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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mantidor wrote: »

    haha

    I guess the wii won at the end, with Snake changing sides and all :P

    That video is fan-fucking-tastic. Double spiked Xbox mace? Win.

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    SaniusSanius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I have a feeling Master Chief's face would be all generic tough-ass like someone out of Gears of War.
    master chief should be black. Old nigga got it bad cuz he's brown And not the other color so police think they have the authority to kill a minority

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    agoaj wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    When the Master Chief takes off his helmet, you'll all plainly see
    It's David Bowie.

    You heard it here first.

    That impossible. He's leading the guild of calamitous intent.
    Man he's David Bowie. He can do all that at once. This is the best theory yet.

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I still say Mcgyver

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lets theory fight Hobbes. Which is basically a knife fight.
    To the death.

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    SnorkSnork word Jamaica Plain, MARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That was the cheesiest and lamest video ever.


    Looks like it would have been really hard to make though, so yeah.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Lets theory fight Hobbes. Which is basically a knife fight.
    To the death.
    I'll get the guns.

    All I know is that MC is a Ginger. He has red hair, freckles, and is pale. So, a giant badass is part of my people. FUCKING AWESOME!

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I hope they take on the Persian empire next.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Cantido wrote: »
    I hope they take on the Persian empire next.
    The Covenant are Persia.

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    Doc HollidayDoc Holliday Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    Cantido wrote: »
    I hope they take on the Persian empire next.
    The Covenant are Persia.


    ... our plasma grenades will light up the sky?

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    :D you win.

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    PatboyXPatboyX Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    When the Master Chief takes off his helmet, you'll all plainly see
    It's David Bowie.

    You heard it here first.

    That explains why he makes everything Hunky Dorey.

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    FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    Cantido wrote: »
    I hope they take on the Persian empire next.
    The Covenant are Persia.


    ... our plasma grenades will light up the sky?

    Then we will fight in the...fight in the uh...pleasantly blue plasma emissions?

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    ZombieXZombieX Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wait, wait

    Master Chief is a robocop lizard.. How did I miss this thread

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    HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    PatboyX wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    When the Master Chief takes off his helmet, you'll all plainly see
    It's David Bowie.

    You heard it here first.

    That explains why he makes everything Hunky Dorey.

    What is hunky Dorey? And what is with the toothbrush sig? Do yo want me to brush my teeth? You could've been nicer about it...

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    JensenJensen Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    PatboyX wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    When the Master Chief takes off his helmet, you'll all plainly see
    It's David Bowie.

    You heard it here first.

    That explains why he makes everything Hunky Dorey.

    Outstanding.

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    HarshLanguageHarshLanguage Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    It actually had two scenes from the Matrix. First one was the one where they dive at eachother and lock arms and keep shooting and missing as they spin torwards the second was the one where Samus runs in a circle kicking everyone with Chiefs help. I think Neo did that, maybe with a staff, I dunno anymore.

    The twirl move is a classic of kung fu movies, it's definitely not just from the Matrix. I'm pretty sure the "guns to each others' heads" move is too, though obviously not with the bullet-time special effects. You guys do know that the Matrix wasn't entirely original either, right? :P

    Also, unless I missed it, the creator never said "Master Chief" was in it. In fact, I think that only shows up at the end when Chief is crossed out with "Chick" written over it.

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    mr_ekimmr_ekim Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    LockeCole wrote: »
    Yeah, I don't get what all the shitting on it is about. As far as choreography goes, aside from the derivative elements that we've seen a million times, there were a number of amazing original bits, and for the rest it was so well animated that I didn't really care. Anyway, it's not fucking Shawshank Redemption, it's just for fun. Who gives a shit? (Okay, lesbian thing sucked, but I just tuned it out and started writing this post. No one's making you watch it.)

    Apart from that, as others have mentioned, as a technical achievement it's astounding. I've made a minor hobby out of 3D animation for a long time, and can't even fathom how he accomplished so much plausible character animation, and with such good timing as well. Didn't the credits mention Poser or something? It just doesn't compute.

    That said, there are some conspicuous aspects of it. Typically when rendering something like that you're already talking a matter of many hours, so you may as well turn on all the bells and whistles (e.g. shadows) you know? The graphical detail was pretty weak in that respect. Then again, realistically modeling and texturing things can be ridiculously time-consuming (and remains mostly a complete mystery to me), and I would probably call that level of detail good if I were making something like that for fun.
    mr_ekim wrote: »
    You guys should check out Monty's other movies:

    An ole to MK, with some obvious references: http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=887

    And a original story, with not so original (but still badass) fight scenes: http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=31229

    Holy hell, everyone needs to watch these. I especially love how the first one borrows a move from Naruto, and makes it about 100x cooler than in said anime. But honestly, jaw-dropping technical achievements across the board.


    Ahaha... the MK one is great. The lesbians seem to be a recurring thing. Not that that's a bad thing ;)

    Who doesn't love hot lesbians? It's one of the beautiful things that make life worth living.

    Without reiterating too many points, I think that Monty has the right idea when it comes to fight choreography, he has a great sense of timing and keeps the flow going. His narrative needs some work, but I would love to see what kind of awesome he can produce with more resources in terms of better modeling (using something other than Poser, for instance) and rendering.

    All in all, this is the sort of stuff I want to see out of the Machinima community, someone who really knows the background material and can really put it to use.

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    polaris314polaris314 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007

    I love how the comments (at least on the first page, I couldn't make it past that) don't ever even talk about the video, it just immediately devolves into the same old dribble. O_o

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    Vicious_GSRVicious_GSR Dude Principality of ZeonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I just watched his other videos.

    Now see that is some good shit!

    Well done!

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    vhzodvhzod Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This thread is missing a picture of the Comic Book Guy. ITS NOT CANON!

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    Puny HumanPuny Human Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I object to this movie because the Halo and Metroid universes and characters are totally serious and should not be tarnished by such tawdry fanfic.
    NOTRLY

    That was, on a scale from one to awesome, totally awesome. If you didn't like it you fail at liking things.

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    MetalfootMetalfoot Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Puny Human wrote: »
    I object to this movie because the Halo and Metroid universes and characters are totally serious and should not be tarnished by such tawdry fanfic.
    NOTRLY

    That was, on a scale from one to awesome, totally awesome. If you didn't like it you fail at liking things.

    I like you.

    Lets be internet friends.

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    RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Metalfoot wrote: »
    Puny Human wrote: »
    I object to this movie because the Halo and Metroid universes and characters are totally serious and should not be tarnished by such tawdry fanfic.
    NOTRLY

    That was, on a scale from one to awesome, totally awesome. If you didn't like it you fail at liking things.

    I like you.

    Lets be internet friends.

    Ghey.

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    randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Puny Human wrote: »
    I object to this movie because the Halo and Metroid universes and characters are totally serious and should not be tarnished by such tawdry fanfic.
    NOTRLY

    That was, on a scale from one to awesome, totally awesome. If you didn't like it you fail at liking things.

    I agree although it was a little ridiculous at the end. I mean Samus is ok out side of the suit but kung fu fighting a hundred elites is a tad over the top.

    I thought it started off strong and seemed to go down hill once Samus lost her armor.

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    Puny HumanPuny Human Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I agree although it was completely ridiculous the entire time. I mean Samus is hot outside of the suit but kung fu fighting a hundred elites is frickin' sweet.

    I thought it was pure, unadulterated fanservice.
    Fix't

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    Puny HumanPuny Human Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Metalfoot wrote: »

    I like you.

    Lets be internet friends.

    Ghey.

    It's not ghey if at least one of you is pretending to be a hot chick.

    In powered armor.

    With laser swords and rocket launchers.

    Mmmm, lasers.

    Oh baby, your rocket exhaust makes me so hot...

    Wait, where was I going with this? Who are all you people?? Where are my pants???

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    hambonehambone Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So then, we're all in agreement that Master Chief is really a reptilian african-american robo-lesbian?

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    MetalfootMetalfoot Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Puny Human wrote: »
    Metalfoot wrote: »

    I like you.

    Lets be internet friends.

    Ghey.

    It's not ghey if at least one of you is pretending to be a hot chick.

    In powered armor.

    With laser swords and rocket launchers.

    Mmmm, lasers.

    Oh baby, your rocket exhaust makes me so hot...

    Wait, where was I going with this? Who are all you people?? Where are my pants???

    I don't know

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    SilverWindSilverWind Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh man, that was so awesome. <3 YAY FANSERVICE.
    I really enjoyed the campy lesbian plot. :P And the dance scene.

    I understand people not knowing about 458 and protesting because "MASTER CHIEF IS A GUY!!" but it's absolutely hilarious reading about people complaining that because 458 is a girl the crotch malfunction didn't make sense. Because, you know, arousal only happens to men.

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    leafleaf Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That and people all "wtf she knocked aside a rocket!" But, they haven't read the books, where that happens. Or other things...and we still don't know the fate of the other Spartans. I mean, I'm fucking dying to find out....and I don't even really care for the games, I just like the books :*


    Anyways, Master Chief handles like a 70's Cadillac in the games, but in the books he's a Nissan Skyline.

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    KainyKainy Pimpin' and righteous Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sometimes, random and campy amuse me.

    Sometimes, they annoy me.

    This was the latter.

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    There's anti-fuckery code in there now :) Sorry :)
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    StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    leaf wrote: »
    That and people all "wtf she knocked aside a rocket!" But, they haven't read the books, where that happens. Or other things...and we still don't know the fate of the other Spartans. I mean, I'm fucking dying to find out....and I don't even really care for the games, I just like the books :*


    Anyways, Master Chief handles like a 70's Cadillac in the games, but in the books he's a Nissan Skyline.

    AND SNAKE JUMPED ON A MISSILE!

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    DeVryGuyDeVryGuy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That was pretty good.

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    Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=921zTC69UR4&mode=user&search=

    By the same creators... fucking awesome...

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    HarshLanguageHarshLanguage Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=921zTC69UR4&mode=user&search=

    By the same creators... fucking awesome...

    Cool stuff, but it's not by the same guy.

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    VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    mantidor wrote: »

    haha

    I guess the wii won at the end, with Snake changing sides and all :P

    That video is fan-fucking-tastic. Double spiked Xbox mace? Win.

    My favorite part of that is MC's "Iiiiit's just me, boss."

    It was funny when G4 first aired it as part of their E3 coverage, and it's still funny now. :)

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    APZonerunnerAPZonerunner Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh my god if that's this guy's youtube profile he is a genius.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chnI2JGuv6w&mode=related&search=

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    SamphisSamphis Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The shield thing with the sniper rifle? That was cool.

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I've said it on other forums, but I thought that vid was bad. He ripped off too many sources, and the camerawork was way below amateur. that's just not how you film action sequences, good choreography or no.

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