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Rat Rod [chat]

CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
Ok now we're talking about Rat Rods, and here's why.

Reason the first, they're rusty garbage and that's awesome.

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Reason two, they're vehicles whose worth is measure purely in terms of sacrificing practicality for cool factor and if you don't think that's amazing then fuck you.

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Reason three, go eat a dick haters, Rat Rods don't need a reason.

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Peace out homps.

*drops mic*

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    AAAAAAAARGH

    I hate printers I hate computers I hate email I hate bluetooth

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    10/10 op

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    AAAAAAAARGH

    I hate printers I hate computers I hate email I hate bluetooth

    Delete your system32 folder

  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Can not argue against OP.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    As I just finished wolfing down breakfast to all the breakfast haters out there y'all dont know what you is EVEN THINKIN

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I should be racing a vehicle of appalling safety standards across a salt flat right now

    Humans were not meant to sit in offices

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    printers are designed by a dark cabal of techpriests to keep IT people employed

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    I am finding it hard to get hype about Stranger Things s2 being confirmed because I've been hurt too many times before, damnit.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    10/10 op

    pulled out my ass in less than 3 minutes

    y'all need to get on casuals level

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    As I just finished wolfing down breakfast to all the breakfast haters out there y'all dont know what you is EVEN THINKIN

    Breakfast fud: :+1:
    Breakfast time: :-1:

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    I know I can't eat breakfast for a good 45 minutes or so after I wake up, nothing rich like eggs anyways.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    As I just finished wolfing down breakfast to all the breakfast haters out there y'all dont know what you is EVEN THINKIN

    i love breakfast

    my body just rejects food in the first hour of being awake

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    @ttodewback

    Loser, Rugged, and me started doing Stormheim last night. I am also a cow deathknight. Jokes were made. Especially about my rump and its size.
    @Mazzyx coo, I might wind up waiting and just boosting it (or another char) on pay day. Is chelle literally levleing by herself or is she jsut trying chars then choosing one to boost?

    Bless your heart.
  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Ok now we're talking about Rat Rods, and here's why.

    Reason the first, they're rusty garbage and that's awesome.

    100584d1264095592-lets-see-those-rat-rod-styled-hondas-acuras-rat-rods.jpg

    Reason two, they're vehicles whose worth is measure purely in terms of sacrificing practicality for cool factor and if you don't think that's amazing then fuck you.

    rat-rod-truck-and-trailer-and-motorcycle.jpg

    Reason three, go eat a dick haters, Rat Rods don't need a reason.

    international-1a.jpg

    Peace out homps.

    *drops mic*

    These look like some Mad Max shit

    I highly approve

    But now we definitely need a car fight, with like explosions and shit.

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    I should be racing a vehicle of appalling safety standards across a salt flat right now

    Humans were not meant to sit in offices

    Immortan Tim

  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    A few times each year something reminds me of this music video that I never found.

    The worst part is I'm pretty sure I saw it in a music or YouTube thread on these very forums.

  • belligerentbelligerent Registered User regular
    I can't sit in a chair for more than 45 minutes without my left knee giving me agony right now.

    also would rather be legioning right now.
    0/10 life sucks.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    So as I said in the last [chat], apparently Crystal Maze is coming back with David Tennant

    In honour of me thinking that's a choice that might actually work, here's the feem toon

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yof1HJthzIk

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    place im interviewing tomorrow has 4.5/5 on glassdoor

    unfortunately things like:

    "Don't expect to just show up and do what's expected of you, this is a fast paced environment for people with passion"

    uh

    well lets hope they don't actually fire people for lacking passion because I think I can only fake that for the length of a job interview

  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    10/10 op

    pulled out my ass in less than 3 minutes

    y'all need to get on casuals level

    Those filthy casuals who can not play at Casual's level because their game is just casual and not actually Casual-tier. They need to git Casual in order to stop being so casual.

    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    breakfast food is p much the best shit ever. I just cant wake up in time for it
    So I have to have it for dinner instead.

    Bless your heart.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I've got a statics assignment, did it yesterday, just got finished with the last touches - I had to fix an error I did in forgetting which direction was positive on my axis

    my printer has scan to e-mail, which is the only thing I've got set up because it's the only thing I need. But I've only received the first cunting scan and I've got three pages. Kept trying, nothing shows up. Clock keeps ticking. Half an hour later, still nothing.

    So now half the pdf I sent looks like this

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    also, added fun: the fucking bluetooth transfer just wouldn't work because computers are pieces of shit

    I uploaded it to imgur then manually copied the url into my PC, because fuck nothing fucking works. And then my PC also decided to fuck about trying to view the fucking things.


    So that's where I'm at. The only things that work are free online pdf converters and the fucking imgur app.

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  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    I eat flavoured sludge for breakfast, to maximise efficiency.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Either I am a rare paragon of health or [chat] is a tragic ensemble of misfits and unfortunates who cannot manage getting out of bed and eating breakfast without complications and injury.

    Either explanation suits me.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    pulled out... arse... less than three minutes...

    *deep breath*

    no, it's too easy...

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I hope everyone in this chat has had a Tetanus booster recently

    Bless your heart.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    not sure what i expected from the thread title but i am pleased.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    I eat flavoured sludge for breakfast, to maximise efficiency.

    I had soylent mixed with soymilk for breakfast which is what I imagine we'll probably be issued by the military government as rations after the world falls to climate change

    could be worse

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    OK, so caught the end of the last thread.

    Emotophila... our brains are hardwired to be repulsed and sicked by vomit. It is a significant survival adaptation. Caveman Joe eats some suspicious mushrooms and gets sick and starts vomiting. It makes the other cavepeople sick and they start vomiting. If they ate any of the mushrooms too this could be life saving.

    If you find barfing erotic instead of nauseating you are literally broken. Middle school and hospital janitors probably become habituated to it to an extent that they can do their jobs without making more of a mess and finding themselves in a sisyphean vomit cleaing cycle, but that's about it.

    @Harry Dresden It doesn't matter that the story was "truthy" or plausible. That doesn't make it OK to present fiction as truth. It doesn't matter that the Star Wars guys were "believably sexist". If there is so much sexism in the world it shouldn't be necessary to invent sexists to laugh at. This should be obvious.

    Breakfast is fucking awesome but I'm just never awake enough to appreciate it. It's tragic.

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Either I am a rare paragon of health or [chat] is a tragic ensemble of misfits and unfortunates who cannot manage getting out of bed and eating breakfast without complications and injury.

    Either explanation suits me.

    The answer is yes.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    I am finding it hard to get hype about Stranger Things s2 being confirmed because I've been hurt too many times before, damnit.

    Hopefully it will avoid retreading ground and be a homage to another genre/era while exploring more of the setting

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    taco bell got rid of their breakfast tortilla wrapped giant sausage disc on top of potato disc covered in country gravy

    I wasn't sure if life was still worth living after that menu change

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I don't ordinarily eat breakfast because I'm usually sleeping but today I am going to be so hongry after braving the wilds of the STA to reach a car rental place.

    I just walked a mile and a half to get to this park& ride.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    @Harry Dresden It doesn't matter that the story was "truthy" or plausible. That doesn't make it OK to present fiction as truth. It doesn't matter that the Star Wars guys were "believably sexist". If there is so much sexism in the world it shouldn't be necessary to invent sexists to laugh at. This should be obvious.

    What do you mean "if"? One made up story about a sexist isn't evidence that sexism isn't alive and well.

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    No kink shaming, Jeeps.

    Someone can be turned on by a thing while also recognizing the real-world implications of that thing.

  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Bogart wrote: »
    Either I am a rare paragon of health or [chat] is a tragic ensemble of misfits and unfortunates who cannot manage getting out of bed and eating breakfast without complications and injury.

    Either explanation suits me.

    We live in an age of near constant self destruction.

    We're all just damaged

    (said the dude who woke up to his first alarm at 4:50, and then immediately hit the gym for 2 hours before going to work).

    Sleep on
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    OK, so caught the end of the last thread.

    Emotophila... our brains are hardwired to be repulsed and sicked by vomit. It is a significant survival adaptation. Caveman Joe eats some suspicious mushrooms and gets sick and starts vomiting. It makes the other cavepeople sick and they start vomiting. If they ate any of the mushrooms too this could be life saving.

    If you find barfing erotic instead of nauseating you are literally broken. Middle school and hospital janitors probably become habituated to it to an extent that they can do their jobs without making more of a mess and finding themselves in a sisyphean vomit cleaing cycle, but that's about it.

    Harry Dresden" It doesn't matter that the story was "truthy" or plausible. That doesn't make it OK to present fiction as truth. It doesn't matter that the Star Wars guys were "believably sexist". If there is so much sexism in the world it shouldn't be necessary to invent sexists to laugh at. This should be obvious.

    Breakfast is fucking awesome but I'm just never awake enough to appreciate it. It's tragic.

    Solid summary of this morning in chat

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    I would beat a close relative to death with a sack of nickels for a job that started at like 10 AM so I could get up early enough to both make breakfast and not hate life

    I mean it'd have to pay okay if I'm killing someone though

    override367 on
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Either I am a rare paragon of health or [chat] is a tragic ensemble of misfits and unfortunates who cannot manage getting out of bed and eating breakfast without complications and injury.

    Either explanation suits me.

    You probably go to bed before midnight though. That's 3-4 of the best hours, gone.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I've never been much for eating before about an hour after waking up, either.

    I either eat nothing, or I force something down. In the army I knew I had to eat or I wouldn't live until lunch, so I had some cornflakes, three glasses of milk and two of orange juice to get some nourishment, and then I snuck out as much food as my uniform pockets could hold

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