"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
I know how to use it, but the fuckfaces in IT keep taking away my admin privileges!
Tried bribery?
Asking for a local admin account that you promise to only use for (specific repeated and boring task) and not to log in with?
If it were a longstanding issue, one could be made local admin on the PC via their domain credentials. This puts the PC at risk, but the whole network is relatively safe.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
I know how to use a computer. The work system is butts. My first rule of computers: never use outlook ever for anything. Work's first rule: use outlook for everything. With 100 add ons. That all crash all the time.
This i will agree with. The add ons in a law firm are fucking ridiculous and the cause of a million problems, but it's because of security and confidentiality requirements...still i bloody hate them
They want us to use this 3rd party app now to get emails on our mobile devices, that also force you to change your unlock code every week or so
and I'm like you're fuckin' kidden me hell to the no
These are words... but they don't make sense.
There are just add-on document management systems built into Outlook and Word and other Microsoft applications--isn't this p standard? Like DocsOpen and stuff? They're supposed to keep documents internal and accessible/it bloody belongs to the firm ok, not you. But they crash allll the tiiiiiime
Every person I see bitch about Outlook has 75,000 emails unsorted in their inbox and is totally confused why it works like garbage
sort by date, sort by unread
no other sorting needed!
I get hundreds of emails every day. I don't have time to sort them. I just tricked my computer into not deleting anything by mirroring all my emails to another folder. Take that, 3 month auto delete policy!
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ZampanovYou May Not Go HomeUntil Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered Userregular
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
I know how to use a computer. The work system is butts. My first rule of computers: never use outlook ever for anything. Work's first rule: use outlook for everything. With 100 add ons. That all crash all the time.
Oh god.
See, all the good IT people get out of Law and you're left with clusterfucks like this.
There are so many add ons. We hired a consultant once. He surveyed us and then told us that he never saw a law firm that was unhappier about their systems. He said a lot of it was because we use outlook more than any other firm (everything runs through it, including our file management system, our comparison software, our fax system, our citation tracking utility for some reason, and our contact management solution). We made no changes. But hey, at least we upgraded from WinXP to Windows 7 last year. . .
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
I know how to use it, but the fuckfaces in IT keep taking away my admin privileges!
Tried bribery?
Asking for a local admin account that you promise to only use for (specific repeated and boring task) and not to log in with?
You have to offer up the ancient pact:
You give me local admin, I hereby revoke my rights to support outside of wiping and re-imaging the machine.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
I know how to use a computer. The work system is butts. My first rule of computers: never use outlook ever for anything. Work's first rule: use outlook for everything. With 100 add ons. That all crash all the time.
Oh god.
See, all the good IT people get out of Law and you're left with clusterfucks like this.
There are so many add ons. We hired a consultant once. He surveyed us and then told us that he never saw a law firm that was unhappier about their systems. He said a lot of it was because we use outlook more than any other firm (everything runs through it, including our file management system, our comparison software, our fax system, our citation tracking utility for some reason, and our contact management solution). We made no changes. But hey, at least we upgraded from WinXP to Windows 7 last year. . .
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Every person I see bitch about Outlook has 75,000 emails unsorted in their inbox and is totally confused why it works like garbage
sort by date, sort by unread
no other sorting needed!
can you feel me stabbing you through the internet
Naw that's how I roll.
The only inbox folders are have are for rules to move all the bullshit I get to.
Fuck moving every mail I get to some special snowflake folder. I ain't got time for that.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
Seriously, just give me not-creepy gmail that doesn't datamine.
Gmail's business offerings are much different than their free shit. That datamine stuff, even on the free stuff, doesn't work like people think it does.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I rocked the boat today. Nothing will come of it, but I just wanted to remind people that forgot about Lud.
Yesterday I was working on a problem with the backups. I kept getting included on an email (along with my other coworkers) to take care of another problem. Finally at the end of the day, I am asked to do it directly.
This morning, I ran a report on myself and the coworkers and sent the results to my boss showing one coworker that did one ticket all day whereas the rest of us did many things. I basically said the next time you need something done maybe you should ask the person who stood around talking about football all afternoon.
Every person I see bitch about Outlook has 75,000 emails unsorted in their inbox and is totally confused why it works like garbage
sort by date, sort by unread
no other sorting needed!
I get hundreds of emails every day. I don't have time to sort them. I just tricked my computer into not deleting anything by mirroring all my emails to another folder. Take that, 3 month auto delete policy!
it... auto sorts
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
I know how to use it, but the fuckfaces in IT keep taking away my admin privileges!
Tried bribery?
Asking for a local admin account that you promise to only use for (specific repeated and boring task) and not to log in with?
If it were a longstanding issue, one could be made local admin on the PC via their domain credentials. This puts the PC at risk, but the whole network is relatively safe.
Still a better practice to leave their user account as is and provide am elevated account for specific use cases.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
My Outlook works fine.
As usual the End Users are the problem.
Recommend immediate delivery to Soylent Green factories.
Every person I see bitch about Outlook has 75,000 emails unsorted in their inbox and is totally confused why it works like garbage
sort by date, sort by unread
no other sorting needed!
I get hundreds of emails every day. I don't have time to sort them. I just tricked my computer into not deleting anything by mirroring all my emails to another folder. Take that, 3 month auto delete policy!
Every person I see bitch about Outlook has 75,000 emails unsorted in their inbox and is totally confused why it works like garbage
sort by date, sort by unread
no other sorting needed!
I get hundreds of emails every day. I don't have time to sort them. I just tricked my computer into not deleting anything by mirroring all my emails to another folder. Take that, 3 month auto delete policy!
I rocked the boat today. Nothing will come of it, but I just wanted to remind people that forgot about Lud.
Yesterday I was working on a problem with the backups. I kept getting included on an email (along with my other coworkers) to take care of another problem. Finally at the end of the day, I am asked to do it directly.
This morning, I ran a report on myself and the coworkers and sent the results to my boss showing one coworker that did one ticket all day whereas the rest of us did many things. I basically said the next time you need something done maybe you should ask the person who stood around talking about football all afternoon.
So what you're saying is
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Lud
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spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
I have 13k emails in my in box. I have over 100k total in my outlook. More on the system. Its the worst thing.
"Everything that stops me from doing work when I am trying to do work is the worst thing in the history of the world" said every attorney ever. I don't care if my inbox is 30 gig. Make my computer work.
If a computer is so integral to your job, maybe you should learn how to use it.
:snap:
I know how to use a computer. The work system is butts. My first rule of computers: never use outlook ever for anything. Work's first rule: use outlook for everything. With 100 add ons. That all crash all the time.
This i will agree with. The add ons in a law firm are fucking ridiculous and the cause of a million problems, but it's because of security and confidentiality requirements...still i bloody hate them
They want us to use this 3rd party app now to get emails on our mobile devices, that also force you to change your unlock code every week or so
and I'm like you're fuckin' kidden me hell to the no
These are words... but they don't make sense.
There are just add-on document management systems built into Outlook and Word and other Microsoft applications--isn't this p standard? Like DocsOpen and stuff? They're supposed to keep documents internal and accessible/it bloody belongs to the firm ok, not you. But they crash allll the tiiiiiime
Not really. Huge corps use that kind of stuff, for everyone that doesn't have 10 IT guys on standby to help fix issues like this, I'd just slap you on thunderbird with the lightning addon for calendar stuff and lease it through google's business shit and call it a day.
And have some sort of backup system going for the retention stuff. Why does it need to be integrated into a document system? Probably doesn't, but you probably could do it easily. This can easily be a step called "Save documents to shared network drive" where the document system automagically imports from.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
Every person I see bitch about Outlook has 75,000 emails unsorted in their inbox and is totally confused why it works like garbage
sort by date, sort by unread
no other sorting needed!
can you feel me stabbing you through the internet
Naw that's how I roll.
The only inbox folders are have are for rules to move all the bullshit I get to.
Fuck moving every mail I get to some special snowflake folder. I ain't got time for that.
Well you're using Outlook. Let it go long enough and it'll run like trash
Not really. Anything crazy old isn't stored locally.
And my company takes its mail servers seriously. That helps.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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Every person I see bitch about Outlook has 75,000 emails unsorted in their inbox and is totally confused why it works like garbage
sort by date, sort by unread
no other sorting needed!
I get hundreds of emails every day. I don't have time to sort them. I just tricked my computer into not deleting anything by mirroring all my emails to another folder. Take that, 3 month auto delete policy!
THIS
THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
Otherwise I lose them though. That is completely unacceptable.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
People who do not understand technology at all and people who fail to understand when tedious jargon-based explanations aren't appropriate are the worst.
Every person I see bitch about Outlook has 75,000 emails unsorted in their inbox and is totally confused why it works like garbage
sort by date, sort by unread
no other sorting needed!
I get hundreds of emails every day. I don't have time to sort them. I just tricked my computer into not deleting anything by mirroring all my emails to another folder. Take that, 3 month auto delete policy!
THIS
THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
Otherwise I lose them though. That is completely unacceptable.
I would imagine, being a law firm, you guys have a document retention policy.
I doubt it's three months.
That's kinda fucked up.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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If it were a longstanding issue, one could be made local admin on the PC via their domain credentials. This puts the PC at risk, but the whole network is relatively safe.
There are just add-on document management systems built into Outlook and Word and other Microsoft applications--isn't this p standard? Like DocsOpen and stuff? They're supposed to keep documents internal and accessible/it bloody belongs to the firm ok, not you. But they crash allll the tiiiiiime
NNID: Hakkekage
you fuck it up your machine get's re-imaged
i'd delete 14.9k of them if it didn't freeze everything while doing so
outlook is a piece of shit...why are all these emails on my fucking machine you idiot system, what year is this?!?!?
I get hundreds of emails every day. I don't have time to sort them. I just tricked my computer into not deleting anything by mirroring all my emails to another folder. Take that, 3 month auto delete policy!
oh sweet jesus
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
You have to offer up the ancient pact:
You give me local admin, I hereby revoke my rights to support outside of wiping and re-imaging the machine.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
ours is this way too.
NNID: Hakkekage
Turn off cached mode?
PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
MAC IS BEST FYI HTH
@syndalis
Naw that's how I roll.
The only inbox folders are have are for rules to move all the bullshit I get to.
Fuck moving every mail I get to some special snowflake folder. I ain't got time for that.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I have special snowflake folders it's the only way to stay sane
also i like my folders
I am an organizational genius
NNID: Hakkekage
Well you're using Outlook. Let it go long enough and it'll run like trash
Gmail's business offerings are much different than their free shit. That datamine stuff, even on the free stuff, doesn't work like people think it does.
Yesterday I was working on a problem with the backups. I kept getting included on an email (along with my other coworkers) to take care of another problem. Finally at the end of the day, I am asked to do it directly.
This morning, I ran a report on myself and the coworkers and sent the results to my boss showing one coworker that did one ticket all day whereas the rest of us did many things. I basically said the next time you need something done maybe you should ask the person who stood around talking about football all afternoon.
it... auto sorts
Still a better practice to leave their user account as is and provide am elevated account for specific use cases.
As usual the End Users are the problem.
Recommend immediate delivery to Soylent Green factories.
What do you mean?
you have 100k emails in your outlook? everytime it updates the folder IT CHECKS EACH AND EVERY EMAIL TO SYNC IT
THIS
THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
So what you're saying is
Not really. Huge corps use that kind of stuff, for everyone that doesn't have 10 IT guys on standby to help fix issues like this, I'd just slap you on thunderbird with the lightning addon for calendar stuff and lease it through google's business shit and call it a day.
And have some sort of backup system going for the retention stuff. Why does it need to be integrated into a document system? Probably doesn't, but you probably could do it easily. This can easily be a step called "Save documents to shared network drive" where the document system automagically imports from.
Not really. Anything crazy old isn't stored locally.
And my company takes its mail servers seriously. That helps.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Hmmm.
To their credit it's a unisex policy, but I can guess who might abuse it and at whom.
Otherwise I lose them though. That is completely unacceptable.
Huh.
No more topless DoTA guys.
it's not really going to deter boobscasters, so I think the target is those who are trying to be edgy/funny in casting in their undies
They also put the kibosh on excessive drinking on stream too.
Guys angry girl streamers earn more money for showing boobs, more at 11.
It made things so much easier.
I would imagine, being a law firm, you guys have a document retention policy.
I doubt it's three months.
That's kinda fucked up.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
it's like this was the first program these people ever wrote