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Taking [Chat] to the [Chat]less Until Death: Judge Minty

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    could you even imagine double-o gauged balls

    your genitals would look like an elephant head

    to conspire, however marginally, whenever possible, against power and indifference
  • MimMim Okay ladies, now let's get in formation. Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Also, I plan to get my septum pierced soon because it's so easy to hide. My first thoughts were "Man I gotta tell skippy and @DemonStacey‌ "

    !

    haha I am gonna pull a douchey chat thing and say that septum is like the only piercing I do not like

    I do not think it is cute it looks like boogers oh god

    you should get a tiny sparkly stud in your nostril instead!

    ew no.

    septum all the way. It's more just to know it's there than to show it off.

    confidence thing like "Look at the kind of risk you took! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING"

    oh, for the love of pete.
    jesus take the wheel.

    /facepalm

    what

    whaaaaaaat

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    could you even imagine double-o gauged balls

    your genitals would look like an elephant head

    I am sure I have seen pictures of stretched piercings in the sack and in the penis before

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I wonder if there are men who get orchiectomy for medical purposes and choose to have ridiculously huge implants put in.

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X The woods are lovely dark and deepRegistered User regular
    y'know what kinda piercing would be easier to hide in the workplace?

    the kinda that requires a currently disabled emoticon to infer

    the one with the eyebrows

    And miles to go before I sleep.
  • MimMim Okay ladies, now let's get in formation. Registered User regular
    Do piercings set off security alarms?

  • MimMim Okay ladies, now let's get in formation. Registered User regular
    y'know what kinda piercing would be easier to hide in the workplace?

    the kinda that requires a currently disabled emoticon to infer

    the one with the eyebrows

    I would think that'd be pretty noticeable as opposed to one you can tuck up inside your nose

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Transscrotal piercings (also transcrotal, or scrunnel—short for scrotal tunnel) are piercings which travel into the inner body of the scrotum and then out again. Generally, this means that they travel right through the scrotum from front to back.

    To simplify, the scrotum is first clamped. An incision is made with a scalpel (or sometimes a dermal punch), and the skin on the front is sutured to the skin on the back. Correct stitching is essential for safe and effective healing. Of the three layers of tissue that compose the scrotum (skin, muscle, and membrane), only the skin layers should be stitched together. If any of the other layers are attached, healing can be difficult or impossible. Jewelry is inserted into this fresh hole which is usually between 2 gauge and half an inch, but can be much larger.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    I wonder if there are men who get orchiectomy for medical purposes and choose to have ridiculously huge implants put in.

    I would get something bluetooth enabled that vibrates or plays a tune

    Tinkles
  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    y'know what kinda piercing would be easier to hide in the workplace?

    the kinda that requires a currently disabled emoticon to infer

    the one with the eyebrows

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    **PUUUUUUNCH**
    Dark Raven X
  • descdesc top one mate get sortedRegistered User regular
    "Scrunnel"

    The word sounds like what it is

    skippydumptruckDark Raven XDemonStacey
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    There will be more drug tests this fall in the Mobile County school system as officials encourage more students to join the testing pool, including eighth-graders.

    The first round of drug tests, about 120 screenings, have already been conducted among Mobile County high school students, with 100 percent negative results, said Larry Mouton, executive director of the school system's career and technical education department.

    The Drug Education Council oversees the program, which now has a $120,000 budget and three full-time teachers, said DEC Executive Director Virginia Guy.

    The testing pool includes all students who take part in extracurricular activities; those who drive to campus; and those who voluntarily sign up. The eighth-grade testing pool is only administered to those who "opt in," Guy said.

    How do you screen 120 high school kids and not have one test positive for drugs? That seems unlikely to me. That was my graduating class and I can think of a lot of us who would have failed it.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    so it sounds like it's scalpeled/punched instead of stretched eddy

    I'm glad we could go on this journey together

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Credential Adjacent Registered User regular
    I just made a little toy project that compiles C# code from a text box, dynamically loads the assembly, finds the relevant object in the module, constructs it, and hands it off to the rest of my program to use. Fuck yeah.

    I can't really unload the assemblies I make so I guess I'll settle for giving them random names and dealing with the fact that if you spend 400 hours in the program hitting compile over and over, you might run out of memory.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X The woods are lovely dark and deepRegistered User regular
    Jewelry is inserted into this fresh hole which

    oh

    oh no

    And miles to go before I sleep.
    desc
  • NecoNeco A gross misandrist tumblr harpy Registered User regular
    Transscrotal piercings (also transcrotal, or scrunnel—short for scrotal tunnel) are piercings which travel into the inner body of the scrotum and then out again. Generally, this means that they travel right through the scrotum from front to back.

    To simplify, the scrotum is first clamped. An incision is made with a scalpel (or sometimes a dermal punch), and the skin on the front is sutured to the skin on the back. Correct stitching is essential for safe and effective healing. Of the three layers of tissue that compose the scrotum (skin, muscle, and membrane), only the skin layers should be stitched together. If any of the other layers are attached, healing can be difficult or impossible. Jewelry is inserted into this fresh hole which is usually between 2 gauge and half an inch, but can be much larger.

    I like that I just clicked on the chat thread and this was the first post I saw.

    Dark Raven X
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    Jewelry is inserted into this fresh hole which

    oh

    oh no

    this is what happens with any piercing?

    you make a hole and then shove some metal into it

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    There was a thing on TV here a while ago featuring a guy that spent years injecting silicone into his genitals

    He had a penis like someone's thigh and a scrotum like a basketball

  • TTODewbackTTODewback NCAA is terrible but can we ignore that for the next 4 months pls and thank youRegistered User regular
    Facebook face recognition is so creepy.
    Someone posted this picture of a crowd at a wedding.
    It asked me if I wanted to tag my friend.
    I'm like..I don't even see her int he pic.
    HERE SHE IS
    What the fuck Facebook, she's in the background.
    How the hell did you do that

    Bless your heart.
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X The woods are lovely dark and deepRegistered User regular
    Something about

    new hole

    And miles to go before I sleep.
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Communications expert for the millennial generation Registered User regular
    Is Double Fine who made Broken Age? Also known as the fucking game I paid a bunch of money for and crashes at the end. Fuck Double Fine.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Credential Adjacent Registered User regular
    If I got a body mod, I'd have a hole punched straight through my torso, big enough to put your hand through. Just imagine the practical joke potential!

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    Dark Raven XNeco
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck (♡°◡°) Registered User regular
    If I got a body mod, I'd have a hole punched straight through my torso, big enough to put your hand through. Just imagine the practical joke potential!

    likes: long walks on the beach, large scrunnels

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Credential Adjacent Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    There was a thing on TV here a while ago featuring a guy that spent years injecting silicone into his genitals

    He had a penis like someone's thigh and a scrotum like a basketball

    What is the point I feel like it wouldn't even work anymore.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    If I got a body mod, I'd have a hole punched straight through my torso, big enough to put your hand through. Just imagine the practical joke potential!

    An extra hole means you can be screwed by three people at once.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Credential Adjacent Registered User regular
    You fall asleep at the beach and someone stakes an umbrella through you.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    DemonStacey
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X The woods are lovely dark and deepRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    If I got a body mod, I'd have a hole punched straight through my torso, big enough to put your hand through. Just imagine the practical joke potential!

    An extra hole means you can be screwed by three people at once.

    You're thinking too small

    Nose, urethra, ears. Hell, I hear some people put it in the butt

    And miles to go before I sleep.
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Is Double Fine who made Broken Age? Also known as the fucking game I paid a bunch of money for and crashes at the end. Fuck Double Fine.

    crashes at the end meaning a bug or crashes at the end meaning they only released the first half of the game.

    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    There was a thing on TV here a while ago featuring a guy that spent years injecting silicone into his genitals

    He had a penis like someone's thigh and a scrotum like a basketball

    What is the point I feel like it wouldn't even work anymore.

    It didn't

    Couldn't attain an erection, couldn't have fit it in anything if he did

    The documentary glossed over how his sex life worked, although he was gay and presumably could still be penetrated

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Uummm

    I may be able to get out of this

    The landlord is required to allow disabled persons to have live in caregivers and may not require them to sign a lease as a tenant

    the landlord is completely clueless about the law, I made a legalish document that might sate him

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Credential Adjacent Registered User regular
    I see we are cruising towards page 101.

    Geth, you are a mad man.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • EchoEcho Where da waaagh at? Moderator mod
    I see we are cruising towards page 101.

    Geth, you are a mad man.

    no stopping this train!

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
  • TinklesTinkles YAY! Never Past Bedtime LandRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was zooming by at warp 4.6

    @Echo will create the new thread
    @Deebaser is backup

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  • EchoEcho Where da waaagh at? Moderator mod
    saw that coming

    Echo wrote: »
    Let they who have not posted about their balls in the wrong thread cast the first stone.
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