Attorneys are the worst, from an IT point of view, followed closely by doctors.
IT guys are the worst, from an Attorney point of view, followed closely by IT guys. I just want my computer to work, butts.
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Dark Raven XLaugh hard, run fast,be kindRegistered Userregular
Finn being a S tier asshole cat woke me up like 4 times last night. MOW
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Fuck you cat
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spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
Attorneys are the worst, from an IT point of view, followed closely by doctors.
It's a sad self-perpetuating cycle, too.
Treated poorly, all the good IT people leave for other jobs.
With only fools left behind, they fuck up and lose the respect of the rest of the staff who then treat them poorly.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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YoshisummonsYou have to let the dead vote, otherwise you'd just kill people you disagree with!Registered Userregular
Had a fun chat with a nice girl over our favorite Dr. Who episodes without collapsing into a Wibbly-Wobbly mess of anxiety.
*puts green check mark over 10/28/2014 on calendar*
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
From how I have seen attorneys do work maybe running your crappy Firm-provided Dell laptop for 3 months straight without ever closing a single document could have something to do with your lag issues
Who do I have to vote for so that I don't have to go get my car inspected today? This minor inconvenience is very slightly inconvenient in that I would rather sit here and play Smash Bros but instead I have to go to a gas station and maybe sit around for an hour? I guess I can play Smash Bros while I sit, but it won't be as comfortable.
Bring on the glorious unregulated free-market of vehicles careening off the road all the time, is what I'm saying.
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
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life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Attorneys are the worst, from an IT point of view, followed closely by doctors.
It's a sad self-perpetuating cycle, too.
Treated poorly, all the good IT people leave for other jobs.
With only fools left behind, they fuck up and lose the respect of the rest of the staff who then treat them poorly.
I'm friendly with some of the IT people, but more than half of them I don't know. They are just people on the phone sometimes. But when someone does good work for me, I always tell the supervisor. I don't think enough people do that.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
Oh beast/hakkes since you guys are around. I just put in for four on this Tamara dinner.
It's November 7th. yall got first dibs if you want in.
Endive w/ Pears, Walnuts, Parm
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Bitter Lettuces w/ Roasted Apples, Candied Bacon Vinaigrette (yeah, this is basically the BEST salad EVAH.)
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Osso Buco w/ Leeks and Garlic
Saffron Rice w/Dates, Roasted Lemon, Herbs
Sweet /Tart Peppers, Chickpeas in Spicy Broth
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Bourbon Brown Sugar Caramelized Apple Cake, Cream
ahhhh this sounds really good but the timing is bad! I have to squat in Beast's apartment the week after next while he is in Vegas so I wasn't planning on being up next weekend !
All good. One day our schedules will match up with one of these delicious events.
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
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I DONT HAVE TIME TO LEARN THIS I AM BUSY PRACTICING LAW, NERD!
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
I'm not even IT and I'm liek
guys srsly ur doing complex legal work but do you really think a computer is a plain abacus in comparison
it's a bit of a complex machine itself
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
Attorneys are the worst, from an IT point of view, followed closely by doctors.
IT guys are the worst, from an Attorney point of view, followed closely by IT guys. I just want my computer to work, butts.
Your computer system is a luxury that we have agreed to keep working despite the best efforts of users. "I have to remember how to click a thing" or "this version worked fine 7 years ago, why does it have to change even though it's no longer supported and there is no one who even remembers how to service it" are silly complaints that are presented as non-negotiable by privileged manchildren.
Feel free to hire additional secretaries and procure typewriters if this is unsatisfactory.
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spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
I know how to use a computer. The work system is butts. My first rule of computers: never use outlook ever for anything. Work's first rule: use outlook for everything. With 100 add ons. That all crash all the time.
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
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I DONT HAVE TIME TO LEARN THIS I AM BUSY PRACTICING LAW, NERD!
Looks like you need more of it.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
Hmmm, was gonna go to Jimmy Johns but their subs seem to have a shit ton of sodium in them (I guess everything does) gonna have to see if I'm better off just going to the deli across the street from them and putting something together myself
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
I know how to use a computer. The work system is butts. My first rule of computers: never use outlook ever for anything. Work's first rule: use outlook for everything. With 100 add ons. That all crash all the time.
Oh god.
See, all the good IT people get out of Law and you're left with clusterfucks like this.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
I know how to use it, but the fuckfaces in IT keep taking away my admin privileges!
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
Hmmm, was gonna go to Jimmy Johns but their subs seem to have a shit ton of sodium in them (I guess everything does) gonna have to see if I'm better off just going to the deli across the street from them and putting something together myself
bread is kind of just flour, yeast, salt these days
guys srsly ur doing complex legal work but do you really think a computer is a plain abacus in comparison
it's a bit of a complex machine itself
It's like when my attorney was saying all this stuff about court appearances and filing motions and I'm like just make these felonies go away already I am too busy to understand I mean wat even is an amicus brief lol
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
I know how to use a computer. The work system is butts. My first rule of computers: never use outlook ever for anything. Work's first rule: use outlook for everything. With 100 add ons. That all crash all the time.
This i will agree with. The add ons in a law firm are fucking ridiculous and the cause of a million problems, but it's because of security and confidentiality requirements...still i bloody hate them
They want us to use this 3rd party app now to get emails on our mobile devices, that also force you to change your unlock code every week or so
and I'm like you're fuckin' kidden me hell to the no
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VanguardBut now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
I don't know most of the people in the firm though. There are too many. Support staff especially are hard to know unless they work directly with you.
I'll come work as IT at your lawfirm for $150k a year.
Bowen, with the frequency of your stabbings I'm pretty sure you have to stay in healthcare. Timely first-aid is the only thing preventing you from becoming a murderer.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
I know how to use a computer. The work system is butts. My first rule of computers: never use outlook ever for anything. Work's first rule: use outlook for everything. With 100 add ons. That all crash all the time.
This i will agree with. The add ons in a law firm are fucking ridiculous and the cause of a million problems, but it's because of security and confidentiality requirements...still i bloody hate them
They want us to use this 3rd party app now to get emails on our mobile devices, that also force you to change your unlock code every week or so
and I'm like you're fuckin' kidden me hell to the no
These are words... but they don't make sense.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
I know how to use a computer. The work system is butts. My first rule of computers: never use outlook ever for anything. Work's first rule: use outlook for everything. With 100 add ons. That all crash all the time.
This i will agree with. The add ons in a law firm are fucking ridiculous and the cause of a million problems, but it's because of security and confidentiality requirements...still i bloody hate them
They want us to use this 3rd party app now to get emails on our mobile devices, that also force you to change your unlock code every week or so
and I'm like you're fuckin' kidden me hell to the no
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security genius here
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spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
I know how to use a computer. The work system is butts. My first rule of computers: never use outlook ever for anything. Work's first rule: use outlook for everything. With 100 add ons. That all crash all the time.
Oh god.
See, all the good IT people get out of Law and you're left with clusterfucks like this.
There are so many add ons. We hired a consultant once. He surveyed us and then told us that he never saw a law firm that was unhappier about their systems. He said a lot of it was because we use outlook more than any other firm (everything runs through it, including our file management system, our comparison software, our fax system, our citation tracking utility for some reason, and our contact management solution). We made no changes. But hey, at least we upgraded from WinXP to Windows 7 last year. . .
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
I know how to use it, but the fuckfaces in IT keep taking away my admin privileges!
Tried bribery?
Asking for a local admin account that you promise to only use for (specific repeated and boring task) and not to log in with?
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
To be fair, I am onboard with this idea.
IT guys are way too happy to let relatively small things be a restriction.
In my apparently coming career as an IT guy, I am resolving to try and remain positive.
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IT guys are the worst, from an Attorney point of view, followed closely by IT guys. I just want my computer to work, butts.
MOW
MOW
MOOOOOOOOW
Fuck you cat
It's a sad self-perpetuating cycle, too.
Treated poorly, all the good IT people leave for other jobs.
With only fools left behind, they fuck up and lose the respect of the rest of the staff who then treat them poorly.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
*puts green check mark over 10/28/2014 on calendar*
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Bring on the glorious unregulated free-market of vehicles careening off the road all the time, is what I'm saying.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
i'm like... all i wanted was to make even close to what you guys make
underpaid woooooooooes
@spool32 how much should PMs make
I'm friendly with some of the IT people, but more than half of them I don't know. They are just people on the phone sometimes. But when someone does good work for me, I always tell the supervisor. I don't think enough people do that.
All good. One day our schedules will match up with one of these delicious events.
guys srsly ur doing complex legal work but do you really think a computer is a plain abacus in comparison
it's a bit of a complex machine itself
NNID: Hakkekage
Your computer system is a luxury that we have agreed to keep working despite the best efforts of users. "I have to remember how to click a thing" or "this version worked fine 7 years ago, why does it have to change even though it's no longer supported and there is no one who even remembers how to service it" are silly complaints that are presented as non-negotiable by privileged manchildren.
Feel free to hire additional secretaries and procure typewriters if this is unsatisfactory.
I know how to use a computer. The work system is butts. My first rule of computers: never use outlook ever for anything. Work's first rule: use outlook for everything. With 100 add ons. That all crash all the time.
Looks like you need more of it.
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Oh god.
See, all the good IT people get out of Law and you're left with clusterfucks like this.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Just break it and then don't get caught. There, don't even need a lawyer!
I know how to use it, but the fuckfaces in IT keep taking away my admin privileges!
bread is kind of just flour, yeast, salt these days
It's like when my attorney was saying all this stuff about court appearances and filing motions and I'm like just make these felonies go away already I am too busy to understand I mean wat even is an amicus brief lol
I'll come work as IT at your lawfirm for $150k a year.
This i will agree with. The add ons in a law firm are fucking ridiculous and the cause of a million problems, but it's because of security and confidentiality requirements...still i bloody hate them
They want us to use this 3rd party app now to get emails on our mobile devices, that also force you to change your unlock code every week or so
and I'm like you're fuckin' kidden me hell to the no
NNID: Hakkekage
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Bowen, with the frequency of your stabbings I'm pretty sure you have to stay in healthcare. Timely first-aid is the only thing preventing you from becoming a murderer.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
These are words... but they don't make sense.
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1114
security genius here
There are so many add ons. We hired a consultant once. He surveyed us and then told us that he never saw a law firm that was unhappier about their systems. He said a lot of it was because we use outlook more than any other firm (everything runs through it, including our file management system, our comparison software, our fax system, our citation tracking utility for some reason, and our contact management solution). We made no changes. But hey, at least we upgraded from WinXP to Windows 7 last year. . .
can you feel me stabbing you through the internet
Tried bribery?
Asking for a local admin account that you promise to only use for (specific repeated and boring task) and not to log in with?
To be fair, I am onboard with this idea.
IT guys are way too happy to let relatively small things be a restriction.
In my apparently coming career as an IT guy, I am resolving to try and remain positive.
what?! why!
i have folders if i need all of a certain email to go somewhere
pssshhhhhhh