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[TECH THREAD] Fridge, Dishwasher, Stove and Washer/Dryer talk ONLY, please

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    I don't get it.

    I tell people, "got me one a them note fours. Yep. That phone what comes with a pencil."

    Someone will invariably come along and say, "you mean a sty..."
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    "...lus..."

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Got a stupid phone call on my cellular telephone this morning on the way to school.

    "Hello am I speaking to <my name mispronounced badly>?"

    "..yes?"

    "is your computer switched on right now? "
    "... yes... it is on?"

    "We have reports that it has several infections"

    "Oh uh.. so I actually know things about computers..."

    *hang up*

    : [

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    One of my buddies that works at the tech bench with me (and who knows a fuckton more than most of us) humored one of those calls one day. They directed him to install their software suite, which he did, onto a flash-drive so he could scan it from his Linux partition and dissect it.

    I wish there was a way to give people on the other end of the phone herpes so I could use it exclusively on the kinds of assholes who cold-call people to prey on their computer ignorance.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    okay i need headphone help

    i really like the ear pod things that come with iPhones now, but i've lost my most recent pair at work and i'm not entirely sure they weren't stolen so i'm looking for a cheaper alternative

    i like that ear bud shape a lot, so that's the important bit. if it's got playback controls on the wire too that'd be rad but not required

    @vann diras maybe look at the audiofly AF33 or the brainwavz m1? Not quite the same shape but I would be very surprised if you didn't find either of those as a step up comfort wise

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    KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    One of my buddies that works at the tech bench with me (and who knows a fuckton more than most of us) humored one of those calls one day. They directed him to install their software suite, which he did, onto a flash-drive so he could scan it from his Linux partition and dissect it.

    I wish there was a way to give people on the other end of the phone herpes so I could use it exclusively on the kinds of assholes who cold-call people to prey on their computer ignorance.

    If I have time and my earpiece in I will channel my grandmother and see how much time I can waste. "Wait, which menu is the Start menu?" "I'm double clicking on the menu and it keeps opening and closing." "Which button is the right mouse button?"

    After a while I'll ask them if it would be easier on my Ubuntu box. I wasted 1.5 hours one time and got the guy so pissed someone else called me back and swore at me.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    I got one of those several months ago, with them claiming to be from "Microsoft Windows" and that my computer was sending out malware

    "So uh, how often do people fall for this?"

    "What sir?"

    "How often do people actually believe your scam? *laughing*"

    "*cursing in hindi before hanging up*"

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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Naphtali I am from Microsoft Word and I am here to tell you your documents are done drying.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    There was a period of a couple of weeks where I got multiple, sometimes as many as four or five, of those calls every day.

    One of them tried to argue with me. "Sir, I am not doing anything that is illegal". Well, do try to go fuck yourself anyway.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2014
    Naphtali I am from Microsoft Word and I am here to tell you your documents are done drying.

    thank god

    now if only the Microsoft Power Point guys would get back to me

    edit: in other news I cancelled my amazon order for the nexus 9 and placed one on the google store. fine google you get my shipping moneys, you win

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    I got one of those several months ago, with them claiming to be from "Microsoft Windows" and that my computer was sending out malware

    "So uh, how often do people fall for this?"

    "What sir?"

    "How often do people actually believe your scam? *laughing*"

    "*cursing in hindi before hanging up*"
    People I work with have gotten these calls.

    I want one so bad.

    I would combine every end user I've ever dealt with into one horrifying call that would make their head explode in frustration.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Hello Tech thread.

    Yesterday evening at work I had my first meeting with Lync for Mac.

    Today I want to pull my hair out because of Lync for Mac.

    Is this usual y/n

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    CampyCampy Registered User regular
    Hello Tech thread.

    Yesterday evening at work I had my first meeting with Lync for Mac.

    Today I want to pull my hair out because of Lync for Mac.

    Is this usual y/n

    Lync is pretty terrible in Windows. That being the OS by the same people that "developed" Lync. I can't even begin to imagine the horrors of using it on a Mac.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I got it figured out, huzzaaah!

    Now on to setting up a Viju account for video conferencing.

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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    Campy wrote: »
    Hello Tech thread.

    Yesterday evening at work I had my first meeting with Lync for Mac.

    Today I want to pull my hair out because of Lync for Mac.

    Is this usual y/n

    Lync is pretty terrible in Windows. That being the OS by the same people that "developed" Lync. I can't even begin to imagine the horrors of using it on a Mac.

    It's actually incredibly useful for me, not sure what would make it bad.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    I tried to get people around here to use Lync, but these luddites cannot be weened off of making a phone call for every little fucking thing.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    There was a period of a couple of weeks where I got multiple, sometimes as many as four or five, of those calls every day.

    One of them tried to argue with me. "Sir, I am not doing anything that is illegal". Well, do try to go fuck yourself anyway.

    Yeah, it's true that it's not illegal to lie to people so you can infect them with a browser hijacker that harms their personal businesses, cuts them off from email and costs the non-electronically-savvy hundreds of dollars to remove. That doesn't mean you aren't a piece of shit for doing it.

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    So my original Moto X died and pretty much the only viable option due to promotional deals was to upgrade to a Droid Turbo. So far it's OK? It's a bit bigger and I really miss the smaller profile of my X, but otherwise things are pretty similar.

    I guess the bigger battery is a plus, and it has some sort of fast charger that's supposed to be good stuff too, but dang if I'd rather not just have my old phone working.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    Hey tech thread, I’ve come up with an idea for an app that I want to make for the App Store. I already know some programming basics (a bit of Perl and Python) and the functioning of the app will be extremely simple, but I’m not sure where to look for guidance on how to program some of the things I want to do.

    Basically I want the app to create a custom context (right-click) menu item that will allow the user to perform simple text conversions on the fly. So for example, the user could highlight text, right-click the text (or use a keyboard shortcut) and select the custom menu item which will perform a simple operation on the text - let’s say, removing all spaces - and then send the converted text to the clipboard.

    I know that creating context menu items in OSX is possible as there are apps that already do that, but I haven’t had any luck finding guidance on how to program this in Xcode. Does anyone know of a good tutorial that covers this topic specifically? Everything else I’m confident I can piece together for myself.

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    I tried to get people around here to use Lync, but these luddites cannot be weened off of making a phone call for every little fucking thing.

    Lync between coworkers was great, however it got annoying when people outside of the IT department would just start messaging me about issues and then get upset if I didn't respond because I was away.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Nexus 9 already out for delivery

    that was fast

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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    My replacement N5 was delivered yesterday (overnight shipping on an RMA!) and the Play Store backups work way better than they used to. Just had to reconfigure my home screens and I was basically good to go.

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    The Lollipop Camera API must be fucking magic because it has drastically increased the quality of photos taken by my Moto X

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Really looking forward to when my phone gets Lollipop and also the new calendar app

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    the calendar app is like the only apk that hasn't leaked yet and i'm real bummed about it

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Butler wrote: »
    Hey tech thread, I’ve come up with an idea for an app that I want to make for the App Store. I already know some programming basics (a bit of Perl and Python) and the functioning of the app will be extremely simple, but I’m not sure where to look for guidance on how to program some of the things I want to do.

    Basically I want the app to create a custom context (right-click) menu item that will allow the user to perform simple text conversions on the fly. So for example, the user could highlight text, right-click the text (or use a keyboard shortcut) and select the custom menu item which will perform a simple operation on the text - let’s say, removing all spaces - and then send the converted text to the clipboard.

    I know that creating context menu items in OSX is possible as there are apps that already do that, but I haven’t had any luck finding guidance on how to program this in Xcode. Does anyone know of a good tutorial that covers this topic specifically? Everything else I’m confident I can piece together for myself.

    bwuh. you're not going to find tutorials on that. that's deep deep Cocoa programming

    i don't even know where to start. it's possible but it's not like it's just a feature you drop in. you'll have to comb the docs

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    CormacCormac Registered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    the calendar app is like the only apk that hasn't leaked yet and i'm real bummed about it

    http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/google-inc/calendar/calendar-5-0-1554015-apk/

    I'm personally waiting for the official update through the store, but if you want the apk it's out there.

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Cormac wrote: »
    T4CT wrote: »
    the calendar app is like the only apk that hasn't leaked yet and i'm real bummed about it

    http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/google-inc/calendar/calendar-5-0-1554015-apk/

    I'm personally waiting for the official update through the store, but if you want the apk it's out there.

    thank youuuuu

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    NeurotikaNeurotika Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    Tell me about this new calendar.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    ForceVoid wrote: »
    Tell me about this new calendar.

    it has days and months and you can look at it

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    http://www.amazon.com/oc/echo

    I have nothing to use this for and I want one so incredibly bad.

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    http://www.amazon.com/oc/echo

    I have nothing to use this for and I want one so incredibly bad.

    It's kind of a weird product to me. It's not any more useful than a smartphone for any of the speech functions, as far as I can tell. If it's a decent speaker then everything else is a nice bonus and makes you feel like you're in THE FUTURE.

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    NeurotikaNeurotika Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    ForceVoid wrote: »
    Tell me about this new calendar.

    it has days and months and you can look at it

    I deserve that.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    ForceVoid wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    ForceVoid wrote: »
    Tell me about this new calendar.

    it has days and months and you can look at it

    I deserve that.

    I actually don't know anything about the lollipop calendar app changes : (

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    ForceVoid wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    ForceVoid wrote: »
    Tell me about this new calendar.

    it has days and months and you can look at it

    I deserve that.

    I actually don't know anything about the lollipop calendar app changes : (

    It looks prettier and will automatically create events based on stuff in your gmail.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    David_T wrote: »
    http://www.amazon.com/oc/echo

    I have nothing to use this for and I want one so incredibly bad.

    It's kind of a weird product to me. It's not any more useful than a smartphone for any of the speech functions, as far as I can tell. If it's a decent speaker then everything else is a nice bonus and makes you feel like you're in THE FUTURE.

    If it has a male voice and I can change the wakeup phrase to be "Jarvis", I'm getting one no matter what it takes.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Awwww maaaan.

    I had to choose my work phone today and I wanted the Note 4 but it's not company approved yet.

    Siiiigh, Note 3 here I come.

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    CyvrosCyvros Registered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    ForceVoid wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote: »
    ForceVoid wrote: »
    Tell me about this new calendar.

    it has days and months and you can look at it

    I deserve that.

    I actually don't know anything about the lollipop calendar app changes : (

    It looks prettier and will automatically create events based on stuff in your gmail.

    Also reminders from Google Now finally show up in the calendar.

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    http://www.droid-life.com/2014/11/06/report-claims-samsung-readying-5-9-ultra-hd-super-amoled-display-possibly-for-galaxy-note-5/

    That would be 746.75ppi. I love the 1440p screen on my Note 4 and appreciate high resolution screens, but that seems a bit excessive.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Awwww maaaan.

    I had to choose my work phone today and I wanted the Note 4 but it's not company approved yet.

    Siiiigh, Note 3 here I come.
    what

    I guess it's November 12th for Lollipop roll out to existing Nexus devices.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    What what!

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