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Singularity Satans 2014

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Nogs wrote: »
    oh jesus, as if riddles weren't hard enough

    I don't know what you're referring to, @Nogs . But if I were to make a riddle, who you are would be part of the key.

    Royally speaking.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    GOD DAMMIT MOON

    YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME IGNORE MY FAMILY BECAUSE OF THIS

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    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I have no idea what you're talking about

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    I think I just received a third package, but my roommates* opened it, so I don't know if it was from Satan or a very short list of friends.

    Also, as I understand it, my Satan is remaining anonymous. I have their name, but obviously I'm not going to post it. So, thank you, Beezlebub! You are a class act.
    *My parents. I live with my parents.

    Edit: Nope, it's just a random Howard Chaykin print that my dad has.

    Penguin Incarnate on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    @nogs I'll say to you that UPS tried to deliver a special package 3 times to you, and the returned it to Amazon.

    I know this because I have a wall of "DELIVERY EXCEPTION" texts on my phone.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I bet stale makes great cookies

    The best kinds of cookies are spare ribs in a BBQ rub?

    I make a mean spiced molasses cookie

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I bet stale makes great cookies

    The best kinds of cookies are spare ribs in a BBQ rub?

    I make a mean spiced molasses cookie
    that sounds really good.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    @nogs I'll say to you that UPS tried to deliver a special package 3 times to you, and the returned it to Amazon.

    I know this because I have a wall of "DELIVERY EXCEPTION" texts on my phone.

    wtf..

    there have been absolutely no notices on my end, and ive been getting packages from others for weeks...

    PM me the address you used?

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    also, the fuck you doin' sendin me shits you generous fiend

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    He's making amends for sending me cryptography books

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Should I make a "Show me your Christmas tree" thread y/n

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    Should I make a "Show me your Christmas tree" thread y/n

    But I don't have one

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    y

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I mean butt. I don't have one. A butt that is.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Just make sure to add an NSFG tag

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Should I make a "Show me your Christmas tree" thread y/n

    But I don't have one

    in lieu of a Christmas tree pictures you can always post

    PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Sure thing mister Jameson. Right away mister Jameson.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    The G stands for Grinches

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Hello Satan

    I'll be out of the country as of tonight, so I won't be able to open any packages until I get back at the start of January. Don't worry though! Any package will be received and held securely at my office until then.

    I mentioned it in my wishlist post, but just letting you know again in case you forgot and start worrying.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    edited November 2014
    I mean your not assassinations :wink:

    Edit: I traveled through time!

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Good luck on your assassinations

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Just make sure to add an NSFG tag

    TCO

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I don't know what TCO means.

    Also I don't know where this would go but my wife is addicted to Ghost a hunting shows and had to watch them to fall asleep and I was just wondering I'd the idea of ghosts jives with Christianity.

    People will say things like "unfinished business" but I always believed that Christian understanding of why people is because God decided it was their time, and that when a soul leaves the body it's judged and either sent to Hell or Heaven. I was taken to Baptist church as a kid so I never had Purgatory so I don't know if it's a possible reasoning for ghosts. I thought the bible had stories of Jesus fighting demons, but I wasn't sure if ghosts/wandering spirits were a biblical thing or not.

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    DenadaDenada Registered User regular
    Ghosts are not a Christian belief, but in my experience that either means they believe in them anyway or just replace "ghosts" with "demons".

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    There's a story in the bible about the Witch of Endor summoning the ghost of Samuel, but medieval Christian authors held that it was not Samuel. only a demon taking his form

    The Greek translation of the Hebrew Bible makes the witch a ventriloquist

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    There's a story in the bible about the Witch of Endor summoning the ghost of Samuel, but medieval Christian authors held that it was not Samuel. only a demon taking his form

    The Greek translation of the Hebrew Bible makes the witch a ventriloquist

    She then summoned the Ghosts of Obi-Wan, Yoda, and Anakin.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I don't know what TCO means.

    What

    I mean, all the letters are in caps so that makes me think they are all individual words, but I've never heard of TCO

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    You've never heard of the Toledo Convention of Obstetricians?

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
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    GIFT ALERT GIFT ALERT

    So I went to the Post Office and they went into their vault and collected my precious which I took home post haste, placed precariously on my couch, and shot at the right angle so no one could see how trashy the room is because it would upset my wife for strangers to see it.
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    As soon as I saw the address my suspicions as to the identity of Satan were confirmed and I tore into the package to reveal:

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    Dozens of cookies, of the Snickerdoodle, Gingerbread, and Butter Chocolate Salted Caramel variety! I suppose now is the time to admit I'm a cannibal.

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    Sorry, li'l guy.

    Big Thanks to @Moriveth and family; I'm going to make sure to take some of these over to Mama Moon, since she was responsible for making Super Anya's cape

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Yay! Hope they're not too stale. I'm intending to send more sometime in the future.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Well, I was going to trim my wishlist, like a week ago.

    I just added to it instead OOPS!

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Yay! Hope they're not too stale. I'm intending to send more sometime in the future.

    The cookies were fine, but the White Cheddar Corn Puffs you filled the box with were pretty dried out and had lost their flavor.

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Hey Satan, I noticed my wishlist didn't have too many recent additions to it so I cruised around the internet and added a few more things in case you needed some more ideas! :D

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Yay! Hope they're not too stale. I'm intending to send more sometime in the future.

    The cookies were fine, but the White Cheddar Corn Puffs you filled the box with were pretty dried out and had lost their flavor.

    Pretty filling, though!

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    I get it.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    You've never heard of the Toledo Convention of Obstetricians?

    The Trans Continental Oglers?

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    TactiCs Ogre

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