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    BursarBursar Hee Noooo! PDX areaRegistered User regular
    Is it me, or does "the last best place" sound a lot less complimentary than I think they intended?

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    The WolfmanThe Wolfman Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Norwegian anti-immigrant Facebook groups confuses empty bus seats with 'terrorists'
    • Post photo of empty bus seats in a FB group full of racist wankers
    • Racists go bananas seeing people in burqas

    Here's the same photo posted to a Swedish group of dubious purpose. At least Tina went "I don't understand this picture?"

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    In slight fairness, when I scrolled down and my brain first saw the picture before reading the actual words you typed, I thought it was people in hoods, but doing some weird cosplay or some shit. Less "OMG terrorists!" and more "Oooh, spooky, neat!".

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Bursar wrote: »
    Is it me, or does "the last best place" sound a lot less complimentary than I think they intended?

    It certainly did at first read.

    But I think he meant it in the context of "The last (of the) best place(s)"

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    If Ted Nugent likes a place I assume its full of easily kidnapped 13 year old girls

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »

    Anybody else remember when "Don't Mess With Texas" was an anti-littering campaign?

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    Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »

    Anybody else remember when "Don't Mess With Texas" was an anti-littering campaign?

    . . . we'll go ahead and get off your lawn now.

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    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Historically messing with Texas goes pretty well for people

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »

    Anybody else remember when "Don't Mess With Texas" was an anti-littering campaign?

    Wait, seriously? That's where it comes from?

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »

    Anybody else remember when "Don't Mess With Texas" was an anti-littering campaign?

    Wait, seriously? That's where it comes from?

    Yup.

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    It's on trash cans in parks all across the state.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    OptimusZed wrote: »
    It's on trash cans in parks all across the state.

    They were part of an ad campaign in the 80s.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Why I Love My Fucking Home State, The Fecal Fury of Montana Man Edition:
    All Bryce Steven Boos wanted was a little financial compensation for returning to a dealership some car keys he found on a sidewalk. That’s all. Is that so much to ask? When the dealership declined a financial reward, Boos did the only rational actions possible: punch a car and then reach into his pants, extract some anus-fresh feces, and smear it on the car. And now everyone’s all worked up. Typical.

    I’m sorry, but what exactly was this 27-year-old Great Falls, Montana resident supposed to do? Not punch a car and not reach into his pants, squeeze out a handful of solid waste, and run that fistful of human shit down the length of the car?

    For some baffling reason, the dealership was not happy about the $1500 of damage his punch caused to the quarter panel of the car, according to KRTV, and probably also not so into the brown, fragrant racing stripe Boos customized the car with.

    The specific dealership was not mentioned.

    Police were called, and Boos corroborated that the punch and feces-smear took place, but disputed that car-punching and feces-smearing were, somehow, illegal.

    The bear may shit in the woods, but the Montana Man shits on a car, apparently.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    Why... Why did he ... have ........ never mind. I don't want to know.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Why... Why did he ... have ........ never mind. I don't want to know.

    Three words: "fragrant racing stripe".

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Why... Why did he ... have ........ never mind. I don't want to know.

    I'll say it.

    Why did he have a fresh squeeze of poop in his pants ready to go?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Why... Why did he ... have ........ never mind. I don't want to know.

    I'll say it.

    Why did he have a fresh squeeze of poop in his pants ready to go?

    He had Taco Bell for lunch

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    emp123emp123 Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Why... Why did he ... have ........ never mind. I don't want to know.

    I'll say it.

    Why did he have a fresh squeeze of poop in his pants ready to go?

    When you gotta go you gotta go.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Why... Why did he ... have ........ never mind. I don't want to know.

    I'll say it.

    Why did he have a fresh squeeze of poop in his pants ready to go?

    He always keeps a fresh round chambered in case of a need to make a sudden retreat. It's like pocket sand, only more disorienting.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    What if he just had an accident and preferred to be known as the guy who got angry in a weird way than the guy who pooped his pants for no reason.

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    HefflingHeffling No Pic EverRegistered User regular
    What if he just had an accident and preferred to be known as the guy who got angry in a weird way than the guy who pooped his pants for no reason.

    If you poop your pants and don't want people to know about it, don't do something that will get you on national TV.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    I think you're all putting way too much thought into this.
    Isn't it more likely that he just had a deuce on board at the moment but hadn't taken the time to hit a restroom?
    The opportunity to throw a literal shit fit presented itself, and the guy took it to the logical conclusion.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Heffling wrote: »
    What if he just had an accident and preferred to be known as the guy who got angry in a weird way than the guy who pooped his pants for no reason.

    If you poop your pants and don't want people to know about it, don't do something that will get you on national TV.

    Well yeah, I'm just saying "i meant to poop so i could express my anger!" > "it kinda just happened"

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    RandomEncounterRandomEncounter Registered User regular
    How hard did he punch the car to do 1500 bucks worth of damage

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    How hard did he punch the car to do 1500 bucks worth of damage

    Can't fix most modern panels, gotta replace em.

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    SwashbucklerXXSwashbucklerXX Swashbucklin' Canuck Registered User regular
    Oh man, this one has the Canada File and the Spider File both covered. But this time I'm not spoilering the spider because it's not a real spider and it's awesome.

    Ottawa archbishop surprised by negative reaction to robotic spider on cathedral

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    VeeveeVeevee WisconsinRegistered User regular
    I see filming has begun for Wild Wild West 2: The Wild Wild North.

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    TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    How is this not an Onion story.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    TNTrooper wrote: »
    How is this not an Onion story.

    Because Compagnie La Machine are the best sort of crazy.

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    SharpyVIISharpyVII Registered User regular
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40792962
    Pub bosses have apologised after asking a group of trainee priests to leave their Cardiff venue, mistaking them for a stag party in fancy dress.

    The seven Roman Catholic seminarians had gone to The City Arms to toast Father Peter McClaren's ordination when they were asked to move on.

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Oh man, this one has the Canada File and the Spider File both covered. But this time I'm not spoilering the spider because it's not a real spider and it's awesome.

    Ottawa archbishop surprised by negative reaction to robotic spider on cathedral

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    They're upset because the spider is supposed to be secret.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6TWKyUY8iE

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Oh man, this one has the Canada File and the Spider File both covered. But this time I'm not spoilering the spider because it's not a real spider and it's awesome.

    Ottawa archbishop surprised by negative reaction to robotic spider on cathedral

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    "Artwork in a cathedral? How sacreligious!"
    - a bunch of idiots with no knowledge of history, culture, or religion.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    "I really thought the parishioners would be cool with a giant robot spider climbing the church. They're normally such a restrained, thoughtful and logical bunch the rest of the time.

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    Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    Pharmabro Martin Shkreli now convictedbro on 3 counts
    After nearly five full days of jury deliberations, Martin Shkreli has been found guilty of three counts of securities and wire fraud. Specifically, he's been found guilty on two counts of securities fraud and one count of conspiracy to commit securities fraud.

    The notorious ex-pharmaceutical CEO was originally charged with eight counts of securities and wire fraud, stemming from what federal prosecutors describes as a Ponzi-like scheme. Prosecutors argued in the five-week trial that Shkreli defrauded investors of two hedge funds he managed and siphoned millions from a pharmaceutical company he founded, Retrophin, in order to cover losses in those funds. Shkreli, most infamous for dramatically raising the price of an anti-parasitic drug by more than 5,000 percent, was arrested and charged in December of 2015. He faces up to 20 years in prison.

    Big Dookie wrote: »
    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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    Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Richy wrote: »


    "Artwork in a cathedral? How sacreligious!"
    - a bunch of idiots with no knowledge of history, culture, or religion.

    A good number of Christian churches are rather iconoclastic (obviously including the Orthodox Iconoclasm movements) and putting up artwork in, say, a dispensationalist meeting hall is probably not a smart idea but Catholic cathedrals definitely do not fall under that category.

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    Big Dookie wrote: »
    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Kinda shocked nobody has mentioned Arizona Hitler himself Sheriff Joe has finally been convicted of a crime. The bad news is he had to keep racial profiling going on spite of a court order. https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/sheriff-joe-arpaio-convicted-arizona.html

    Lets hope this is one of many

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    Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    It's definitely come up in the politics thread (one of them, anyway XD) where it was pondered if he'd get punted up to the new head of DHS. XD

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    TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
    It is in the immigration thread.

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    Anarchy Rules!Anarchy Rules! Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »


    "Artwork in a cathedral? How sacreligious!"
    - a bunch of idiots with no knowledge of history, culture, or religion.

    A good number of Christian churches are rather iconoclastic (obviously including the Orthodox Iconoclasm movements) and putting up artwork in, say, a dispensationalist meeting hall is probably not a smart idea but Catholic cathedrals definitely do not fall under that category.

    I think the Sistine chapel is a good example of that!

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »


    "Artwork in a cathedral? How sacreligious!"
    - a bunch of idiots with no knowledge of history, culture, or religion.

    A good number of Christian churches are rather iconoclastic (obviously including the Orthodox Iconoclasm movements) and putting up artwork in, say, a dispensationalist meeting hall is probably not a smart idea but Catholic cathedrals definitely do not fall under that category.

    I think the Sistine chapel is a good example of that!

    I think Carmen Sandiego stole that, once.

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