A gift has arrived! Bigger post when I have time, but considering my time is almost never free, I thought I'd mention it now so giver knows it arrived.
If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
The idea of drinking plain hot water has never occurred to me as an option. Except for maybe a survival situation where I had to boil water to make it safe to drink, but even then I would try to find some way to get it below room temperature.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Crisis averted! I get a text from my Satan asking if I'm home. Apparently a delivery attempt was made and nobody answered my door because i was in my theater room
I text back letting them know that I am home and they were able to have them return with...
Shit loads of pizza!
A good chunk of it has already been devoured by myself and my children. My wife will eat when she gets home then cold pizza for breakfast. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Thank you mystery Satan though I have your phone number and real name now so I'm going to figure it out somehow... Someway.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I refuse to take pics of the actual food though.
Unless it is professionally staged food looks gross in pictures.
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
edited November 2014
dis-a-gree
gotta rock that food photo setting imo
Or just slap a filter on it, I'm pretty sure that's accepted practice
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Man, I want pizza delivered to my house. Stupid gluten. Stupid autoimmune disorder. Stupid gluten-free pizza never tasting all that good. Guess I'll just have to console myself with herbed turkey and dumplings made out of leftovers from yesterday.
Man, I want pizza delivered to my house. Stupid gluten. Stupid autoimmune disorder. Stupid gluten-free pizza never tasting all that good. Guess I'll just have to console myself with herbed turkey and dumplings made out of leftovers from yesterday.
That sounds just as good as the pizza, which I'm also not supposed to have. Didn't stop me from having 3 slices on Friday but I always pay for it in the end
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SheriResident FlufferMy Living RoomRegistered Userregular
Man, I want pizza delivered to my house. Stupid gluten. Stupid autoimmune disorder. Stupid gluten-free pizza never tasting all that good. Guess I'll just have to console myself with herbed turkey and dumplings made out of leftovers from yesterday.
Just shovel it all in, your body be damned!
In completely unrelated news I ate Little Cesars for the first time in like 3 years yesterday and I think I'm dying.
Man, I want pizza delivered to my house. Stupid gluten. Stupid autoimmune disorder. Stupid gluten-free pizza never tasting all that good. Guess I'll just have to console myself with herbed turkey and dumplings made out of leftovers from yesterday.
Just shovel it all in, your body be damned!
In completely unrelated news I ate Little Cesars for the first time in like 3 years yesterday and I think I'm dying.
Last time I intentionally ate gluten pizza, I felt fine for about four hours minus some antsyness and fidgety feelings, went to sleep, and slept 13 hours through two alarms, multiple text messages, and the roomba running in my room for over an hour. Not to mention the next two days of my intestines realizing what had happened and attacking itself rather than processing any of my food. Unfortunately as much as I wish I could just be like FUCK IT I'MA EAT CHICKEN WING PIZZA ALL DAY EVERY DAY it really has made me notice how much better I feel without gluten in my life
but daaaaaaaamn chicken wing pizza, I miss you
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SheriResident FlufferMy Living RoomRegistered Userregular
There is a brewery near my house that features a "Bring Your Own Vinyl" night every Monday. I bring this up because most of the marvelous LPs I've received from Satan over the years get quite a bit of play here. It is amusing to the bar staff that, while some folks bring a record or two, I bring a large stack of primarily Jazz and Heavy Metal records. Tonight along we've gone from Cannon Ball Adderley to Metallica to Thelonious monk to Týr.
When asked by fellow patrons where I acquired such a collection of records, I proudly tell them that I got them all from Satan. :twisted:
ceresWhen the last moon is cast over the last star of morningAnd the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderatormod
Hehe, I thought it was onions too.
And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
They do that at a bar I really like here in Austin, as well.
It's pretty cool.
Satan, you can get me vinyl.
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I can't even do room temperature water.
Cold water is the way.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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I text back letting them know that I am home and they were able to have them return with...
Shit loads of pizza!
A good chunk of it has already been devoured by myself and my children. My wife will eat when she gets home then cold pizza for breakfast. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Thank you mystery Satan though I have your phone number and real name now so I'm going to figure it out somehow... Someway.
Unless it is professionally staged food looks gross in pictures.
gotta rock that food photo setting imo
Or just slap a filter on it, I'm pretty sure that's accepted practice
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Like mayo and corn
Aw man that's a huge picture.
http://i.imgur.com/eq9tJ3nl.gif
Dang it, lemme call Jets and cancel that order
That sounds just as good as the pizza, which I'm also not supposed to have. Didn't stop me from having 3 slices on Friday but I always pay for it in the end
That's a damn shame
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but you haven't seen a picture of my pancetta!
(thanks to TheGreatCow)
I foresee this going bad for her
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Pork belly pizza with grilled pineapple maybe.
Just shovel it all in, your body be damned!
In completely unrelated news I ate Little Cesars for the first time in like 3 years yesterday and I think I'm dying.
That looks amazing.
Are they standing on a bag of onions?
technology is for the birds
Last time I intentionally ate gluten pizza, I felt fine for about four hours minus some antsyness and fidgety feelings, went to sleep, and slept 13 hours through two alarms, multiple text messages, and the roomba running in my room for over an hour. Not to mention the next two days of my intestines realizing what had happened and attacking itself rather than processing any of my food. Unfortunately as much as I wish I could just be like FUCK IT I'MA EAT CHICKEN WING PIZZA ALL DAY EVERY DAY it really has made me notice how much better I feel without gluten in my life
but daaaaaaaamn chicken wing pizza, I miss you
A clear box full of oranges
Weirdo :P
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Congratulations, you have mastered the SMS system.
LOOK YOU TRY LOOKING THROUGH REGULAR HUMAN EYES ALL THE TIME
No, it's all blurry!
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When asked by fellow patrons where I acquired such a collection of records, I proudly tell them that I got them all from Satan. :twisted:
That is basically the only way I'd ever go to a bar type place
It's pretty cool.
Satan, you can get me vinyl.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN