1. Don't get murdered
2. Don't marry Margeary Tyrell
3. The Hound is Awesome
4. Don't Be Sean Bean
5. Consider marrying a sibling
6 - 100 - Don't piss off the Freys.
I was really looking forward to that death, but when it actually happened I realized 'oh right this is a 15 year old kid dying horribly in his parents' arms as they watch powerlessly' and, well, yeah...
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I don't remember him before last episode nor how Sansa saved him.
He's certainly the poisoner, right?
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Ser Dontos was a knight who turned up late and drunk to a duel for Joffrey's name day in season 2 so Joff was gonna kill him, but Sansa convinced him to make Ser Dontos his fool instead.
I was really looking forward to that death, but when it actually happened I realized 'oh right this is a 15 year old kid dying horribly in his parents' arms as they watch powerlessly' and, well, yeah...
he was literally a psychopath who raped and murdered people, I wasn't especially torn up about it.
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In wondering who might be responsible for the poisoning:
After the way it was treated tonight, Sigur Rós has cause, but I don’t believe there’s a word for regicide in Hopelandic.
I half expected Joffrey's 'entertainment' to be a statue of himself he'd built out of dead hookers.
Psh...
What is this, Hannibal?
Would not have been the first case of 'art' made with a corpse (or several) from this show. Hell, Joffrey was probably bored with heads on spikes back in season 1.
I want someone to make an in Memoriam montage of Joffrey cut together to "I hope you had the time of your life."
Book spoiler. The identity of the poisoner
I think Every Rose has it's Thorns would be a better fit
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I both love and hate watching this with my wife who hasnt read the books. She is always pestering me to spoil stuff for her. Just last night she is nagging me about if Joffery ever gets what is comming to him and getting upset that I wont tell her. I have to laugh but it is hard to dance around the fact you are trying to not spoil the next 5 minutes...not the whole damn series!
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Stealing Pooro's thunder.
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They also did the dirgeful rendition of Rains that played over the credits.
Great idea, but for Joffrey I think this song fits so much better.
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He's certainly the poisoner, right?
really need one set to my immortal imo
I would love to see both of these. I would make them myself, but I don't know where to begin with that sort of thing :C
he was literally a psychopath who raped and murdered people, I wasn't especially torn up about it.
Psh...
What is this, Hannibal?
I was actually seriously planning to do this when I got home
This was probably my favorite part of the books.
oh my god
oh my god
yeah Oberyn's actor was an amazing choice, I'm really liking him
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Would not have been the first case of 'art' made with a corpse (or several) from this show. Hell, Joffrey was probably bored with heads on spikes back in season 1.
I wonder how they're going to pace Sansa and Littlefinger's meet up into that, because i think that still might be my favorite reveal in the series.
Book spoiler. The identity of the poisoner
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Joff cutting the book up with his new sword was basically the equivalent of Tuco sampling sky blue and going TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT