So am I, but so far it hasn’t led me to challenge any CEOs to a fight.
Perhaps that’s a personal failing.
You should!
In corporate law, if you defeat and kill a CEO in an unarmed cage match, it's called a "hostile takeover" and you get their job and pay!
I am definitely angry enough to kill a CEO with my bare hands after the last decade of bullshit.
I should target something like Nestle, fix water rights and sugar levels in food.
I was gonna gee you up, considering that most CEOs aren't exactly in fighting shape, but then I looked up who Nestle's global CEO is, and that fucker has the crazy eyes:
Golden Axed and Streets of Kamurocho were the only ones I could get to work on my PC, though. Armor of Heroes wouldn't start, and Endless Zone crashes after the title screen, even when I set all the settings in the options to their lowest.
What I did play was fun, though..
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
what the actual fuck
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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augustwhere you come from is goneRegistered Userregular
Kids today... you've all forgotten the meaning of Console War.
You think it's all about who can maintain FPS, or who gets the exclusive titles, or who can push the most polygons in your retro arcade style rogue-likes while enabling massive multiplayer online connectivity in a scalable environment with world wide leaderboards and "cheevos"?
I was there. I was in the trenches.
Laboriously drawing shitty console mascot fan art where they disembowel the mascots of other consoles until 3am in the morning in the hopes that it would be published by some shitty console focused magazine that was a barely disguised 7 dollar advertisement for their console and games that might never come out.
I still wake up at night, hearing the screams of the pencil sharpener as I tried to get that perfect point on ol' #2. The shitty console mascot needed my best, and by god, they were going to get it.
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Kids today... you've all forgotten the meaning of Console War.
You think it's all about who can maintain FPS, or who gets the exclusive titles, or who can push the most polygons in your retro arcade style rogue-likes while enabling massive multiplayer online connectivity in a scalable environment with world wide leaderboards and "cheevos"?
I was there. I was in the trenches.
Laboriously drawing shitty console mascot fan art where they disembowel the mascots of other consoles until 3am in the morning in the hopes that it would be published by some shitty console focused magazine that was a barely disguised 7 dollar advertisement for their console and games that might never come out.
I still wake up at night, hearing the screams of the pencil sharpener as I tried to get that perfect point on ol' #2. The shitty console mascot needed my best, and by god, they were going to get it.
“So according to our background check, you were fired from your last job. Can you explain this to me?”
“I uh....let the magazine print a photo of, er, a character wearing a, how do I put this...”
“Hey now, no need to cover for yourself here. Welcome to the Conservative Party!”
Arcade1up has a new seated Outrun cabinet, comes with Outrun, Outrunners, Power Drift, and Turbo Outrun. $500, stands about 4 feet tall. They show a standup version in the trailer, I assume you can fold up the seat and play it that way
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Arcade1up has a new seated Outrun cabinet, comes with Outrun, Outrunners, Power Drift, and Turbo Outrun. $500, stands about 4 feet tall. They show a standup version in the trailer, I assume you can fold up the seat and play it that way
All it needed was Outrun 2 and they'd have a stew going.
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BeastehTHAT WOULD NOTKILL DRACULARegistered Userregular
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It's happeniiiiiing
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I watched that Sonic movie last night. It was fairly entertaining and would have been an absolute nightmare with the old design.
shows up at the end I was already on board for the next one, I'm a total mark for Sonic nostalgia.
After my excitement died down a little bit afterward I started wondering what that character would have looked like before the redesign and dear god it would have been bad.
Rick Whitehouse of the Video Game Historical Foundation has managed to put together an emulated version of the unreleased Sega VR system, a VR headset and motion tracking kit meant for the Genesis in 1994 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gxewa9C4Yc
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You think I’m fighting fair against a CEO? Parent-kidnapping calls for contingency plan G, “detonate micro explosives wired to his nutsack”.
Golden Axed and Streets of Kamurocho were the only ones I could get to work on my PC, though. Armor of Heroes wouldn't start, and Endless Zone crashes after the title screen, even when I set all the settings in the options to their lowest.
What I did play was fun, though..
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Fucking
Shit
Sonic's left arm does look really weird.
You think it's all about who can maintain FPS, or who gets the exclusive titles, or who can push the most polygons in your retro arcade style rogue-likes while enabling massive multiplayer online connectivity in a scalable environment with world wide leaderboards and "cheevos"?
I was there. I was in the trenches.
Laboriously drawing shitty console mascot fan art where they disembowel the mascots of other consoles until 3am in the morning in the hopes that it would be published by some shitty console focused magazine that was a barely disguised 7 dollar advertisement for their console and games that might never come out.
I still wake up at night, hearing the screams of the pencil sharpener as I tried to get that perfect point on ol' #2. The shitty console mascot needed my best, and by god, they were going to get it.
Probably either dead or masturbating frenetically to Boris Johnson press releases.
I take it you missed the armband on that Sonic?
“I uh....let the magazine print a photo of, er, a character wearing a, how do I put this...”
“Hey now, no need to cover for yourself here. Welcome to the Conservative Party!”
Like Mega Man Legends? Then check out my story, Legends of the Halcyon Era - An Adventure in the World of Mega Man Legends on TMMN and AO3!
https://arcade1up.com/collections/available-direct-from-arcade1up/products/outrun™-seated-arcade-cabinet
Arcade1up has a new seated Outrun cabinet, comes with Outrun, Outrunners, Power Drift, and Turbo Outrun. $500, stands about 4 feet tall. They show a standup version in the trailer, I assume you can fold up the seat and play it that way
All it needed was Outrun 2 and they'd have a stew going.
It's happeniiiiiing
After my excitement died down a little bit afterward I started wondering what that character would have looked like before the redesign and dear god it would have been bad.
what is happening? who dey
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No that was a " Mania isnt a core sonic game" title from Sonic Team a dev studio that should no longer exist
The working title was Sonic Mania 2: Sonic's Island
https://gamehistory.org/segavr/
It's a soundbyte from (the super underrated) Panic!.