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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I had a cousin who lived with me for most of my young life.

    And he watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back every single day for three months.

    While this shouldn't sound like a relief, his previous movie to do this with was Freddy Got Fingered.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Al Ewing is easily the best writer at Marvel right now and needs to write comics for them foreeeeveeeer

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Al Ewing is easily the best writer at Marvel right now and needs to write comics for them foreeeeveeeer

    Al Ewing Signs Exclusive Contract With DC To Write "Dark" Joker Solo Series

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  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    When discussing with a friend earlier, they asked how much do kids now a days really know about Batman & Superman. The DCAU was over before they were born, and comics and the animated DTV movies are kind of niche overall.

    Is there really anything other than the Dark Knight Trilogy and Man of Steel to inform today's kids about these characters, beyond general cultural osmosis? (though even Batman Begins is over ten years old)

    Obviously a small sample size, but I know my nieces and nephews have only ever talked about the Avengers (or, much more commonly) the Transformers and the Ninja Turtles, with a little bit of Power Rangers on occasion (I assume because those are shows that they are actually seeing).

    Granted, this new film probably did not have kids in mind when it was being made.

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    I had a cousin who lived with me for most of my young life.

    And he watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back every single day for three months.

    While this shouldn't sound like a relief, his previous movie to do this with was Freddy Got Fingered.

    gustav would you like some sausage

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Al Ewing is easily the best writer at Marvel right now and needs to write comics for them foreeeeveeeer

    Al Ewing Signs Exclusive Contract With DC To Write "Dark" Joker Solo Series
    I would read it

    That is how good Al Ewing is

    He made a comic that is a tie in to a mobile phone fighting game a must read

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Well that religion bill in Georgia has no hope in hell of passing now.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • THESPOOKYTHESPOOKY papa! Registered User regular
    I have to believe that bill never had/doesn't have a chance of being signed by Nathan Deal, he has such a boner for painting Georgia as business-friendly and this bill would cut the fucking legs out from under this state's economy

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    I had a cousin who lived with me for most of my young life.

    And he watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back every single day for three months.

    While this shouldn't sound like a relief, his previous movie to do this with was Freddy Got Fingered.

    gustav would you like some sausage

    I see that scene every time I close my eyes. It is my burden to bare.

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  • El FantasticoEl Fantastico Toronto, ONRegistered User regular
    I actually wish Marvel would still back out of filming in Georgia ever again, whether or not that bill passes. Marvel words it as a threat, but it really should just be smart business. If your employees can't feel safe because the prospect of a bill that diminishes their rights as human beings has a possibility of passing into law, it's already saying too much and they should just pick up and go where that kind of law won't even be considered.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    god

    we, as a people, allowed tom green to become a big enough deal that freddy got fingered got made

    no wonder i drink

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Oded Fehr and Fernanda Andrade have been cast in Marvel's Most Wanted. No details given on their roles.

    @Zonugal

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    I actually wish Marvel would still back out of filming in Georgia ever again, whether or not that bill passes. Marvel words it as a threat, but it really should just be smart business. If your employees can't feel safe because the prospect of a bill that diminishes their rights as human beings has a possibility of passing into law, it's already saying too much and they should just pick up and go where that kind of law won't even be considered.

    There's a reason it's called "carrot and stick" and not just "stick."

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    is the Georgia in this story the US state Georgia or the eastern European country Georgia

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I hope to Jesus that BvS makes so little money that execs at DC and WB have to stare deeply into their bathroom mirrors for long periods of time.

    I don't actually believe any part of their back-of-a-napkin master plan to make "infinity more dollars than Disney-Marvel" will be derailed by anything at this point, but I at least want some people at those companies to have to think real hard about what they've done.

    If that stupid things clears a billion dollars I'm going to be really unhappy

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User, Moderator mod
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    I actually wish Marvel would still back out of filming in Georgia ever again, whether or not that bill passes. Marvel words it as a threat, but it really should just be smart business. If your employees can't feel safe because the prospect of a bill that diminishes their rights as human beings has a possibility of passing into law, it's already saying too much and they should just pick up and go where that kind of law won't even be considered.

    There's a reason it's called "carrot and stick" and not just "stick."

    you could get away with just a carrot, just hit them with it sometimes

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Paul Giamatti is the best part of ASM2, because he very clearly doesn't take any of it seriously and I want a movie about Paul Giamatti's Rhino.

    Just Paul Giamatti's Rhino.

    Ok here me out. Ill give this to you but. . .

    Can it be Comedy Bang Bang's Giamatti?

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    is the Georgia in this story the US state Georgia or the eastern European country Georgia

    State of Georgia.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I don't think the general moviegoing public hates Man of Steel anywhere near as much as most of us on this forum do, and are either eagerly anticipating this movie or are at the very least moderately interested in it. I'm willing to wager most of them won't think this is nearly as shitty as we do either. So this will do fine and DC will continue down this path they are on.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    Lars wrote: »
    When discussing with a friend earlier, they asked how much do kids now a days really know about Batman & Superman. The DCAU was over before they were born, and comics and the animated DTV movies are kind of niche overall.

    Is there really anything other than the Dark Knight Trilogy and Man of Steel to inform today's kids about these characters, beyond general cultural osmosis? (though even Batman Begins is over ten years old)

    Obviously a small sample size, but I know my nieces and nephews have only ever talked about the Avengers (or, much more commonly) the Transformers and the Ninja Turtles, with a little bit of Power Rangers on occasion (I assume because those are shows that they are actually seeing).

    Granted, this new film probably did not have kids in mind when it was being made.

    my 13 year old brother hasn't seen the dark knight movies or man of steel, his main exposure to DC superheroes is young justice and teen titans go

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    I had a cousin who lived with me for most of my young life.

    And he watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back every single day for three months.

    While this shouldn't sound like a relief, his previous movie to do this with was Freddy Got Fingered.

    This is a great origin story for a film critic superhero.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    I had a cousin who lived with me for most of my young life.

    And he watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back every single day for three months.

    While this shouldn't sound like a relief, his previous movie to do this with was Freddy Got Fingered.

    This is a great origin story for a film critic superhero.

    Or a film critic supervillain

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    BvS is going to have a huge opening weekend but I am skeptical of it having legs at the Box Office

    It is getting reviewed poorly, which doesn't mean all that much to an audience but can definitely point towards poor word of mouth, and by all accounts it is oppressively grim and violent and dark and has no sense of fun or humor which hamstrings both the family audiences and repeat viewings that huge blockbusters like Avengers and Star Wars made a lot of money off of.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    I want to say like

    800 million worldwide

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  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    Lars wrote: »
    When discussing with a friend earlier, they asked how much do kids now a days really know about Batman & Superman. The DCAU was over before they were born, and comics and the animated DTV movies are kind of niche overall.

    Is there really anything other than the Dark Knight Trilogy and Man of Steel to inform today's kids about these characters, beyond general cultural osmosis? (though even Batman Begins is over ten years old)

    Obviously a small sample size, but I know my nieces and nephews have only ever talked about the Avengers (or, much more commonly) the Transformers and the Ninja Turtles, with a little bit of Power Rangers on occasion (I assume because those are shows that they are actually seeing).

    Granted, this new film probably did not have kids in mind when it was being made.

    Media doesn't go away much anymore. We're about 5 years past the point where "It isn't in syndication" means "you can't find it anywhere", 15 years past that if you consider that whole series and seasons of shows are present at every major retail chain with an entertainment department, much more than they were before the ubiquity of DVDs.

    Anyone with a Netflix account can watch a solid portion of the DCAU and some of the better spin-offs like Young Justice. You can buy all of Batman: The Animated Series on Amazon Prime. Anyone who wants to can sit their kid down and show them how DC heroes are supposed to be for pennies a day.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, a big thing about the superhero movies, at least for me, was that when it was good you wanted to share the experience with friends and family as much as you could.

    When it's a pile like BvS...after you see it in the opening surge, do you really want to expose other people to it?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    I want to say like

    800 million worldwide
    That seems really high to me

    Estimates are placing it at 350 million globally on opening weekend and That's with a simultaneous China opening

    I don't see it having the staying power to more than double that

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    BvS is going to have a huge opening weekend but I am skeptical of it having legs at the Box Office

    It is getting reviewed poorly, which doesn't mean all that much to an audience but can definitely point towards poor word of mouth, and by all accounts it is oppressively grim and violent and dark and has no sense of fun or humor which hamstrings both the family audiences and repeat viewings that huge blockbusters like Avengers and Star Wars made a lot of money off of.

    What I'm a little worried about is that Deadpool and now BvS will cause a backlash against comicbook movies for being too violent and not good for kids and that this will affect Civil War and Apocalypse later this spring.

    I'm not TOO worried about Civil War's performance but just a little bit.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Tube wrote: »
    Kevin smith is great though. He made tusk. Tusk is great.

    Are you being serious? I've got a copy still shrink-wrapped at home...

    @Lindsay Lohan absolutely. It goes off the rails towards the end but it's got a ton of great stuff in it and is absolutely unique. Justin Long plays it 100% straight and gives a great performance. It has a super gross looking walrus monster in it, played by Haley Joel Osment. There's also a prosthetic one of courrse.

  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    "WB announces new Batman trilogy again! Batman!

    oh god please people"

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    I want to say like

    800 million worldwide
    That seems really high to me

    Estimates are placing it at 350 million globally on opening weekend and That's with a simultaneous China opening

    I don't see it having the staying power to more than double that

    well I am no expert

    I am just thinking man of steel numbers plus some bump from batman but less than dark knight

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    BvS is going to have a huge opening weekend but I am skeptical of it having legs at the Box Office

    It is getting reviewed poorly, which doesn't mean all that much to an audience but can definitely point towards poor word of mouth, and by all accounts it is oppressively grim and violent and dark and has no sense of fun or humor which hamstrings both the family audiences and repeat viewings that huge blockbusters like Avengers and Star Wars made a lot of money off of.

    What I'm a little worried about is that Deadpool and now BvS will cause a backlash against comicbook movies for being too violent and not good for kids and that this will affect Civil War and Apocalypse later this spring.

    I'm not TOO worried about Civil War's performance but just a little bit.
    I doubt it

    Everyone very much seemed aware of Deadpool being it's own weird, unique thing that isn't like every other superhero movie

    And BvS being a dark violent thing has been spelled out since Man of Steel

    There's a reason a lot of reviews are saying "Yeah, maybe just wait for Civil War"

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    I want to say like

    800 million worldwide

    That sounds insane.

    What do you expect it to make domestic? 200 million?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    I want to say like

    800 million worldwide

    That sounds insane.

    What do you expect it to make domestic? 200 million?

    higher than that, even

    man of steel did 291 domestic

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    I wish Tusk had been a huge hit so I could do my sweet joke where I'm like

    "Tusk is a movie about a terrifying walrus monster who co-hosts a radio show with Justin Long"

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    I want to say like

    800 million worldwide
    That seems really high to me

    Estimates are placing it at 350 million globally on opening weekend and That's with a simultaneous China opening

    I don't see it having the staying power to more than double that

    well I am no expert

    I am just thinking man of steel numbers plus some bump from batman but less than dark knight
    I guess 800 million seems doable

    But definitely not clearing a billion, which is absolutely what WB was hoping for

    I am just doubtful that even Batman will help it enough with how many reviews are saying it is just not even a little bit fun and is a slog to get through

    It would be one thing if it was just a dark film but was still compelling and engaging

    But it seems to be a plodding, overwrought chore which is not a great thing for long term BO success

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  • CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    Put me in the camp of "don't think it'll crack a billion"

    Disney buys DC in 2025

  • HawkstoneHawkstone Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Lars wrote: »
    When discussing with a friend earlier, they asked how much do kids now a days really know about Batman & Superman. The DCAU was over before they were born, and comics and the animated DTV movies are kind of niche overall.

    Is there really anything other than the Dark Knight Trilogy and Man of Steel to inform today's kids about these characters, beyond general cultural osmosis? (though even Batman Begins is over ten years old)

    Obviously a small sample size, but I know my nieces and nephews have only ever talked about the Avengers (or, much more commonly) the Transformers and the Ninja Turtles, with a little bit of Power Rangers on occasion (I assume because those are shows that they are actually seeing).

    Granted, this new film probably did not have kids in mind when it was being made.

    my 13 year old brother hasn't seen the dark knight movies or man of steel, his main exposure to DC superheroes is young justice and teen titans go

    And there are still kids who actually read comics...the numbers aren't what they were in the 90's but the well isn't totally dry either.

    Inside of a dog...it's too dark to read.
  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    I'm honestly expecting the reverse of what happened with Deadpool

    It had insanely positive word of mouth and people flocked to it because it wasn't like other superhero movies and was fun as hell and very charming

    BvS isn't like other superhero movies but lacks all of the other qualities that made Deadpool such a smash hit. Not that they're trying to be the same thing but "oh man this movie was so dark and brooding" doesn't sell as well

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  • Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Kevin smith is great though. He made tusk. Tusk is great.

    Are you being serious? I've got a copy still shrink-wrapped at home...

    It's an absolute masterpiece.

    Everyone is different. Everyone is special.
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