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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?

    probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever

    We had to reach a pretty high level of technology before technological methods beat out the convenience of just flashing people in the park re:dick exposure.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?

    probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever

    Plz do not stick your penis in the printing press

    - the mgmt

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2014
    I bet it looked like 'penif'

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?

    probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever

    Plz do not stick your penis in the printing press

    - the mgmt

    Realistically this is a message that probably needs to be applied to most objects more often.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Didn't Queen Victoria order a fig leaf be placed on the statue of David when she first saw it? History's first unsolicited dick pic.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    I bet it looked like 'penif'

    peniſ

    Unicode has everything!

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    i guess google has decided that the nexus has won all the market-share that it needs

    Google is trying to fight the iPhone 6 directly I think.

    But it's kinda silly imo to not replace the Nexus 5 too. That was a great, fairly cheap for it's specs phone that basically let Google set the standard for what an Android phone should do and look like and as a platform to show off new Android releases. That's something Google should still be all over.

    and it also doesn't have shitty UI mods like Touchwiz

    Yeah, that's what I mean by showing what an Android should do and showing off the new releases.

    Nexus devices are where Google gets to show off and say "This is what we are capable of" without fucking Samsung getting their filthy molesting hands all over it.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?

    probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever

    Plz do not stick your penis in the printing press

    - the mgmt

    Realistically this is a message that probably needs to be applied to most objects more often.

    Now that you've said it, you have to include this in your erotic game somewhere. It's too good to leave out.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?

    probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever

    Plz do not stick your penis in the printing press

    - the mgmt

    Realistically this is a message that probably needs to be applied to most objects more often.

    Now that you've said it, you have to include this in your erotic game somewhere. It's too good to leave out.

    You say this like it already hasn't

    The game starts with a health warning not to put your dick in the computer while playing

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    There is the Samsung Galaxy Google Play edition

    but I don't think I want to pay MSRP up-front for an eight-month-old phone

    everything about shopping for phones is terrible

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?

    probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever

    Plz do not stick your penis in the printing press

    - the mgmt

    Realistically this is a message that probably needs to be applied to most objects more often.

    Now that you've said it, you have to include this in your erotic game somewhere. It's too good to leave out.

    You say this like it already hasn't

    The game starts with a health warning not to put your dick in the computer while playing

    With the slow death of the optical drive, there's really so few places left on a computer to shove your cock.

    End of an era I guess.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?

    probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever

    Plz do not stick your penis in the printing press

    - the mgmt

    Realistically this is a message that probably needs to be applied to most objects more often.

    Now that you've said it, you have to include this in your erotic game somewhere. It's too good to leave out.

    You say this like it already hasn't

    The game starts with a health warning not to put your dick in the computer while playing

    dammit

    i guess i was doing it wrong

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?

    probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever

    Plz do not stick your penis in the printing press

    - the mgmt

    Realistically this is a message that probably needs to be applied to most objects more often.

    Now that you've said it, you have to include this in your erotic game somewhere. It's too good to leave out.

    You say this like it already hasn't

    The game starts with a health warning not to put your dick in the computer while playing

    dammit

    i guess i was doing it wrong

    To be fair, it's just there to absolve me of legal consequences

    It's up to each individual to determine how safe it is to insert their dick into their home computer

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    I'm going to confess something, and nobody be mean about it.

    Sometimes when I'm also watching tv and chatting and on facebook and fallen london and four other things.

    Sometimes I pop over to [chat] and hit refresh, see there's no new posts, and move away. I will do this any number of times.

    Only to fail to realize I've hit the end of the page and I'm now like 2 pages behind.

    :(

    shut up!

    Greeper on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Didn't Queen Victoria order a fig leaf be placed on the statue of David when she first saw it? History's first unsolicited dick pic.

    So the story goes

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    I'm going to confess something, and nobody be mean about it.

    Sometimes when I'm also watching tv and chatting and on facebook and fallen london and four other things.

    Sometimes I pop over to [chat] and hit refresh, see there's no new posts, and move away. I will do this any number of times.

    Only to fail to realize I've hit the end of the page and I'm now like 2 pages behind.

    :(

    shut up!

    Haha look at this guy he can't even obsessively refresh chat correctly!

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    You're on my shit list winky.

    No more awesomes for you.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited October 2014
    #latest goes to the latest unread page always

    ronya on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    You're on my shit list winky.

    No more awesomes for you.

    Jokes on you I don't post anything awesome anyway

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Didn't Queen Victoria order a fig leaf be placed on the statue of David when she first saw it? History's first unsolicited dick pic.

    So the story goes

    Bah hah hah hah, the fig leaf got it's own display case!
    "Nowadays, the fig leaf is no longer displayed on the David. Instead, it is housed in its own case on the back of the plinth of the figure."

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Didn't Queen Victoria order a fig leaf be placed on the statue of David when she first saw it? History's first unsolicited dick pic.

    So the story goes

    Bah hah hah hah, the fig leaf got it's own display case!
    "Nowadays, the fig leaf is no longer displayed on the David. Instead, it is housed in its own case on the back of the plinth of the figure."
    In relation to Mr Dobson’s complaint, the then director Caspar Purdon Clarke noted: 'The antique casts gallery has been very much used by private lady teachers for the instruction of young girl students and none of them has ever complained even indirectly' (museum papers, 1903).

    :winky:

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    There is the Samsung Galaxy Google Play edition

    but I don't think I want to pay MSRP up-front for an eight-month-old phone

    everything about shopping for phones is terrible

    we reselling my old phone and getting a new contract I'll get my 6+ in a month for like 100 bucks

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Who likes babes, in space?

    UrWd1z7.jpg

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I am always happy to think about the fact that there are people up there just hanging out in space.

    I am always sad to think about the fact that there aren't more people up there just hanging out in space.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Also, kedinik‌ SHUT UP AND TAKE THIS DOGE IT IS ADORABLE DOGE

    kedinik_zpseb585be3.jpg

    Well twist my arm...

    :heartbeat:

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I could effectively do my job from space.

    I should move to space.

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited October 2014
    Winky wrote: »
    I could effectively do my job from space.

    I should move to space.

    Are you not already doing your job effectively?! Are you putting out a sub-par porn game, Winky?

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I could effectively do my job from space.

    I should move to space.

    Are you not already doing your job effectively?! Are you putting out a sub-par porn game, Winky?

    Well I'm not in space

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I am always happy to think about the fact that there are people up there just hanging out in space.

    I am always sad to think about the fact that there aren't more people up there just hanging out in space.

    With the way technological advances go; I will either never, not in a million years go to space.

    Or I will of course go to space. Who hasn't?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I could effectively do my job from space.

    I should move to space.

    You could do it better.

    You could really make the zero-g-spot fucking section extra authentic.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    According to career services, this is what my cover letter draft was missing:
    I am submitted my resume for your review.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I am always happy to think about the fact that there are people up there just hanging out in space.

    I am always sad to think about the fact that there aren't more people up there just hanging out in space.

    With the way technological advances go; I will either never, not in a million years go to space.

    Or I will of course go to space. Who hasn't?

    That's the thing about technological advancements: We either ridiculously overshoot or undershoot our expectations.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I could effectively do my job from space.

    I should move to space.

    You could do it better.

    You could really make the zero-g-spot fucking section extra authentic.

    You don't really want zero-g-spot

    You're generally attempting to maximize g-spot

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    kedinik wrote: »
    According to career services, this is what my cover letter draft was missing:
    I am submitted my resume for your review.

    Seems legit

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    now reading Winky's posts in space orb voice

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
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    pensi

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    i read a graphic novel all about sex in space once

    okay calling it a graphic novel is doing it service, but i quite liked the art

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular

    penſi

    ftfy

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Greeper wrote: »
    I'm going to confess something, and nobody be mean about it.

    Sometimes when I'm also watching tv and chatting and on facebook and fallen london and four other things.

    Sometimes I pop over to [chat] and hit refresh, see there's no new posts, and move away. I will do this any number of times.

    Only to fail to realize I've hit the end of the page and I'm now like 2 pages behind.

    :(

    shut up!

    I do that sometimes. But usually only when accidentally replying to a four hour old post. :(

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