oh awesome i don't have enough money in my bank account to take out money

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    oh huh

    there was an aggravated assault with a gun on my block 17 days ago

    i didn't know that!

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Total murder figures for a couple of years ago (I believe they've dropped since then).
    A total of 550 murders, manslaughters and infanticides were recorded in 2011/12 across England and Wales

    Scotland's figures are seperate, because they say murrrrrrderrrrrrrrrrrr.

    that's because it is a known fact every Scottish murder happens in Glasgow


    every single one

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Total murder figures for a couple of years ago (I believe they've dropped since then).
    A total of 550 murders, manslaughters and infanticides were recorded in 2011/12 across England and Wales

    Scotland's figures are seperate, because they say murrrrrrderrrrrrrrrrrr.

    that's because it is a known fact every Scottish murder happens in Glasgow


    every single one

    @Japan is from Glasgow. I wonder if he has ever murdered anyone or been murdered? He is quite Ill this week so I'm leaning to the latter conclusion.

    Which begs question, why did Bob flee to London?

    Why did Ronya mysteriously depart to Singapore, aka the Mysterious and Exotic Orient?

    Why does Posh hide out in @Japan? Is that a figure of speech, an alibi or an excuse?

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    My city of 270k people only had a single murder last year.
    Suck it, country average.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Mahlzeit, Guardians of [chat].

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I believe Glasgow's figures are inflated by what actually counts as 'Glasgow' being just the inner city bits, not the suburbs.

    Nottingham's gun crime figures were pretty high a few years ago (relative to other UK cities, that is), but have fallen. Our police were also notoriously rubbish here, which didn't help, ranking in the bottom two in the country. It wasn't like living in Robocop Detroit, though.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I heard Nottingham has gotten much better ever since they got rid of that corrupt Sheriff.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Mahlzeit, Guardians of [chat].

    Måltid to you too, neighbour.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I believe Glasgow's figures are inflated by what actually counts as 'Glasgow' being just the inner city bits, not the suburbs.

    Nottingham's gun crime figures were pretty high a few years ago (relative to other UK cities, that is), but have fallen. Our police were also notoriously rubbish here, which didn't help, ranking in the bottom two in the country. It wasn't like living in Robocop Detroit, though.

    Otherwise knowns as "Detroit".

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    was Detroit already a shithole by the time Robocop was made?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Total murder figures for a couple of years ago (I believe they've dropped since then).
    A total of 550 murders, manslaughters and infanticides were recorded in 2011/12 across England and Wales

    Scotland's figures are seperate, because they say murrrrrrderrrrrrrrrrrr.

    that's because it is a known fact every Scottish murder happens in Glasgow


    every single one

    Japan is from Glasgow. I wonder if he has ever murdered anyone or been murdered? He is quite Ill this week so I'm leaning to the latter conclusion.

    Which begs question, why did Bob flee to London?

    Why did Ronya mysteriously depart to Singapore, aka the Mysterious and Exotic Orient?

    Why does Posh hide out in Japan? Is that a figure of speech, an alibi or an excuse?

    CHEESE IT

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Has anyone seen the new Robocop? I heard very different things about it, but most people said at least it wasn't a remake in the traditional sense.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    *burp*

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    was Detroit already a shithole by the time Robocop was made?

    Not to the extent it is now, I think.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    GotG trailer without sound still looks good. And Irrational Games is closing? What?

    Haphazard on
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Haphazard wrote: »
    GotG trailer without sound still looks good. And Irrational Games is closing? What?

    Ken Levine is taking his ball and going home.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    lol mexico is behind a wall of cornflakes

    also no one show Republicans a comic with a black guy representing America

    they will lose their shiiiiiit

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    as if Obama wasnt enough of a pill to swallow

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    The peak of Ulriken is covered in snow and currently bathed in sunlight. It is a beautiful day.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    was Detroit already a shithole by the time Robocop was made?

    I thought it was, but were a lot of decripy cityscape films in that era.

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    i cant read that comic without being extremely uncomfortable at the prospect of choking on a potato

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    if your gag reflex is so underdeveloped that you can accidentally swallow a potato I have some career tips for you

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    if your gag reflex is so underdeveloped that you can accidentally swallow a potato I have some career tips for you

    depends on the potato

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    11:27 and the countdown to lunch has begun

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    11:27 and the countdown to lunch has begun

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

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    C2BC2B SwitzerlandRegistered User regular
    Sega lost the shenmue trademark because they never did anything with it.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I want a fur coat, but I want there to be a good story behind it

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I want a fur coat, but I want there to be a good story behind it

    do you have siblings?

    feed one to the animal you want to make a coat out of

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I want a fur coat, but I want there to be a good story behind it

    go to pimp school and get your pimp deploma

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    national guard in alabama.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    11:27 and the countdown to lunch has begun

    Our server has been down since morning break. The countdown for us started at eleven.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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