how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?
probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever
We had to reach a pretty high level of technology before technological methods beat out the convenience of just flashing people in the park re:dick exposure.
how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?
probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever
Plz do not stick your penis in the printing press
- the mgmt
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?
probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever
Plz do not stick your penis in the printing press
- the mgmt
Realistically this is a message that probably needs to be applied to most objects more often.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
i guess google has decided that the nexus has won all the market-share that it needs
Google is trying to fight the iPhone 6 directly I think.
But it's kinda silly imo to not replace the Nexus 5 too. That was a great, fairly cheap for it's specs phone that basically let Google set the standard for what an Android phone should do and look like and as a platform to show off new Android releases. That's something Google should still be all over.
and it also doesn't have shitty UI mods like Touchwiz
Yeah, that's what I mean by showing what an Android should do and showing off the new releases.
Nexus devices are where Google gets to show off and say "This is what we are capable of" without fucking Samsung getting their filthy molesting hands all over it.
how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?
probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever
Plz do not stick your penis in the printing press
- the mgmt
Realistically this is a message that probably needs to be applied to most objects more often.
Now that you've said it, you have to include this in your erotic game somewhere. It's too good to leave out.
how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?
probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever
Plz do not stick your penis in the printing press
- the mgmt
Realistically this is a message that probably needs to be applied to most objects more often.
Now that you've said it, you have to include this in your erotic game somewhere. It's too good to leave out.
You say this like it already hasn't
The game starts with a health warning not to put your dick in the computer while playing
how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?
probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever
Plz do not stick your penis in the printing press
- the mgmt
Realistically this is a message that probably needs to be applied to most objects more often.
Now that you've said it, you have to include this in your erotic game somewhere. It's too good to leave out.
You say this like it already hasn't
The game starts with a health warning not to put your dick in the computer while playing
With the slow death of the optical drive, there's really so few places left on a computer to shove your cock.
how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?
probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever
Plz do not stick your penis in the printing press
- the mgmt
Realistically this is a message that probably needs to be applied to most objects more often.
Now that you've said it, you have to include this in your erotic game somewhere. It's too good to leave out.
You say this like it already hasn't
The game starts with a health warning not to put your dick in the computer while playing
dammit
i guess i was doing it wrong
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
how long after the invention of the printing press before it was used to disseminate an image of a penis to an unwelcoming recipient?
probably a long time considering the increasing velocity of the advancement of technology along with the stable-but-high impetus to show everyone your dick forever
Plz do not stick your penis in the printing press
- the mgmt
Realistically this is a message that probably needs to be applied to most objects more often.
Now that you've said it, you have to include this in your erotic game somewhere. It's too good to leave out.
You say this like it already hasn't
The game starts with a health warning not to put your dick in the computer while playing
dammit
i guess i was doing it wrong
To be fair, it's just there to absolve me of legal consequences
It's up to each individual to determine how safe it is to insert their dick into their home computer
Bah hah hah hah, the fig leaf got it's own display case!
"Nowadays, the fig leaf is no longer displayed on the David. Instead, it is housed in its own case on the back of the plinth of the figure."
Bah hah hah hah, the fig leaf got it's own display case!
"Nowadays, the fig leaf is no longer displayed on the David. Instead, it is housed in its own case on the back of the plinth of the figure."
In relation to Mr Dobson’s complaint, the then director Caspar Purdon Clarke noted: 'The antique casts gallery has been very much used by private lady teachers for the instruction of young girl students and none of them has ever complained even indirectly' (museum papers, 1903).
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I am always happy to think about the fact that there are people up there just hanging out in space.
I am always sad to think about the fact that there aren't more people up there just hanging out in space.
With the way technological advances go; I will either never, not in a million years go to space.
Or I will of course go to space. Who hasn't?
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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We had to reach a pretty high level of technology before technological methods beat out the convenience of just flashing people in the park re:dick exposure.
Plz do not stick your penis in the printing press
- the mgmt
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Realistically this is a message that probably needs to be applied to most objects more often.
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Unicode has everything!
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Yeah, that's what I mean by showing what an Android should do and showing off the new releases.
Nexus devices are where Google gets to show off and say "This is what we are capable of" without fucking Samsung getting their filthy molesting hands all over it.
Now that you've said it, you have to include this in your erotic game somewhere. It's too good to leave out.
You say this like it already hasn't
The game starts with a health warning not to put your dick in the computer while playing
but I don't think I want to pay MSRP up-front for an eight-month-old phone
everything about shopping for phones is terrible
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
With the slow death of the optical drive, there's really so few places left on a computer to shove your cock.
End of an era I guess.
dammit
i guess i was doing it wrong
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
To be fair, it's just there to absolve me of legal consequences
It's up to each individual to determine how safe it is to insert their dick into their home computer
Sometimes when I'm also watching tv and chatting and on facebook and fallen london and four other things.
Sometimes I pop over to [chat] and hit refresh, see there's no new posts, and move away. I will do this any number of times.
Only to fail to realize I've hit the end of the page and I'm now like 2 pages behind.
shut up!
So the story goes
Haha look at this guy he can't even obsessively refresh chat correctly!
No more awesomes for you.
Jokes on you I don't post anything awesome anyway
Bah hah hah hah, the fig leaf got it's own display case!
"Nowadays, the fig leaf is no longer displayed on the David. Instead, it is housed in its own case on the back of the plinth of the figure."
:winky:
we reselling my old phone and getting a new contract I'll get my 6+ in a month for like 100 bucks
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I am always sad to think about the fact that there aren't more people up there just hanging out in space.
Well twist my arm...
:heartbeat:
I should move to space.
Are you not already doing your job effectively?! Are you putting out a sub-par porn game, Winky?
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
Well I'm not in space
With the way technological advances go; I will either never, not in a million years go to space.
Or I will of course go to space. Who hasn't?
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
You could do it better.
You could really make the zero-g-spot fucking section extra authentic.
That's the thing about technological advancements: We either ridiculously overshoot or undershoot our expectations.
You don't really want zero-g-spot
You're generally attempting to maximize g-spot
Seems legit
pensi
okay calling it a graphic novel is doing it service, but i quite liked the art
ftfy
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I do that sometimes. But usually only when accidentally replying to a four hour old post.