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[sysadmin] I don't even work at your job and I'm already sick of your job.
Al always, we are here to administer your systems :winky:
Through the backdoor if we have to.
Don't forget to use a Trojan
as long as it isn't a man in the middle attack.
no way, I went through a lot of effort to get networking running, we're gonna have more than two users!
Aioua on
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
This is a story about Level 3 and Valve which I find fascinating. tl:dr; Level 3 just upgraded their interconnect to Valve to 100gbps to better handle the 400-500 petabytes of data that goes in and out of steam every month.
I fortunately don't have to write the Java :rotate: myself, but the box I work on has to connect with my company's management software, which is all Java. I got the primary one to switch to BouncyCastle, but the other big one won't do it (or upgrade to JDK 8).
Me: Okay [DEV TEAM] I'm now setting your shares on \\devfileserver to read-only, then I will be performing a final sync over to the new DFS shares at \\domain\devteam. Once that's done I will set the new shares to read-write and update this thread.
Dev: I can't write to the team share.
...
Me: Yes I'm still copying data once that's done you'll have access on \\domain\devteam
Dev: Ok can you update the thread when that happens?
Me: (grinds teeth) Yes I will be updating the thread.
(This guy's title is Senior Software Engineering Lead he makes well over 6 figures and can't read a god-damn two sentence email)
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I mean I'm no frogrammer but I don't get the impression that there's much of headache in supporting older procs. AMD64 is AMD64, right?
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Me: Okay [DEV TEAM] I'm now setting your shares on \\devfileserver to read-only, then I will be performing a final sync over to the new DFS shares at \\domain\devteam. Once that's done I will set the new shares to read-write and update this thread.
Dev: I can't write to the team share.
...
Me: Yes I'm still copying data once that's done you'll have access on \\domain\devteam
Dev: Ok can you update the thread when that happens?
Me: (grinds teeth) Yes I will be updating the thread.
(This guy's title is Senior Software Engineering Lead he makes well over 6 figures and can't read a god-damn two sentence email)
People like this are why I double-space after every sentence in my emails. They're not fucking capable of reading.
I fortunately don't have to write the Java :rotate: myself, but the box I work on has to connect with my company's management software, which is all Java. I got the primary one to switch to BouncyCastle, but the other big one won't do it (or upgrade to JDK 8).
Wait, this notice is a real thing? It immediately registers in my mind as a shitty malware click-bait prompt, partly due to the god-awful GUI but mostly because of the phrase "unlimited strength policy files". That is not terminology I would ever expect to come across outside a TV show's sad attempt to incorporate real tech in dialogue.
Why the hell would you ever have a policy-based upper limit on crypo bit strength? What conceivable use case does that cover?
I fortunately don't have to write the Java :rotate: myself, but the box I work on has to connect with my company's management software, which is all Java. I got the primary one to switch to BouncyCastle, but the other big one won't do it (or upgrade to JDK 8).
Wait, this notice is a real thing? It immediately registers in my mind as a shitty malware click-bait prompt, partly due to the god-awful GUI but mostly because of the phrase "unlimited strength policy files". That is not terminology I would ever expect to come across outside a TV show's sad attempt to incorporate real tech in dialogue.
Why the hell would you ever have a policy-based upper limit on crypo bit strength? What conceivable use case does that cover?
Java :rotate:
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KakodaimonosCode fondlerHelping the 1% get richerRegistered Userregular
US restricted export of encryption methodologies outside of the US. Only 'good' nations could/can get them. Libya was a prime example of one of those restricted countries.
This was Sun's method of enforcing it and removing their culpability in violating US export restrictions.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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OrthancDeath Lite, Only 1 CalorieOff the end of the internet, just turn left.Registered User, ClubPAregular
US restricted export of encryption methodologies outside of the US. Only 'good' nations could/can get them. Libya was a prime example of one of those restricted countries.
This was Sun's method of enforcing it and removing their culpability in violating US export restrictions.
It was worse than that, it wasn't just "good nations can use" it was "to ship these bits to someone outside of the US you need an end user certificate", you know, cause crypto is a weapon and all.
As to why it's still around, my guess would be organisational momentum.
I mean I'm no frogrammer but I don't get the impression that there's much of headache in supporting older procs. AMD64 is AMD64, right?
As an operating system? Probably just overhead.
Patching is annoying across multiple systems, the code should be relatively identical since they're all built on the NT kernel.
Yeah, this is about reducing testing and code overhead. There's probably some compatibility techniques they're using on older versions. Part of the drive to move to "latest version support only" to prevent the massive headaches of the past and give businesses (and especially the enterprise) a kick in the pants to keep their stuff updated.
How it ended up in Java 7 is probably organizational momentum. Or they didn't want to use any resources to re-write the JCE. But BouncyCastle is way better anyway, they should have just made it the default.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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PM me the old OP so I can put the links up you had.
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If nothing else it was nice to be contacted by a real person
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Through the backdoor if we have to.
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Using bash?
as long as it isn't a man in the middle attack.
no way, I went through a lot of effort to get networking running, we're gonna have more than two users!
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Just don't get a worm.
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Microsoft expands Get Windows 10 program to domains, publishes opt-out instructions
http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2016/01/valve-deploys-100gbps-internet-ports-to-handle-75-traffic-growth/
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Fixed.
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It's pretty much the only digital distrobuter of video games.
Now if only they'd do movies too.
Java :rotate:
Oh man, this shit makes me so mad.
Did you know that (unless you replace the stock JCE with BouncyCastle) JDK 6 & 7 will only do crypto up to 1024-bits, even with the "unlimited" policy file? This isn't a big problem for most people, unless you want to use DH key-exchange parameters that haven't been hacked by the NSA for SSH, IPSec, etc.
I fortunately don't have to write the Java :rotate: myself, but the box I work on has to connect with my company's management software, which is all Java. I got the primary one to switch to BouncyCastle, but the other big one won't do it (or upgrade to JDK 8).
Dev: I can't write to the team share.
...
Me: Yes I'm still copying data once that's done you'll have access on \\domain\devteam
Dev: Ok can you update the thread when that happens?
Me: (grinds teeth) Yes I will be updating the thread.
(This guy's title is Senior Software Engineering Lead he makes well over 6 figures and can't read a god-damn two sentence email)
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Including Skylake?
If you're using a newer CPU, you have to be using windows 10 to get microsoft support as a business user. Stop using Windows 8 you chucklefucks.
I guess.
I dunno.
I mean I'm no frogrammer but I don't get the impression that there's much of headache in supporting older procs. AMD64 is AMD64, right?
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
People like this are why I double-space after every sentence in my emails. They're not fucking capable of reading.
As an operating system? Probably just overhead.
Patching is annoying across multiple systems, the code should be relatively identical since they're all built on the NT kernel.
Wait, this notice is a real thing? It immediately registers in my mind as a shitty malware click-bait prompt, partly due to the god-awful GUI but mostly because of the phrase "unlimited strength policy files". That is not terminology I would ever expect to come across outside a TV show's sad attempt to incorporate real tech in dialogue.
Why the hell would you ever have a policy-based upper limit on crypo bit strength? What conceivable use case does that cover?
Java :rotate:
Mind explaining more?
<--- n00b
US restricted export of encryption methodologies outside of the US. Only 'good' nations could/can get them. Libya was a prime example of one of those restricted countries.
This was Sun's method of enforcing it and removing their culpability in violating US export restrictions.
It was worse than that, it wasn't just "good nations can use" it was "to ship these bits to someone outside of the US you need an end user certificate", you know, cause crypto is a weapon and all.
As to why it's still around, my guess would be organisational momentum.
Yeah, this is about reducing testing and code overhead. There's probably some compatibility techniques they're using on older versions. Part of the drive to move to "latest version support only" to prevent the massive headaches of the past and give businesses (and especially the enterprise) a kick in the pants to keep their stuff updated.
How it ended up in Java 7 is probably organizational momentum. Or they didn't want to use any resources to re-write the JCE. But BouncyCastle is way better anyway, they should have just made it the default.
They want a second detailed breakdown of my work as a more in depth resume but I'm being moved to the second phone interview once they get that.
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fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
My Fetwgrkifg adapter is malfunctioning. Is this Ngrmad?
Ng.
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