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SEGA finding new ways to disappoint us in 2024

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    Hyper Tails had henchbirds to kill everything around him.

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    Hyper Tails had henchbirds to kill everything around him.

    No that's Super Tails, there is no Hyper Tails. This is very important.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    How to make a good 3D sonic game

    -make F-Zero GX 2
    -change the car into Sonic
    -add a jump button
    -break up the races with cutscenes that furries can whack it to even though on their face they are perfectly innocent

    How to make a good 3D sonic game:

    Make it 2D but with 3D graphic engine that can handle fast speeds and wall jumps.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    agoaj wrote: »
    Hyper Tails had henchbirds to kill everything around him.

    No that's Super Tails, there is no Hyper Tails. This is very important.

    I thought it was Turbo Tails? It was either Turbo or Hyper, it was not Super.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Colors (console), and Lost World didn't do the Super Sonic finale. Haven't played Generations.

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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    Ah, you're right! I misremembered because when I was a kid I used the code in Sonic 2 to make Tails achieve Super Tails, so now I associate glowing Tails + birds as Hyper because Sonic's name got the upgrade.

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Yeah, the only official Super Tails was from Sonic 3 and Knuckles.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    or that one archie comic where he got super muscley and it was the most horrifying thing

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    TDot....

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    HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    sonic has his wrestling career to fall back on

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vU-Xpxi3kw

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    LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    Enlong wrote: »
    Colors (console), and Lost World didn't do the Super Sonic finale. Haven't played Generations.

    Generations does it, yes. It's horrible, except on 3DS, strangely enough.

    BUT, once you beat that, you can equip the ability to go Super in the rest of the stages, so it's kinda win-win, except you still have to face that horrible boss to do it.

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    FP2's new lead artist still doing stuff

    spoilering because a lot of you probably aren't interested


    I think Milla's new look is the most improved one. Her old outfit straight-up didn't make sense, either in the sprite or in the official artwork. It was like a leotard and a... cape? With straps at the corners that attached to her knees? Or like... half of a Snuggie? Anyway, yeah, love the new Milla.



    Lilac's new look has taken some getting used to, but it's really grown on me. She at least looks more like a dragon and less like a slightly altered hedgehog. The inexplicable blue things on the sides of her head are now more detailed and less exlplicable. The robe thing is a step up from... whatever she was wearing before. A tank top and shorts, but with a big belt? Or another leotard? Not sure.



    Cory's a new character. Nothing to add except she looks badass.

    Carol's the character that's changed the least, but the newer, more detailed art style makes her exposed midriff suddenly seem kind of weird. On the upswing, a lot of her new look emphasizes that she's supposed to be the tough one. Bonus points for cat ears on the helmet.
    I haven't seen any of the artwork but I had figured from the sprite that milla was supposed to be like, wearing a hobo jacket
    kinda disappointed that's not what they're going with

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Yukira wrote: »
    TDot....
    The people have to see it. Future generations must know lest they allow history to repeat itself.

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited January 2016
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    agoaj on
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Is that the megaman boss hiding under there?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    watched this again, for reasons

    https://youtu.be/1XDO7TT-F4o

    I've gotten way too excited about a game that's not coming out for like two years

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    The Sonic adventure era ended in the middle of the cell saga but if it had gone a little further there would have been super sonic 2

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Is that the megaman boss hiding under there?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFtZ0SbWTrg

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Yukira wrote: »
    TDot....
    The people have to see it. Future generations must know lest they allow history to repeat itself.

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    Ah yes, the Dark Times of Archie Sonic before Ian Flynn righted the ship.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    I would read Buff Tails comix

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Ahahahahaha!

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    is v.v. supposed to be a face or is there an actually character in sonic named v.v.?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    very very

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    very very big the cat

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    LBD_NytetraynLBD_Nytetrayn TorontoRegistered User regular
    Psst, Houk -- it's supposed to be "Nipples the Enchilada." =)

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    i don't like enchiladas

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    With moral failing like that, no wonder you weren't hired.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    they just can't handle my pro-pizza, pro-salami platform

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Houk wrote: »
    they just can't handle my pro-pizza, pro-salami platform

    Because all you are missing is paprika the one difference between pepperoni and salami

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular


    [begins to hum the Skies of Arcadia Battle Music]

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    LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    F2P Sonic Endless Runner for mobile.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    New Forgotten Worlds game.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Lasbrook wrote: »
    F2P Sonic Endless Runner for mobile.

    they've already made two of those

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    LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Lasbrook wrote: »
    F2P Sonic Endless Runner for mobile.

    they've already made two of those

    I should have known my joke answer wasn't cynical enough.

    Looking at a list of their franchises i'm instead gonna go for the safe bet, it's a Total War or Yakuza game.

    Total War: Yakuza

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    Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    Lasbrook wrote: »
    Lasbrook wrote: »
    F2P Sonic Endless Runner for mobile.

    they've already made two of those

    I should have known my joke answer wasn't cynical enough.

    Looking at a list of their franchises i'm instead gonna go for the safe bet, it's a Total War or Yakuza game.

    Total War: Yakuza

    I doubt it'll be Yakuza. Yakuza 6 is already in development, 0 has been out for a bit and is confirmed for localization and I don't think it's been long enough for another Kenzan/Isshin type game.

    Total War's probably doable, though. I have no idea how long it's been since the last one.

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Total War: Attila: 17 February 2015.

    Total War: Warhammer was announced in April 2015.

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