Really, I'd just like to be able to turn it off.
Not because I am a hater of Xmas.
But because in this one browser on this one computer it's really, really struggling with it and locking my browser up occasionally. So for this browser in this computer, being able to turn it off would be a Christmas Miracle.
(Totally not turning the snow off at home. Long live the snow!)
*edit* I just figured out how to disable it with AdBlock, so unless you really want to hack a button in, you can ignore this request. For others curious to do this, filter on: