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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    NEVER TURN DOWN ALWAYS TURN UP

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    Mike DangerMike Danger "Diane..." a place both wonderful and strangeRegistered User regular
    I'm watching Big Trouble in Little China for the first time and the pacing of this movie is INSANE. I love it.

    Steam: Mike Danger | PSN/NNID: remadeking | 3DS: 2079-9204-4075
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    I don't really believe in terrible people, just ignorant ones and tragic ones.

    fuck yes

    all human action can be understood as either love or a call for love

    cB, by the way, if you're concerned with my hippy nonsense I submit to you TLDR; the undisputed master
    I am almost certain he is not serious.

    nope he is serious thats why we wuv 'im

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    I don't really believe in terrible people, just ignorant ones and tragic ones.

    fuck yes

    all human action can be understood as either love or a call for love

    cB, by the way, if you're concerned with my hippy nonsense I submit to you TLDR; the undisputed master
    I am almost certain he is not serious.

    You'd actually be wrong, surprisingly.

    (For the record TLDR is my bro tho)

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I'm watching Big Trouble in Little China for the first time and the pacing of this movie is INSANE. I love it.

    the name pork chop express is basically perfect in every way

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    No, listen to me! Find someone who you like. Fuck them relentlessly for a few years. Get a job. Wipe front to back!

    This is literally the best advice.

    Though I would say that you should always attempt to fuck with abandon. Never half ass it. Go the distance.

    Although I like the idea of fucking someone relentlessly. Just follow them around, leaping on their junk whenever possible.

    Suspiciously accurate description of some of my relationships...

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm watching Big Trouble in Little China for the first time and the pacing of this movie is INSANE. I love it.
    it's p. Great

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    my dad has been sending me increasingly teenage-selfie-esque pictures of him holding my cat

    i've been extremely busy today and i think he's trying to salt my game

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    All the people who I want to fuck relentlessly are already in relationships. :x One of them gets really flirty with me while drunk which sucks because I am friends with their partner.

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    I don't really believe in terrible people, just ignorant ones and tragic ones.

    fuck yes

    all human action can be understood as either love or a call for love

    cB, by the way, if you're concerned with my hippy nonsense I submit to you TLDR; the undisputed master
    I am almost certain he is not serious.

    nope he is serious thats why we wuv 'im
    I am almost certain anyone who would say something that inane would have to either be not in full possession of their faculties at the time or would not use computers on the basis of technology being a symbol of man evilly rejecting nature or somesuch.
    Winky wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    I don't really believe in terrible people, just ignorant ones and tragic ones.

    fuck yes

    all human action can be understood as either love or a call for love

    cB, by the way, if you're concerned with my hippy nonsense I submit to you TLDR; the undisputed master
    I am almost certain he is not serious.

    You'd actually be wrong, surprisingly
    Hm.
    That is kind of amusingly optimistic.

    cB557 on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Oh a steam thing. Ok then.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    This is the most important advice: Never take advice from some random on the internet.

    Unless they're willing to make their face their avatar.

    Then you know that person must be trustworthy.

    Wise and prone to excellent decision-making, too.

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    I don't really believe in terrible people, just ignorant ones and tragic ones.

    fuck yes

    all human action can be understood as either love or a call for love

    cB, by the way, if you're concerned with my hippy nonsense I submit to you TLDR; the undisputed master
    I am almost certain he is not serious.

    It's a legitimate position in moral psychology.

    It's probably wrong, but I don't know why...

    It's how I can still say that I believe it, because I don't know why I'm wrong. But people who I trust to know more than me about it insist that there are some serious problems.

    But yeah, actually the notion that all evil simply arises from ignorance goes all the way back to Socrates. In fact it's usually called Socratic Intellectualism (Because the problem lies in the understanding, not the will)

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    On the subject of advice; cB, start having sex next year. That is empirically the correct age to start.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    can we call him sweet summer child a lot until it gets really obnoxious

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    I wanna make a really simple game tonight. Here's the idea.

    You are a microbe and you gotta eat other microbes.
    All microbes have hue and size.
    Your hue changes as you eat other microbes.
    You can only eat microbes that are smaller than you are.
    Bigger microbes will eat you.
    Microbes that are within 60º of your hue cause you to grow.
    Microbes that are 60º to 120º from your hue cause you to shrink.
    Microbes 120-180º from your hue cause you to die.
    Shrinking smaller than the smallest microbes that spawn causes you to die.

    Score based on microbes eaten and time spent alive.

    I feel like a game like this could be balanced nicely because the size and color mechanics balance each other out. You want to be big enough to eat others but not so big the incompatible microbes are impossible to dodge. You need to plan out your color transitions to maintain a good size throughout. There's a simple, natural way to ramp the difficulty too, increase the speed of play and density of the play field.

    This is very similar to the first stage of Spore.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    I'm bored for no good reason.

    You should sexually harass the child.



    Like, I can legally fuck someone who is its age minus my own. It could literally be my child.


    :(

    If I'd been getting laid at 18.

    :(

    But I wasn't. Which isn't really the point. Umm.. Ugh... Where was I?

    Oh... That's right.

    Young!

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    On the subject of advice; cB, start having sex next year. That is empirically the correct age to start.
    Hah.
    And I though TL;DR was the optimist.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Oh, or they are way too fucking far for me to get to for relentless fucking.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    NEVER TURN DOWN ALWAYS TURN UP

    turn down for what

    is what I'm supposed to say

    I think i don't understand these things

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    I don't really believe in terrible people, just ignorant ones and tragic ones.

    fuck yes

    all human action can be understood as either love or a call for love

    cB, by the way, if you're concerned with my hippy nonsense I submit to you TLDR; the undisputed master
    I am almost certain he is not serious.

    nope he is serious thats why we wuv 'im[/quote]I am almost certain anyone who would say something that inane would have to either be not in full possession of their faculties at the time or would not use computers on the basis of technology being a symbol of man evilly rejecting nature or somesuch.[/quote]

    I actually work in IT. Perhaps once we are done affirming the importance of loving acceptance of what is, we can have a discussion about Beginner's Mind.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    HOLY SHIIIIIT

    The cat came back.

    i was sure she got eaten by a coyote or something... but she's back... and she seems okay!

    :O :O :O

    :D:|:(

    :)

    I am glad your cat is OK.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Wait what age is the correct age to be sexing things by forum consensus?

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    On the subject of advice; cB, start having sex next year. That is empirically the correct age to start.
    Hah.
    And I though TL;DR was the optimist.

    No no, TLDR is the hippy

    I am the unrelenting optimist

    Also you're not getting laid with that attitude

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Okay, one of my cat's front legs seems hurt... But the majority of her body seems okay.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Wait what age is the correct age to be sexing things by forum consensus?

    Older than $age-when-i-started

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    thank you very much forumers that are unsolicitedly buying me games.

    f. u, chrome spellcheck. unsolicitedly is totally a word

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Wait what age is the correct age to be sexing things by forum consensus?

    When it's not a crime and is consensual.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Wait what age is the correct age to be sexing things by forum consensus?

    1/2+7?

    7 1/2

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    I'm bored for no good reason.

    You should sexually harass the child.



    Like, I can legally fuck someone who is its age minus my own. It could literally be my child.


    :(

    If I'd been getting laid at 18.

    :(

    But I wasn't. Which isn't really the point. Umm.. Ugh... Where was I?

    Oh... That's right.

    Young!

    Everyone else saw this too right?

    Like I'm not having a stroke or anything right?

    right?

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Wait what age is the correct age to be sexing things by forum consensus?

    When it's not a crime and is consensual.

    Enthusiastic consent++

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Wait what age is the correct age to be sexing things by forum consensus?

    Have you read Brave New World?

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Wait what age is the correct age to be sexing things by forum consensus?

    I don't know what chat's consensus age is

    But in my own experience 16 is the sweet spot

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Perhaps once we are done affirming the importance of loving acceptance of what is, we can have a discussion about Beginner's Mind.
    Well I mean, assuming I'm supposed to take your claim literally, there are at the very least a wide variety of other positive emotions other than love, and each point in that spectrum applies to different situations. The idea that it would always be love as opposed to ever being something else is absurd.

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    I actually forget what age I was when I got laid for the first time

    I think it was 16? Maybe 15?

    I do know she was 18

    which I found out much later is the only reason her father didn't cause me bodily harm

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    cB you should read Atlas Shrugged it is a very informative and brilliant work

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Wait what age is the correct age to be sexing things by forum consensus?

    When it's not a crime and is consensual.

    Enthusiastic consent++

    Ehh. Enthusiastic Consent === consensual.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    (i'm going to hell for that, aren't I)

    HappylilElf on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    read the feminine mystique and Glenn beck's the real America

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    Perhaps once we are done affirming the importance of loving acceptance of what is, we can have a discussion about Beginner's Mind.
    Well I mean, assuming I'm supposed to take your claim literally, there are at the very least a wide variety of other positive emotions other than love, and each point in that spectrum applies to different situations. The idea that it would always be love as opposed to ever being something else is absurd.

    I wasn't making a statement about emotion but rather judgment. You can be happy, sad, hurt, or whatever, and still choose to act on love.

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