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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i've consumed alcohol one time in 12 months i think
    I've consumed alcohal 12 times in 1 month.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    If Scream the tv series teaches us anything. It's that teenagers are ridiculously easy to murder.

    They are when they're played by real old, painfully obvious actors.

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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Aww I didn't notice that Emerson is also being a giggly happy babb in the background

    she is the happiest lil punkin

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i've consumed alcohol one time in 12 months i think
    I've consumed alcohal 12 times in 1 month.

    and its only Sept 3rd!

    off to a good start

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i've consumed alcohol one time in 12 months i think

    yeah but Chu you are a saint so

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    whiskey, or how i learned to stop worrying and tolerate adulthood

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    If Scream the tv series teaches us anything. It's that teenagers are ridiculously easy to murder.

    this post is going to be entered into evidence one day isn't it
    I'll have @spacekungfuman exclude it.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i've consumed alcohol one time in 12 months i think
    I've consumed alcohal 12 times in 1 month.

    and its only Sept 3rd!

    off to a good start
    I'm not quite at that level of alcoholism I meant last 31 days

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    OMG @ARCH I FOUND IT

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N3Hjx0wOJs

    If you ever want to read something outside of your discipline, this makes more sense if you read the paper "What the frog's eye tells the frog's brain"

    Also @everyone this is what it actually would look like if you had vision that only worked on moving targets

    Too bad about amphibians though. :-\

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    If Scream the tv series teaches us anything. It's that teenagers are ridiculously easy to murder.

    this post is going to be entered into evidence one day isn't it
    I'll have @spacekungfuman exclude it.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQpaoLpKrMg

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i've consumed alcohol one time in 12 months i think

    this is a per day average or

    i have betrayed you, big brother

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I've consumed 12 months of alcohol in 1.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I too

    do not drink alcohol

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i've consumed alcohol one time in 12 months i think

    yeah but Chu you are a saint so

    what the

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I've had one drink.

    Today.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    I am 12% alcohol by 1 volume

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I feel like our corrupting influence on Chu is fading

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i've consumed alcohol one time in 12 months i think

    this is a per day average or

    i have betrayed you, big brother

    at least tell me you're taking advantage of being in Colorado

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    Mr KhanMr Khan Not Everyone WAHHHRegistered User regular
    I made some Comcast sales rep's day today. They gave me a call about an offer, and i actually took it. I recently dropped my (shared three ways with roommates) bill to $69/mo from $79 for internet only, and they offered me $69.99/mo for a year (plus taxes which the guy said would come out to about $73), with their basic digital cable package and they boost us to the 75 Mbps, and give us HBO Go and some sort of internet streaming movie service with that. Rate locked for a year, which is sort of cynical since i'll definitely be gone by then (possibly be gone by January, as i graduate before Christmas and could get a job out of town), and then it becomes somebody else's problem.

    I figured the roommates wouldn't care, since it's $5/mo extra for 1.5 to 3x internet speed (not sure if we were 25 or 50), and HBO Go which is an awesome service from what i've heard. And if i can swing getting the hookup in my room, i can finally get cable TV back, which i haven't had since i left my parents' place at the end of 2013 (and miss badly).

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I was gonna try to come up with an amusing way to explain why I haven't had any alcohol but I failed due to the reality that I hate all of the people at my college and have no desire to talk to them and I don't enjoy drinking by myself.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    OMG ARCH I FOUND IT

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N3Hjx0wOJs

    If you ever want to read something outside of your discipline, this makes more sense if you read the paper "What the frog's eye tells the frog's brain"

    Also everyone this is what it actually would look like if you had vision that only worked on moving targets

    Too bad about amphibians though. :-\

    Omg god damn ittt ;-;

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I was gonna try to come up with an amusing way to explain why I haven't had any alcohol but I failed due to the reality that I hate all of the people at my college and have no desire to talk to them and I don't enjoy drinking by myself.

    and you don't hang out with cool drunk NY people anymore!

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    dammit Sarks I want to do that podcast

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i've consumed alcohol one time in 12 months i think

    this is a per day average or

    i have betrayed you, big brother

    at least tell me you're taking advantage of being in Colorado

    nah dogg gotta be sharp in case someone's trying to pass off the more expensive bosc pears as anjou

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    I am 12% alcohol by 1 volume

    my volume goes to 12 when i have alcohol

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    man i am like

    i wanted to not drink this week at all and yet i drank

    but obv entirely because of social reasons and not much though but still

    poo
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    dammit Sarks I want to do that podcast

    Which one.

    Where I drink and read Pynchon?

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Mr Khan wrote: »
    I made some Comcast sales rep's day today. They gave me a call about an offer, and i actually took it. I recently dropped my (shared three ways with roommates) bill to $69/mo from $79 for internet only, and they offered me $69.99/mo for a year (plus taxes which the guy said would come out to about $73), with their basic digital cable package and they boost us to the 75 Mbps, and give us HBO Go and some sort of internet streaming movie service with that. Rate locked for a year, which is sort of cynical since i'll definitely be gone by then (possibly be gone by January, as i graduate before Christmas and could get a job out of town), and then it becomes somebody else's problem.

    I figured the roommates wouldn't care, since it's $5/mo extra for 1.5 to 3x internet speed (not sure if we were 25 or 50), and HBO Go which is an awesome service from what i've heard. And if i can swing getting the hookup in my room, i can finally get cable TV back, which i haven't had since i left my parents' place at the end of 2013 (and miss badly).

    Hold up

    $70/month for INTERNET ONLY??

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Hanging out outside the airport.

    I have no idea if rad is arriving yet or not. Her flights got all janked up but she never updated me.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    and I don't enjoy drinking by myself.

    But you're not by yourself.

    The bottle is with you.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    dammit Sarks I want to do that podcast

    Which one.

    Where I drink and read Pynchon?

    YES

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    and I don't enjoy drinking by myself.

    But you're not by yourself.

    The bottle is with you.

    Maybe if the bottle was shaped like a prostate massager.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    i cannot escape it

    at least the alcohol i drank this week was all free
    and by this week i mean since monday cuz i drank with money on sat and sun

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    /puts on trap music

    /slays fools in Diablo III

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    when you're alone is the best time to drink

    there's nobody to laugh at you for trying not to fall off the floor

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    /puts on trap music

    /slays fools in Diablo III

    who is the fool

    poo
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    dammit Sarks I want to do that podcast

    Which one.

    Where I drink and read Pynchon?

    I'd listen to this

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I never went back to Gravity's Rainbow. I really didn't enjoy how that book started.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow

    Britney sure was something in her prime. Was that a Titanic reference?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    dammit Sarks I want to do that podcast

    Which one.

    Where I drink and read Pynchon?

    I'd listen to this

    after two or three manhattans he decided reading it aloud would be fun.

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