Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I was watching some videos about historical christian sects and oh no oh shit my recommendations
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Heresy.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
MayabirdPecking at the keyboardRegistered Userregular
In the long ago ancient before times of five years ago I posted about a date palm nicknamed Methuselah because he'd been sprouted from a seed found in an excavation of Masada, destroyed in 74 CE.
This wasn't the end of the story. Dr. Solowey and her team hunted down other ancient Judean date palm seeds of similar antiquity to try to sprout them. Six that she found did, including one possibly a couple centuries older than Methuselah. Some of these new sprouts were female, and the flowers of one (nicknamed Hannah) were fertilized with pollen off Methuselah. Hannah set fruit. Most of the fruits were harvested and sent off for analysis and testing and so forth, but after all this time, the good doctor had to try a few.
In the long ago ancient before times of five years ago I posted about a date palm nicknamed Methuselah because he'd been sprouted from a seed found in an excavation of Masada, destroyed in 74 CE.
This wasn't the end of the story. Dr. Solowey and her team hunted down other ancient Judean date palm seeds of similar antiquity to try to sprout them. Six that she found did, including one possibly a couple centuries older than Methuselah. Some of these new sprouts were female, and the flowers of one (nicknamed Hannah) were fertilized with pollen off Methuselah. Hannah set fruit. Most of the fruits were harvested and sent off for analysis and testing and so forth, but after all this time, the good doctor had to try a few.
God, several thousand years ago: "That's plenty of dedicated curse-memory. You'd have to do something totally insane like destroy your entire ecosystem to fill that one up!"
if you pile on enough curses you get an overflow error and wrap around to extremely blessed
God never counted on buffer over/underflow errors. I guess we can give him a pass since this is his first universe though.
Yeah but what if Universe 2.0 is, like, done with beta testing and ready to be rolled out? And it's such a huge change that you can't just, like, patch or upgrade the existing system.
God, several thousand years ago: "That's plenty of dedicated curse-memory. You'd have to do something totally insane like destroy your entire ecosystem to fill that one up!"
"640K should be enough for anybody" -- God, apparently?
God, several thousand years ago: "That's plenty of dedicated curse-memory. You'd have to do something totally insane like destroy your entire ecosystem to fill that one up!"
God didn’t count on speedrunners
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
God, several thousand years ago: "That's plenty of dedicated curse-memory. You'd have to do something totally insane like destroy your entire ecosystem to fill that one up!"
God didn’t count on speedrunners
"Hey, God? Lids on pots of boiling water keep glitching out and rattling all over the place. Any chance of a patch?"
"It's too late to bother with trivial cosmetics. I completely fucked up the vitamin C production in primates like twelve builds ago and now I'm having to implement a whole new line of fruits as a kludge. Forget about the pots, they don't matter."
Presumably the frog the size of egypt dies roughly immediately upon manifestation due to total systemic structural integrity failure, frog parts simply do not scale up like that
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Constantine XI Sings Baka Mitai 0:40
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Damn
Look at those Alpha males.
Communism
Late seventies is in a fight to the death with mid nineties for worst fashion sense.
Insidious
Pouring one out for a real one.
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This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
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This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
This wasn't the end of the story. Dr. Solowey and her team hunted down other ancient Judean date palm seeds of similar antiquity to try to sprout them. Six that she found did, including one possibly a couple centuries older than Methuselah. Some of these new sprouts were female, and the flowers of one (nicknamed Hannah) were fertilized with pollen off Methuselah. Hannah set fruit. Most of the fruits were harvested and sent off for analysis and testing and so forth, but after all this time, the good doctor had to try a few.
They were delicious.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
if you pile on enough curses you get an overflow error and wrap around to extremely blessed
God never counted on buffer over/underflow errors. I guess we can give him a pass since this is his first universe though.
PSN:Furlion
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Yeah but what if Universe 2.0 is, like, done with beta testing and ready to be rolled out? And it's such a huge change that you can't just, like, patch or upgrade the existing system.
"640K should be enough for anybody" -- God, apparently?
this is what people said last may. don't fucking do this to us
You're right oh god
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
God didn’t count on speedrunners
"Hey, God? Lids on pots of boiling water keep glitching out and rattling all over the place. Any chance of a patch?"
"It's too late to bother with trivial cosmetics. I completely fucked up the vitamin C production in primates like twelve builds ago and now I'm having to implement a whole new line of fruits as a kludge. Forget about the pots, they don't matter."
I'm just saying, God's curse game is slipping in their old age.