I often find I get a sort of clumsy premonition, like I'll think "boy, it'd be super embarrassing to do an incredibly dumb thing with this available apparatus!" and then immediately go and do that rather than divert the course of inevitability.
Oops, I suffered a freak allergic reaction to some medication.
Oops, I hit a patch of ice on the road.
Oops, I got too old.
I frequently envision a stupid thing I could be about to do, then manage to do it despite giving myself a heads-up (sliced my thumb open with my own fingernail minutes before handing in my dissertation, after thinking "boy, it'd be really dumb if I injured myself opening this orange juice and ended up not being able to hand in my very important piece of work"). I think it's at least a good premise for a comedy sketch.
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Spirit of Death is seen hiring hitmen in dark alleys.
Final Destination: More Hands-On But Still Behind the Scenes Edition
but it doesn't matter which one you pick! they're good silly spy movies.
the spy who loved me? moonraker? never say never?
they're all good, the difference between them being who is playing Bond and the level of camp they go in. Like, Connery is going to be taking everything more seriously while Roger Moore basically reaches cartoon level
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Bonus for Casino Royale: Mads Mikkelson just being all Mads Mikkelson in it.
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Hellevators are are the Devil's domain.
Oops, I slipped in the shower.
Oops, I suffered a freak allergic reaction to some medication.
Oops, I hit a patch of ice on the road.
Oops, I got too old.
That highway pileup was Cuh-ray-zee
Starring Tony Shalhoub?
Remember that guy that got bisected by the lowering glass panel?
I frequently envision a stupid thing I could be about to do, then manage to do it despite giving myself a heads-up (sliced my thumb open with my own fingernail minutes before handing in my dissertation, after thinking "boy, it'd be really dumb if I injured myself opening this orange juice and ended up not being able to hand in my very important piece of work"). I think it's at least a good premise for a comedy sketch.
Final Destination: More Hands-On But Still Behind the Scenes Edition
I just burned my tongue! This soup is way too hot!
Agh! Brain freeze! Brian freeze!
My plane's gonna be delayed for another...five hours!?
I am not ashamed to admit I love this movie.
Steam
It's just so ridiculous. How can you not love it?
I know!
That glass house!
All those crazy ghosts collected like pokemon!
any of them
pick one
there is like, zero continuity
or goldeneye, or the sean connery ones, or moonraker.
i mean, there are silly james bond movies but the only truly terrible ones are the pierce brosnan ones after goldeneye.
Yeah but... there are like three billion of them.
Seriously just pick one
Casino Royale is a good first one
I'll lend you all three Craig Bonds if you come to Minnesota.
but it doesn't matter which one you pick! they're good silly spy movies.
the spy who loved me? moonraker? never say never?
they're all good, the difference between them being who is playing Bond and the level of camp they go in. Like, Connery is going to be taking everything more seriously while Roger Moore basically reaches cartoon level
is that a good one?
Craig Bond has been the pinnacle though.
yes
its also racist
well that's a shame.
Also whenever the topic of bond comes up my mom mentions that she had to see all the Moore ones because my grandma was into Roger Moore.
Later in life she really liked Chuck Norris though.
Casino Royale obviously
old bond is pretty racist
also, most movies from the 60's and 70s
I will watch Casino Royale.
The movie is racist.
The song isn't.
They're sort of my favorite slasher franchise
If only because of that Dokken video.
But actually because Robert Englund was really funny as Freddy.