In his house at R’lyeh, great Cthulhu lies dreaming... of her.
What would you do if you discovered you were the only one in the world with the hidden power to keep it from utter annihilation? What if you had no idea what that power might even be?
Andromeda Slate, the self-proclaimed most ordinary girl in America, can’t figure out why the gorgeous but mysterious new boy at high school seems to hate her so much. It couldn't have anything to do with the strange dream she had the night before he first showed up in class, could it? The dream where the very same boy rescued her from a giant, green, tentacled sea monster?
And it couldn’t have anything to do with that time she read aloud from that ancient tome of eldritch magic, the Necronomicon... could it?
Andi Slate never imagined she’d find herself in a situation where somehow she was the key to saving the world.
Her life is about to get a whole lot less ordinary.
Is that good?
Cursory research shows it's written by Lindsay Ellis...
So it's a parody, right?
Yes it's a parody
The fun is in questioning that before you find out for certain
buh...
so just doing a wikipedia search for the author spoiled the book.
I would like to know who the first person was to look at some haggis and go "that looks -delicious-"
I've never been entirely sure what haggis actually is, so I looked it up.
Haggis is a savoury pudding containing sheep's pluck; minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, traditionally encased in the animal's stomach though now often in an artificial casing instead
Oh fuck THAT! It has OATMEAL in it? Fucking gross.
That would be pretty good, I think the boiled part of it is really where some improvement could be made, deep frying things always make it better. Of course if you deep fried a shirt I'd probably scarf it down.
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I would invest some money in the Kanye Emoticon Autocorrect R&D just to see how the hell it would even work.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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Would anyone care for some phlegm? It is organic and free-range.
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*stares at the haggis and starts to sweat*
Shit.
buh...
so just doing a wikipedia search for the author spoiled the book.
That sucks...
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Calling it a power bowl is super silly, but they are just healthy lunches.
Probably not as hilarious as salad though.
We are waiting.
nnngh....
Look everyone, a distraction!
I've never been entirely sure what haggis actually is, so I looked it up.
Oh fuck THAT! It has OATMEAL in it? Fucking gross.
That is only sensible.
It's no Menudo but it's still pretty good.
I had some deep fried haggis, and it was tasty.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
wait is this a real life No True Scotsman
Well
As long as it's organic
sinking the navy would be one thing, stealing most of it to incorporate in the British navy was way worse
*shakes fist at Nelson*
this is copyright infringement or something pls desist
http://copenhagensuborbitals.com/
Stealing? No, no , no. We borrowed it, and then maybe we forgot to return it a little bit.
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actually the organs in general sort of make me squek
This was the first meaning of the verb 'copenhagenize'
the other newer one is 'to make your city more bike-friendly', eg. http://www.wired.com/2016/02/copenhagens-new-traffic-lights-recognize-and-favor-cyclists/