It's fun watching an actor struggle to defend a crap movie they're in during an interview.
Like you can tell they're tired from having to do this shit all day at the junket and that they know they're in a shit movie and bullshitting can get tiresome.
"I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."
seriously guys wat do i do?
why does he put me in this position?
oh yeah because he's a textbook narcissist.
35 year old photo on his self published poetry and all.
huh?
@Deebaser
my dad sent me an email containing a photo of a proposed self published poetry book cover, the front and back.
"tell me if this book cover looks good enough for me to invest money in printing a book."
he has been writing terrible poetry and posting it on facebook and other poetry sites for the past 2 or 3 years. all these women who work under him tell him how good it is and how wonderful he is every time he posts it. because he has them all fooled about what kind of person he is, also because most of them probably are counting on him to get them additional work or promotions.
alternatively, family members all block his posts because of how awful it is and they know what kind of person he really is.
every time i'm in atl he forces me to listen to him read one of his new poems. he's been harasing me to help him figure out how to self publish. i told him basically i have no idea but here are some links you can check out. because i am not a fucking publisher. he literally was mad at me for not doing it for him.
ITS ALL POETRY ABOUT LOVE AND LOSING LOVE AND NONE OF IT IS ABOUT MY MOTHER WHO HE IS STILL MARRIED TO.
i literally dont think this could be a shittier thing.
i just dont.
ugh. im so sorry.
My reports LOVE my poetry. cringe.
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ChelleYeahMrs. LudiousLiving it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered Userregular
I like it, brief and punchy and I associate it with "Incoming [thing]".
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edited February 2015
guys this is super shitty
if lud gets a job in atl i have to live with this man until we get our house sold or whatever.
then i have to live in the same city as him.
Aww the BBC isn't showing the superb owl this year.
I care little but I was sick last year and unable to sleep so I watched it all, awkwardly trying to explain the rules and talk in all the commercials since the BBC doesn't have any.
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I ran for the first time in forever today. I told myself I would run fast and try to beat the creeping sensation of death that comes over me when I run. So I completed a 7 minute mile, slammed stop on the treadmill and promptly died.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
Chelle, tell your dad how you feel, by way of poetry
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't stand all
the shit that you do
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This is my ghost posting. Turns out there is a heaven and all dogs go there. It's like, really full of dogs. I know you might like dogs but its... really full. Of dogs. Consider living as long as you can.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
seriously guys wat do i do?
why does he put me in this position?
oh yeah because he's a textbook narcissist.
35 year old photo on his self published poetry and all.
huh?
ITS ALL POETRY ABOUT LOVE AND LOSING LOVE AND NONE OF IT IS ABOUT MY MOTHER WHO HE IS STILL MARRIED TO.
seriously guys wat do i do?
why does he put me in this position?
oh yeah because he's a textbook narcissist.
35 year old photo on his self published poetry and all.
huh?
@Deebaser
my dad sent me an email containing a photo of a proposed self published poetry book cover, the front and back.
"tell me if this book cover looks good enough for me to invest money in printing a book."
he has been writing terrible poetry and posting it on facebook and other poetry sites for the past 2 or 3 years. all these women who work under him tell him how good it is and how wonderful he is every time he posts it. because he has them all fooled about what kind of person he is, also because most of them probably are counting on him to get them additional work or promotions.
alternatively, family members all block his posts because of how awful it is and they know what kind of person he really is.
every time i'm in atl he forces me to listen to him read one of his new poems. he's been harasing me to help him figure out how to self publish. i told him basically i have no idea but here are some links you can check out. because i am not a fucking publisher. he literally was mad at me for not doing it for him.
ITS ALL POETRY ABOUT LOVE AND LOSING LOVE AND NONE OF IT IS ABOUT MY MOTHER WHO HE IS STILL MARRIED TO.
i literally dont think this could be a shittier thing.
i just dont.
just tell him to self publish it on something like lulu.com so he at least wastes less than most self publishing things and let him live his dumb life
or i dunno, maybe him and @Vanguard can release a book together
I like it, brief and punchy and I associate it with "Incoming [thing]".
My rule of thumb is that your nerdy shit is cool if it's original/obscure, but awful if it's like basic-bitch-nerd stuff.
Like having a Chrono Trigger theme ringtone and a Protoman text notification is cool; having a Zelda theme ringtone and a MGS text notification makes you basic.
seriously guys wat do i do?
why does he put me in this position?
oh yeah because he's a textbook narcissist.
35 year old photo on his self published poetry and all.
huh?
ITS ALL POETRY ABOUT LOVE AND LOSING LOVE AND NONE OF IT IS ABOUT MY MOTHER WHO HE IS STILL MARRIED TO.
WHAT.
Divorce?
i know right?
her ability to be in denial is incredible. simply incredible.
This is my ghost posting. Turns out there is a heaven and all dogs go there. It's like, really full of dogs. I know you might like dogs but its... really full. Of dogs. Consider living as long as you can.
Are they dogs who coasted on their get out of hell free cards or are they all Charlies who rejected the easy way and bootstrapped their way into paradise?
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
this tinder girl is so fucking awful at maintaining anything even resembling a conversation that I'd have betting luck trying to talk to the wall
seriously guys wat do i do?
why does he put me in this position?
oh yeah because he's a textbook narcissist.
35 year old photo on his self published poetry and all.
huh?
ITS ALL POETRY ABOUT LOVE AND LOSING LOVE AND NONE OF IT IS ABOUT MY MOTHER WHO HE IS STILL MARRIED TO.
WHAT.
Divorce?
i know right?
her ability to be in denial is incredible. simply incredible.
why is HE still married to her if he...obviously doesn't want to be married to her?
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my ringtone is the intro to a screamo song
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Apparently twitch autoplays?
Not if the plugin isn't supported. GG iPhone.
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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seriously guys wat do i do?
why does he put me in this position?
oh yeah because he's a textbook narcissist.
35 year old photo on his self published poetry and all.
huh?
@Deebaser
my dad sent me an email containing a photo of a proposed self published poetry book cover, the front and back.
"tell me if this book cover looks good enough for me to invest money in printing a book."
he has been writing terrible poetry and posting it on facebook and other poetry sites for the past 2 or 3 years. all these women who work under him tell him how good it is and how wonderful he is every time he posts it. because he has them all fooled about what kind of person he is, also because most of them probably are counting on him to get them additional work or promotions.
alternatively, family members all block his posts because of how awful it is and they know what kind of person he really is.
every time i'm in atl he forces me to listen to him read one of his new poems. he's been harasing me to help him figure out how to self publish. i told him basically i have no idea but here are some links you can check out. because i am not a fucking publisher. he literally was mad at me for not doing it for him.
ITS ALL POETRY ABOUT LOVE AND LOSING LOVE AND NONE OF IT IS ABOUT MY MOTHER WHO HE IS STILL MARRIED TO.
i literally dont think this could be a shittier thing.
i just dont.
just tell him to self publish it on something like lulu.com so he at least wastes less than most self publishing things and let him live his dumb life
or i dunno, maybe him and Vanguard can release a book together
i am going to bash my head against a wall
my mom literally calls me saying they're having trouble paying all the bills and then i get an email about self publishing a book
I like it, brief and punchy and I associate it with "Incoming [thing]".
My rule of thumb is that your nerdy shit is cool if it's original/obscure, but awful if it's like basic-bitch-nerd stuff.
Like having a Chrono Trigger theme ringtone and a Protoman text notification is cool; having a Zelda theme ringtone and a MGS text notification makes you basic.
I composed an MGS ringtone when I had a Nokia 3410
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ChelleYeahMrs. LudiousLiving it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered Userregular
seriously guys wat do i do?
why does he put me in this position?
oh yeah because he's a textbook narcissist.
35 year old photo on his self published poetry and all.
huh?
ITS ALL POETRY ABOUT LOVE AND LOSING LOVE AND NONE OF IT IS ABOUT MY MOTHER WHO HE IS STILL MARRIED TO.
WHAT.
Divorce?
i know right?
her ability to be in denial is incredible. simply incredible.
why is HE still married to her if he...obviously doesn't want to be married to her?
because she is a very useful servant to him.
she literally waits on him hand and foot. as a result he is at least 400 lbs.
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he had shoulder length hair and a very full beard. he hasn't had either in the 30 years since.
"I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."
ugh. im so sorry.
My reports LOVE my poetry. cringe.
I like it, brief and punchy and I associate it with "Incoming [thing]".
if lud gets a job in atl i have to live with this man until we get our house sold or whatever.
then i have to live in the same city as him.
Well, i own the music, so I use it...
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Edit: Now 90% less passive-agressive
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I care little but I was sick last year and unable to sleep so I watched it all, awkwardly trying to explain the rules and talk in all the commercials since the BBC doesn't have any.
Go seahawks, get fucking #rekt patriots
I listen!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't stand all
the shit that you do
WHAT.
Divorce?
or i dunno, maybe him and @Vanguard can release a book together
My rule of thumb is that your nerdy shit is cool if it's original/obscure, but awful if it's like basic-bitch-nerd stuff.
Like having a Chrono Trigger theme ringtone and a Protoman text notification is cool; having a Zelda theme ringtone and a MGS text notification makes you basic.
her ability to be in denial is incredible. simply incredible.
Are they dogs who coasted on their get out of hell free cards or are they all Charlies who rejected the easy way and bootstrapped their way into paradise?
If you like his writing you might wanna check out his run on Iron Fist
or his comic Sex Criminals about a couple who stop time by cumming
Can you have sex with the wall?
why is HE still married to her if he...obviously doesn't want to be married to her?
Not if the plugin isn't supported.
i am going to bash my head against a wall
my mom literally calls me saying they're having trouble paying all the bills and then i get an email about self publishing a book
the fuck?
thus the glory hole was born
trying would be less painful than trying to maintain a conversation with this girl
They had 2 clueless bbc presenters and a C-list ex-player to explain all the plays.
It was extra funny because the player clearly didnt realise how much air he'd have to fill, it was awkward.
They had little to no control over footage either.
I composed an MGS ringtone when I had a Nokia 3410
she literally waits on him hand and foot. as a result he is at least 400 lbs.
But
I don't...understand. Sweeter IS better.