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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i never drink alone

    all these bottles of liquor next to me have not changed in volume in a long time

    poo
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    90s had the best music videos

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    If Canada ate rad I will rampage all over their beavers.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    /puts on trap music

    /slays fools in Diablo III

    who is the fool

    any demon

    any undead

    anyone in my way

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow

    Britney sure was something in her prime. Was that a Titanic reference?

    It was a rather good one, yeah.

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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I never went back to Gravity's Rainbow. I really didn't enjoy how that book started.

    your drunken disengagement was p fascinating tho

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    and I don't enjoy drinking by myself.

    But you're not by yourself.

    The bottle is with you.

    Maybe if the bottle was shaped like a prostate massager.

    PM sent

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    If Canada ate rad I will rampage all over their beavers.

    what if canada ate butt

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    sarksus how is school going

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    and I don't enjoy drinking by myself.

    But you're not by yourself.

    The bottle is with you.

    Maybe if the bottle was shaped like a prostate massager.

    PM sent

    Wow, NO2 powered delivery straight to the colon!

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    90s had the best music videos

    That Brit Brit video was from 2009. :)

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    Shivahn wrote: »
    A frog hunts on land by vision. He escapes enemies mainly by seeing them. His eyes do not move, as do ours, to follow prey, attend suspicious events, or search for things of interest. If his body changes its position with respect to gravity or the whole visual world is rotated about him, then he shows compensatory eye movements. These movements enter his hunting and evading habits only, e.g., as he sits on a rocking lily pad. Thus his eyes are actively stabilized. He has no fovea, or region of greatest acuity in vision, upon which he must center a part of the image. He has only a single visual system, retina to colliculus, not a double one such as ours where the retina sends fibers not only to colliculus but to the lateral geniculate body which relays to cerebral cortex. Thus, we chose to work on the frog because of the uniformity of his retina, the normal lack of eye and head movements except for those which stabilize the retinal image, and the relative simplicity of the connection of his eye to his brain.

    Old timey papers were written like novels and it's weird.
    The epinephrine reached the adrenergic beta receptor. Propranolol stood in the middle of the span, leaning on the staff on it's left carbon ring, but on it's other ring OH gleamed, cold and white. It's enemy halted again, facing it, and the shadow about it reached out like two vast wings. It raised the whip, and the thongs whined and cracked. Fire came from its nostrils. But propranolol stood firm.

    'You cannot pass,' he said. The pronethalols stood still, and a dead silence fell. 'I am a servant of the Sympathetic Nervous System, wielder of the flame of Black. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Adrenal Glands. Go back to the Endocrine system! You cannot pass.'

    @Shivahn

    shryke on
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2015
    Orphane on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    and I don't enjoy drinking by myself.

    But you're not by yourself.

    The bottle is with you.

    Maybe if the bottle was shaped like a prostate massager.

    PM sent

    Wow, NO2 powered delivery straight to the colon!

    If it's nighttime, all the lights make you glow like an ET.

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    If Canada ate rad I will rampage all over their beavers.

    what if canada ate butt

    Then I'd probably hesitate to kiss anyone mid rampage.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow

    Britney sure was something in her prime. Was that a Titanic reference?

    I don't remember her being that... young

    But maybe that was because I only saw her in tabloids which age you like fifteen years

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    sarksus how is school going

    It's fine. Got two more semesters after this one. Kind of bored. Gotta think about internships this semester and I don't wanna.

    What are you doing in ColoRADo?

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    If Canada ate rad I will rampage all over their beavers.

    pussy cannibalism

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    GOD DAMMIT SHE'S STILL IN CANADA

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    90s had the best music videos

    That Brit Brit video was from 2009. :)

    I think they just uploaded it then, because the copyright is for 2000, which still counts as the 90s.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    WAIT NO SHE'S NOT

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    sarksus how is school going

    It's fine. Got two more semesters after this one. Kind of bored. Gotta think about internships this semester and I don't wanna.

    What are you doing in ColoRADo?

    tell him you're doing terrible, Chu. Or he'll ask to come stay with you so he can get set up in Colorado.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    GOD DAMMIT SHE'S STILL IN CANADA

    why is your lady in my country

    did she finally decide she wanted to trade up

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    also my last death was diving fiora at fountain because the greed so really i was 12/3

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    WAIT NO SHE'S NOT

    THIS IS A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    WAIT NO SHE'S NOT

    Where have the beavers taken her?

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    GOD DAMMIT SHE'S STILL IN CANADA

    why is your lady in my country

    did she finally decide she wanted to trade up

    Business trip.

    Though in a decade or so we'll see if our net worth is sufficient.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    And in another shocking episode of "why is my life so lame, why haven't I accomplished anything" the guy who played the cute astronaut in Brittney's video went on to become a trauma surgeon.

    You know, after his modeling career ended.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    90s had the best music videos

    That Brit Brit video was from 2009. :)

    I think they just uploaded it then, because the copyright is for 2000, which still counts as the 90s.

    Carry on then, you win by technicality. lol

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    shryke wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    A frog hunts on land by vision. He escapes enemies mainly by seeing them. His eyes do not move, as do ours, to follow prey, attend suspicious events, or search for things of interest. If his body changes its position with respect to gravity or the whole visual world is rotated about him, then he shows compensatory eye movements. These movements enter his hunting and evading habits only, e.g., as he sits on a rocking lily pad. Thus his eyes are actively stabilized. He has no fovea, or region of greatest acuity in vision, upon which he must center a part of the image. He has only a single visual system, retina to colliculus, not a double one such as ours where the retina sends fibers not only to colliculus but to the lateral geniculate body which relays to cerebral cortex. Thus, we chose to work on the frog because of the uniformity of his retina, the normal lack of eye and head movements except for those which stabilize the retinal image, and the relative simplicity of the connection of his eye to his brain.

    Old timey papers were written like novels and it's weird.
    The epinephrine reached the adrenergic beta receptor. Propranolol stood in the middle of the span, leaning on the staff on it's left carbon ring, but on it's other ring OH gleamed, cold and white. It's enemy halted again, facing it, and the shadow about it reached out like two vast wings. It raised the whip, and the thongs whined and cracked. Fire came from its nostrils. But propranolol stood firm.

    'You cannot pass,' he said. The pronethalols stood still, and a dead silence fell. 'I am a servant of the Sympathetic Nervous System, wielder of the flame of Black. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Adrenal Glands. Go back to the Endocrine system! You cannot pass.'

    Shivahn

    Ahahaha fabulous

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    i never drink alone

    all these bottles of liquor next to me have not changed in volume in a long time

    YES ME TOO NEVER

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited September 2015
    Three of my professors this semester have accents and I mostly don't have a problem understanding them but they definitely have trouble sometimes expressing themselves sometimes and it's a huge pain overhearing teenagers bitching about it.

    I hate these kids.

    Also I'm working a temp position that ends tomorrow at the campus bookstore and like 80% of the kids who come in had their books ordered by their parents. Like, what, how are you going to survive outside of your mom's womb you lazy buttheads.

    Sarksus on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    *sweats*

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow

    Britney sure was something in her prime. Was that a Titanic reference?

    I don't remember her being that... young

    But maybe that was because I only saw her in tabloids which age you like fifteen years

    also i was 12 or 13 when that video came out so
    from that perspective... ?

    poo
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I'm gonna move to Denver/Portland after I graduate and grow weed and live in a passive house and ride a bicycle.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Three of my professors this semester have accents and I mostly don't have a problem understanding them but they definitely have trouble sometimes expressing themselves sometimes and it's a huge pain overhearing teenagers bitching about it.

    I hate these kids.

    Also I'm working a temp position that ends tomorrow at the campus bookstore and like 80% of the kids who come in had their books ordered by their parents. Like, what, how are you going to survive outside of your mom's womb you lazy buttheads.

    you still doing comp sci?

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    holy shit you guys

    aren't linking the best brit video

    of all time

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU

    Runner up

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzybwwf2HoQ

    So It Goes on
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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    GOD DAMMIT SHE'S STILL IN CANADA

    why is your lady in my country

    did she finally decide she wanted to trade up

    For a second I thought he meant Britney and wondered what she's doing in Canada.

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