In before some asshole points out that there is, technically, a lot more white on that board.
Except colorsquare notations are never done inside a venn diagram. In fact, this is a pie-chart.
"The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
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Magus`The fun has been DOUBLED!Registered Userregular
Most insults we use are insulting to the disabled, the poor, anyone who is the butt of horrid jokes. Even the ones we think are fairly harmless. E.g. 'villain' which pretty much means 'person who is not quite a slave'. And that's become our word for a bad person. And 'barbarian' was the 'ching chong' of its day. I still remember the well meaning campaign that tried to stop people using 'gay' as a substitute for 'lame'. Which totally ignored that lame was also a word that provably shouldn't be used.
It's difficult to find an insult that doesn't offend anybody.
That observation is completely blurplessious, Bursar.
You kiss your mom with that mouth?
Not anymore.
This idiom has always bothered me. Do Americans actually kiss their mothers?
Here in Finland we only kiss two things: dogs and people we have sex with. I guess mothers might kiss their kids on the cheek, but you sure as hell don't kiss her back.
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WhiteZinfandelYour insidesLet me show you themRegistered Userregular
I think it has probably declined over time, but some of us do kiss our moms on the cheek.
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Dark Raven XLaugh hard, run fast,be kindRegistered Userregular
A Vietnam Skincare Centre got a new logo: They chose poorly.
I'm betting their site's getting a lot of comments like 'I got a treatment, now my skin feels itchy and scratchy'.
It's not a great place to work.
You need the hex crank to get into the break room, and someone keeps putting it in the hand of the statue that only unlocks when you turn the two busts to face each other.
And don't even get me started on what you need to do to open the fire exit...
It's not a great place to work.
You need the hex crank to get into the break room, and someone keeps putting it in the hand of the statue that only unlocks when you turn the two busts to face each other.
And don't even get me started on what you need to do to open the fire exit...
The bathrooms are the worst though. They technically only need the Green Key but you have to fight Tom in a miniboss battle every time.
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L Ron HowardThe duckMinnesotaRegistered Userregular
And don't forget all the plants you'll need to eat, as well as having only a single pocket that you can use to carry anything with....
I think this joke is dead, but keeps coming back to life. Just like their patients.
It's pretty weird that in 2017, they're still using typewriters in the office too. The records live and die by their ink ribbons; they better hope they never come up short.
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MichaelLCIn what furnace was thy brain?ChicagoRegistered Userregular
The cafeteria has terrible selection, it's just Jill Sandwiches every day.
It's difficult to find an insult that doesn't offend anybody.
That observation is completely blurplessious, Bursar.
You kiss your mom with that mouth?
Not anymore.
This idiom has always bothered me. Do Americans actually kiss their mothers?
Here in Finland we only kiss two things: dogs and people we have sex with. I guess mothers might kiss their kids on the cheek, but you sure as hell don't kiss her back.
It depends on your cultural background but yeah most americans kiss their mom on the cheek. For catholics it extends to your aunts.
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It's not a great place to work.
You need the hex crank to get into the break room, and someone keeps putting it in the hand of the statue that only unlocks when you turn the two busts to face each other.
And don't even get me started on what you need to do to open the fire exit...
The bathrooms are the worst though. They technically only need the Green Key but you have to fight Tom in a miniboss battle every time.
You need to pee in all four urinals at the same time so the spiral stair fire exit in the center opens.
It's not a great place to work.
You need the hex crank to get into the break room, and someone keeps putting it in the hand of the statue that only unlocks when you turn the two busts to face each other.
And don't even get me started on what you need to do to open the fire exit...
The bathrooms are the worst though. They technically only need the Green Key but you have to fight Tom in a miniboss battle every time.
You need to pee in all four urinals at the same time so the spiral stair fire exit in the center opens.
You think it's bad for you though, just imagine the poor janitors that have to clean up when Jimmy from accounting needs to access the old files that are kept in the archives.
Meh, that's not excessively unreasonable. Mowing the lawn you naturally turn around pretty frequently so he can keep an eye on it, it shouldn't be too hard to see if it's coming towards him or if it's going to the side and it's probably at least a few km away
Plus he's going to have to mow the lawn one way or another
Meh, that's not excessively unreasonable. Mowing the lawn you naturally turn around pretty frequently so he can keep an eye on it, it shouldn't be too hard to see if it's coming towards him or if it's going to the side and it's probably at least a few km away
Plus he's going to have to mow the lawn one way or another
If the tornado is visible you should be in shelter. Anything else is risking death.
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
Meh, that's not excessively unreasonable. Mowing the lawn you naturally turn around pretty frequently so he can keep an eye on it, it shouldn't be too hard to see if it's coming towards him or if it's going to the side and it's probably at least a few km away
Plus he's going to have to mow the lawn one way or another
If the tornado is visible you should be in shelter. Anything else is risking death.
They can be visible for miles. Depending on the area, tens of miles.
I know they're deadly and dangerous but, admittedly, awe inspiring and absolutely amazing to look at.
Even with my bad advice above, however, I won't venture out if they say the tornado is "rain-wrapped." That right there is some scary shit.
Meh, that's not excessively unreasonable. Mowing the lawn you naturally turn around pretty frequently so he can keep an eye on it, it shouldn't be too hard to see if it's coming towards him or if it's going to the side and it's probably at least a few km away
Plus he's going to have to mow the lawn one way or another
If the tornado is visible you should be in shelter. Anything else is risking death.
Meh. Growing up somewhere that has daily tornado warnings in the summer, if we'd quit everything we were doing while a tornado was on the ground within visual range, we all would have starved to death.
The basement is right over there. If we need to, we can get there plenty fast enough. Or we can just drive orthogonal to the tornado for a minute and a half and be fine.
As someone who also grew up around frequent tornadoes and still lives near frequent tornadoes we take that shit seriously and always take shelter.
I'm from somewhere flat enough that you can see a funnel touch down two counties over. The primary thing keeping you from observing grounded tornados is often the curvature of the earth. Waiting every observable tornado out in the basement is simply unreasonable.
Edit: To put a finer point on it; we could see many, many tornados that we didn't get warnings for. If you get a credible threat statement from the weather radio or television, then you absolutely take precautions and hit the basement. But if there's nothing squawking at you about it and it's clearly way over there, it's not worth panicking over. I imagine it's the equivalent of very minor earthquakes in places that are waiting on the big one.
...how does the Bible Belt NOT realize that God is punishing them for their pride and hatefulness? Like damn, that's a pretty clear middle finger from heaven.
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Except colorsquare notations are never done inside a venn diagram. In fact, this is a pie-chart.
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
You're putting too much thought into it!
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No, I think he's putting exactly the right amount of thought into it.
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That observation is completely blurplessious, Bursar.
You kiss your mom with that mouth?
Not anymore.
This idiom has always bothered me. Do Americans actually kiss their mothers?
Here in Finland we only kiss two things: dogs and people we have sex with. I guess mothers might kiss their kids on the cheek, but you sure as hell don't kiss her back.
Well no, you kiss her mouth
They chose poorly.
I'm betting their site's getting a lot of comments like 'I got a treatment, now my skin feels itchy and scratchy'.
You need the hex crank to get into the break room, and someone keeps putting it in the hand of the statue that only unlocks when you turn the two busts to face each other.
And don't even get me started on what you need to do to open the fire exit...
The bathrooms are the worst though. They technically only need the Green Key but you have to fight Tom in a miniboss battle every time.
I think this joke is dead, but keeps coming back to life. Just like their patients.
It depends on your cultural background but yeah most americans kiss their mom on the cheek. For catholics it extends to your aunts.
You need to pee in all four urinals at the same time so the spiral stair fire exit in the center opens.
You think it's bad for you though, just imagine the poor janitors that have to clean up when Jimmy from accounting needs to access the old files that are kept in the archives.
From the article:
Well, alright bud, see ya at next year's Darwin Awards I guess.
Plus he's going to have to mow the lawn one way or another
If the tornado is visible you should be in shelter. Anything else is risking death.
They can be visible for miles. Depending on the area, tens of miles.
I know they're deadly and dangerous but, admittedly, awe inspiring and absolutely amazing to look at.
Even with my bad advice above, however, I won't venture out if they say the tornado is "rain-wrapped." That right there is some scary shit.
Lawnmower dude please probably at a lot of risk from lightning, too. Actually are storms that produce tornados and bot lightning even a thing?
Meh. Growing up somewhere that has daily tornado warnings in the summer, if we'd quit everything we were doing while a tornado was on the ground within visual range, we all would have starved to death.
The basement is right over there. If we need to, we can get there plenty fast enough. Or we can just drive orthogonal to the tornado for a minute and a half and be fine.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
I'm from somewhere flat enough that you can see a funnel touch down two counties over. The primary thing keeping you from observing grounded tornados is often the curvature of the earth. Waiting every observable tornado out in the basement is simply unreasonable.
Edit: To put a finer point on it; we could see many, many tornados that we didn't get warnings for. If you get a credible threat statement from the weather radio or television, then you absolutely take precautions and hit the basement. But if there's nothing squawking at you about it and it's clearly way over there, it's not worth panicking over. I imagine it's the equivalent of very minor earthquakes in places that are waiting on the big one.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.