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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Wait a sec. That comic on the last page with the trick-or-treater and the stereotype at the welfare office...that's not a real thing, is it? Please tell me that comic is being ironic.

    While that is, if course, a Kelly comic, I could swear that I've actually heard someone saying that Halloween is a socialist holiday that teaches children to beg for handouts. And also with the implied threat of violence if none are given.

    Or something.

    I mean, in today's political climate, can you really blame me for not being sure? Cuz gosh, I have seen some shit, let me tell you.

    Oh, I think it gets most people the first time they see it, unless it's a particularly silly one. It certainly got me, though that was years ago so I don't remember specifically which comic it was.

    I've been in a few college classes where people have referenced articles in The Onion and not realized that they were jokes. It has always been really fun to watch the teacher sigh and then correct them.

    http://literallyunbelievable.org/

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Wait a sec. That comic on the last page with the trick-or-treater and the stereotype at the welfare office...that's not a real thing, is it? Please tell me that comic is being ironic.

    While that is, if course, a Kelly comic, I could swear that I've actually heard someone saying that Halloween is a socialist holiday that teaches children to beg for handouts. And also with the implied threat of violence if none are given.

    Or something.

    Wait, there's an implied threat of violence to Halloween?

    What?

    well

    there is the whole "trick or treat" thing

    That's not an implied threat of violence, you do some kind of magic trick or sing a little song or tell them a joke, i.e. a treat.

    America are you being bad and dumb at Halloween or something?

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    The trick is you'll pull down their underwear

    Have none of you gone to elementary school

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    in today's Day by Day, a woman refers to Obama as "President Ebola" and threatens to murder him if either of her children contracts the disease. she then makes an incredibly awkward pun-joke about the effects of the ebola virus.
    this
    this can't be serious
    please tell me this comic isn't serious

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    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Wait a sec. That comic on the last page with the trick-or-treater and the stereotype at the welfare office...that's not a real thing, is it? Please tell me that comic is being ironic.

    While that is, if course, a Kelly comic, I could swear that I've actually heard someone saying that Halloween is a socialist holiday that teaches children to beg for handouts. And also with the implied threat of violence if none are given.

    Or something.

    Wait, there's an implied threat of violence to Halloween?

    What?

    well

    there is the whole "trick or treat" thing

    That's not an implied threat of violence, you do some kind of magic trick or sing a little song or tell them a joke, i.e. a treat.

    America are you being bad and dumb at Halloween or something?
    maybe there's some variation by location but uh i've always understood the "trick" as playing a trick, like a prank type thing, if you don't get candy

    performing something is not an interpretation i've ever heard of

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Wait a sec. That comic on the last page with the trick-or-treater and the stereotype at the welfare office...that's not a real thing, is it? Please tell me that comic is being ironic.

    While that is, if course, a Kelly comic, I could swear that I've actually heard someone saying that Halloween is a socialist holiday that teaches children to beg for handouts. And also with the implied threat of violence if none are given.

    Or something.

    Wait, there's an implied threat of violence to Halloween?

    What?

    well

    there is the whole "trick or treat" thing

    That's not an implied threat of violence, you do some kind of magic trick or sing a little song or tell them a joke, i.e. a treat.

    America are you being bad and dumb at Halloween or something?

    I'm willing to be convinced otherwise but afaik it's "give us a treat or we'll play a trick on you"

    Egging your house being a popular choice

    To steal from wikipedia, notoriously infallible source, "The "trick" is a (usually idle) threat to perform mischief on the homeowners or their property if no treat is given to them."

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I give a treat to everyone, including the adults with multiple bags and no costume.

    I also have two bowls. One with relatively good candy and one with shit-tier stuff. Guess what the costumeless adults get.

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Gonna try to work "President Obola" into as many political discussions as possible

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Wait a sec. That comic on the last page with the trick-or-treater and the stereotype at the welfare office...that's not a real thing, is it? Please tell me that comic is being ironic.

    While that is, if course, a Kelly comic, I could swear that I've actually heard someone saying that Halloween is a socialist holiday that teaches children to beg for handouts. And also with the implied threat of violence if none are given.

    Or something.

    Wait, there's an implied threat of violence to Halloween?

    What?

    well

    there is the whole "trick or treat" thing

    That's not an implied threat of violence, you do some kind of magic trick or sing a little song or tell them a joke, i.e. a treat.

    America are you being bad and dumb at Halloween or something?

    Dude, we invented trick or treating.

    The whole point of the phrase is "give me a treat or I'll mess with you", which classically involves toilet papering or egging the house.

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    NeveronNeveron HellValleySkyTree SwedenRegistered User regular
    Machwing wrote: »
    Stop

    Posting

    Shitcomics

    anybody got any anime shitcomics?
    Have you ever seen Kawaiikochan

    I mean, it's intentionally obtuse but it'd still probably qualify as a shitcomic in this thread

    Here, have a free sample
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    Hey! It’s a fact. Everybody has an important shigoto. It’s even so in the RPG universe. Role of “Bike Man”, role of “Bread Sales” and so on. However!! In “RPG”, isn’t there a certain hito you want to become…? Isn’t it…??

    Bask in the frivolously untranslated Japanese and translator's notes
    Wallow in the weeaboo equivalent of a sprite comic

    Are you not entertained? Was it worth it?

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Wait a sec. That comic on the last page with the trick-or-treater and the stereotype at the welfare office...that's not a real thing, is it? Please tell me that comic is being ironic.

    While that is, if course, a Kelly comic, I could swear that I've actually heard someone saying that Halloween is a socialist holiday that teaches children to beg for handouts. And also with the implied threat of violence if none are given.

    Or something.

    Wait, there's an implied threat of violence to Halloween?

    What?


    the argument is as such

    kids saying "trick or treat" is the implied threat of violence, "if you don't give us candy we'll fuck up your house with flaming poo-bags and eggs n such"

    playing into the right-wing narrative of socialism/communism being brutal, bloodthirsty systems of coercive participation.
    like capitalism. BAM ROASTED.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Wait a sec. That comic on the last page with the trick-or-treater and the stereotype at the welfare office...that's not a real thing, is it? Please tell me that comic is being ironic.

    While that is, if course, a Kelly comic, I could swear that I've actually heard someone saying that Halloween is a socialist holiday that teaches children to beg for handouts. And also with the implied threat of violence if none are given.

    Or something.

    Wait, there's an implied threat of violence to Halloween?

    What?

    well

    there is the whole "trick or treat" thing

    That's not an implied threat of violence, you do some kind of magic trick or sing a little song or tell them a joke, i.e. a treat.

    America are you being bad and dumb at Halloween or something?

    Buh?

    The trick is just a harmless prank but only if the treat is not awarded. Violence never enters the equation. If somebody sang instead of giving out candy though . . .

    In the last 40 years though the phrase has entirely lost that meaning and is basically a seasonal " hello"


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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Explanation
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    Home Cooking
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    http://www.harkovast.com/?id=87

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Stop

    Posting

    Shitcomics

    Shitcomics for life, thread's more fun when it's about making fun of terrible garbage rather then endless arguments about Willis or the artistic merits of whatever random furry comic.

    In my opinion anyway!

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Wait a sec. That comic on the last page with the trick-or-treater and the stereotype at the welfare office...that's not a real thing, is it? Please tell me that comic is being ironic.

    While that is, if course, a Kelly comic, I could swear that I've actually heard someone saying that Halloween is a socialist holiday that teaches children to beg for handouts. And also with the implied threat of violence if none are given.

    Or something.

    I mean, in today's political climate, can you really blame me for not being sure? Cuz gosh, I have seen some shit, let me tell you.

    Oh, I think it gets most people the first time they see it, unless it's a particularly silly one. It certainly got me, though that was years ago so I don't remember specifically which comic it was.

    I've been in a few college classes where people have referenced articles in The Onion and not realized that they were jokes. It has always been really fun to watch the teacher sigh and then correct them.

    http://literallyunbelievable.org/

    Yeah I've seen this happen a few times in my Facebook feed and it just gives me a headache.

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    KarozKaroz Registered User regular
    Hmm I don't think this was posted yet. Apologies if it was.

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    There is more to this page on The Last Halloween but it appears to contain a butt. On the creepy flesh monster from before.

    Just playing it safe.

    Also, Abby already had trick or treat-ing covered. Plus the equal response.

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited October 2014
    I think that's been posted previously

    Still good though

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    hi i just spoke with the mods and they said that if another comic is reposted then this thread officially becomes the anime and day by day thread

    fucked up i know but that's what they told me

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    hi i just spoke with the mods and they said that if another comic is reposted then this thread officially becomes the anime and day by day thread

    fucked up i know but that's what they told me

    Harsh but fair

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Wait a sec. That comic on the last page with the trick-or-treater and the stereotype at the welfare office...that's not a real thing, is it? Please tell me that comic is being ironic.

    While that is, if course, a Kelly comic, I could swear that I've actually heard someone saying that Halloween is a socialist holiday that teaches children to beg for handouts. And also with the implied threat of violence if none are given.

    Or something.

    Wait, there's an implied threat of violence to Halloween?

    What?

    well

    there is the whole "trick or treat" thing

    That's not an implied threat of violence, you do some kind of magic trick or sing a little song or tell them a joke, i.e. a treat.

    America are you being bad and dumb at Halloween or something?

    Buh?

    The trick is just a harmless prank but only if the treat is not awarded. Violence never enters the equation. If somebody sang instead of giving out candy though . . .

    In the last 40 years though the phrase has entirely lost that meaning and is basically a seasonal " hello"


    As all god loving, Locke-quoting capitalists should know, violence against property is the most awful violence of all

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Wait a sec. That comic on the last page with the trick-or-treater and the stereotype at the welfare office...that's not a real thing, is it? Please tell me that comic is being ironic.

    While that is, if course, a Kelly comic, I could swear that I've actually heard someone saying that Halloween is a socialist holiday that teaches children to beg for handouts. And also with the implied threat of violence if none are given.

    Or something.

    Wait, there's an implied threat of violence to Halloween?

    What?

    well

    there is the whole "trick or treat" thing

    That's not an implied threat of violence, you do some kind of magic trick or sing a little song or tell them a joke, i.e. a treat.

    America are you being bad and dumb at Halloween or something?

    Dude, we invented trick or treating.

    Yet you're getting it all wrong!

    Incredible.

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    CreaganCreagan Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    Brolo wrote: »
    Can any person truly define what is a shitcomic

    Most comics Brolo likes

    don't hate just because my political comics are winning pulitzers while your grubby webcomics are barely winning children's awards like the eisners

    Because multi-paged web comics, and "strip" web comics are totally eligible for pulitzers. Making that a completely valid comparison.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Well, they would be eligible, if they only had the guts to stand up to Obola.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Crwth is so cool that he actually has secret access to the Mod forums and he just hands out with them all the time.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i've been a shadow mod for years

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Creagan wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    Can any person truly define what is a shitcomic

    Most comics Brolo likes

    don't hate just because my political comics are winning pulitzers while your grubby webcomics are barely winning children's awards like the eisners

    Because multi-paged web comics, and "strip" web comics are totally eligible for pulitzers. Making that a completely valid comparison.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Wait a sec. That comic on the last page with the trick-or-treater and the stereotype at the welfare office...that's not a real thing, is it? Please tell me that comic is being ironic.

    While that is, if course, a Kelly comic, I could swear that I've actually heard someone saying that Halloween is a socialist holiday that teaches children to beg for handouts. And also with the implied threat of violence if none are given.

    Or something.

    Wait, there's an implied threat of violence to Halloween?

    What?

    well

    there is the whole "trick or treat" thing

    That's not an implied threat of violence, you do some kind of magic trick or sing a little song or tell them a joke, i.e. a treat.

    America are you being bad and dumb at Halloween or something?

    Dude, we invented trick or treating.

    Yet you're getting it all wrong!

    Incredible.

    well no historically the trick was harassing Pagans the treat was a bible and a house not being burned down. The concept evolved into juvenille vandalism as most things do

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    CreaganCreagan Registered User regular
    Right, that's the problem. Not the history of excluding webcomics from prestigious awards traditionally given to print comics, like anything awarded by the NCS, which only even let webcartoonists join two years ago. (And has awards restricted to "web comic strips,")

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Elbasunu wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
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    I made another comic about drinking with aliens!

    loving theeeeese

    Hey thanks! They are totally my excuse to just draw loads of fun aliens.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    in today's Day by Day, a woman refers to Obama as "President Ebola" and threatens to murder him if either of her children contracts the disease. she then makes an incredibly awkward pun-joke about the effects of the ebola virus.
    this
    this can't be serious
    please tell me this comic isn't serious

    qvqgf0wsevk7.jpg

    So what I'm getting here is that Day by Day guy thinks Obama is metal as fuck.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Obama is inevitable.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
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    crwth on
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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Man even hear ears have little heart shapes in them

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    that anime kid is gonna benny arnold at some point huh

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Oh definitely. The one guy he sorta trusted in the club is keeping secrets from him now, too.

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    THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY papa! Registered User regular
    Man even hear ears have little heart shapes in them

    Her entire skull is a sideways heart

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    “I have to return some videotapes.”
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    I finally figured out what's driving me crazy about all these portraits of folks.

    Their skin doesn't look like flesh. The way it's drawn makes it look slick and reflective, like it's made of plastic or metal.

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    THESPOOKY wrote: »
    Man even hear ears have little heart shapes in them

    Her entire skull is a sideways heart

    Oh my god it is

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Creagan wrote: »
    Right, that's the problem. Not the history of excluding webcomics from prestigious awards traditionally given to print comics, like anything awarded by the NCS, which only even let webcartoonists join two years ago. (And has awards restricted to "web comic strips,")

    I feel like someone is taking someone way too seriously here, but I'm not actually sure who.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    Neveron wrote: »
    Machwing wrote: »
    Stop

    Posting

    Shitcomics

    anybody got any anime shitcomics?
    Have you ever seen Kawaiikochan

    I mean, it's intentionally obtuse but it'd still probably qualify as a shitcomic in this thread

    Here, have a free sample
    rb63gWf.png
    Hey! It’s a fact. Everybody has an important shigoto. It’s even so in the RPG universe. Role of “Bike Man”, role of “Bread Sales” and so on. However!! In “RPG”, isn’t there a certain hito you want to become…? Isn’t it…??

    Bask in the frivolously untranslated Japanese and translator's notes
    Wallow in the weeaboo equivalent of a sprite comic

    Are you not entertained? Was it worth it?

    Possibly the most narrowly-focused satire comic ever.

    DarkPrimus on
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