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Startling Stories on the Silver Screen [Movies]

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Warcraft would have been 100% better without the human cast.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    God I just

    I hate All Star Batman and Robin so fucking much

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    If I was ever going to fight AJ I'd lather myself up in pig's blood and the floor would be slick with pork grease and my hands would be wrapped with ham & bacon.

    I'd be a Mega Man villain all the way through.

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    Was Frank Miller ever good? Or was he always bad and we just didn't notice until a certain point.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    Frank Miller absolutely wrote some amazing stories back in the day

    I was actually kind of blown away by how good Daredevil: Born Again was

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    That page is perfect and it's a shame his other stuff is so abhorrent.

  • GR_ZombieGR_Zombie Krillin It Registered User regular
    manwiththemachinegun wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    If I was ever going to fight AJ I'd lather myself up in pig's blood and the floor would be slick with pork grease and my hands would be wrapped with ham & bacon.

    I'd be a Mega Man villain all the way through.

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    Was Frank Miller ever good? Or was he always bad and we just didn't notice until a certain point.

    Looking back on his old work knowing what I know now makes it nearly impossible to enjoy.

  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Warcraft would have been 100% better without the human cast.

    It would be a lot better if it just slowed down and took its time. I swear each scene in this movie is 30 seconds long, then it's off to the next place.

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    GR_Zombie wrote: »
    manwiththemachinegun wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    If I was ever going to fight AJ I'd lather myself up in pig's blood and the floor would be slick with pork grease and my hands would be wrapped with ham & bacon.

    I'd be a Mega Man villain all the way through.

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    Was Frank Miller ever good? Or was he always bad and we just didn't notice until a certain point.

    Looking back on his old work knowing what I know now makes it nearly impossible to enjoy.

    I know, I have Batman: Year One and it's great. I just enjoy taking the piss out of Frank Miller's modern work.

  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    Miller had his moments, long ago

    .....Stilllllllllllllllll couldn't write a story without degrading sex workers in some way though

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Gonna be honest, I really want to cosplay as that Batman.

    Painted yellow, walking around with lemonade, being a huge asshole.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Why in the world is Batman all yellow anyway

    Did he adopt a monkey

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  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Because it's GL's weakness, I assume

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    God I just

    I hate All Star Batman and Robin so fucking much

    all star batman and robin is my favorite batman comic

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    I saw Don't Think Twice today

    It was really good!

    I was a bit worried because I didn't like Sleepwalk With Me

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Bought the Popstar blu-ray, a little sad they aren't streaming it thru my dishwasher tho

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    God I just

    I hate All Star Batman and Robin so fucking much

    all star batman and robin is my favorite batman comic

    This is the least surprising thing you've ever said.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Seems like no one is surprised by ol' Rorshach Kringle these days.

  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Seems like no one is surprised by ol' Rorshach Kringle these days.

    There's only so many times you can feign a surprised face when getting objectivist coal in your stalking.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    God I just

    I hate All Star Batman and Robin so fucking much

    all star batman and robin is my favorite batman comic

    This is the least surprising thing you've ever said.

    i just love his supporting cast more

    brubaker/pfieffer catwoman, gotham central, chuck dixons robin? all in my top ten favorite dc comics of all time.

    batman, himself, is boring to me in comic form.

    so crazy asshole all star batman is my jam because it feels like a thirteen year old's argument for why batman is cool made a character

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Bruce Wayne is such a boring character to me that I can at least appreciate going for emotionally stunted manchild.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    This just reminds me of... I think it was @Jordyn's? argument for loving Tony Stark in Civil War

    Neither of you are wrong in your descriptions

    It's just wrong to love it so

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Seems like no one is surprised by ol' Rorshach Kringle these days.

    There's only so many times you can feign a surprised face when getting objectivist coal in your stalking.

    really hope this is not a typo

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Seems like no one is surprised by ol' Rorshach Kringle these days.

    There's only so many times you can feign a surprised face when getting objectivist coal in your stalking.

    really hope this is not a typo

    I'll allow it.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    This just reminds me of... I think it was @Jordyn's? argument for loving Tony Stark in Civil War

    Neither of you are wrong in your descriptions

    It's just wrong to love it so

    wait

    i'm not supposed to love the hero of captain america: civil war????

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    This just reminds me of... I think it was Jordyn's? argument for loving Tony Stark in Civil War

    Neither of you are wrong in your descriptions

    It's just wrong to love it so

    wait

    i'm not supposed to love the hero of captain america: civil war????

    Oh thank God, I thought it was just me an Zonugal repping Tony

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    This just reminds me of... I think it was Jordyn's? argument for loving Tony Stark in Civil War

    Neither of you are wrong in your descriptions

    It's just wrong to love it so

    wait

    i'm not supposed to love the hero of captain america: civil war????

    Oh thank God, I thought it was just me an Zonugal repping Tony

    i been team tony since day one

    cap was an irresponsible jerk that whole damn movie

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Even ignoring internal logic Cap is committing movie treason by allowing Bucky to be in more movies.

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  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Nah, Bucky's fine.

    Bucky plus Falcon as begrudged bros is also fantastic.

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i love how instead of giving bucky a character after cap rescued him, he just became stock quipy guy number three

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Bucky is one of the biggest yawns in the MCU.

    And this is a universe with Malekith and Ronan.

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    i love how instead of giving bucky a character after cap rescued him, he just became stock quipy guy number three

    And Falcon is already the better quippy wingman so Bucky's not even useful in that role

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Listen get Cap and Bucky to kiss and I'll open at least one ear to it.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I'm not going to hang around and listen to this crap

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    i love how instead of giving bucky a character after cap rescued him, he just became stock quipy guy number three

    And Falcon is already the better quippy wingman so Bucky's not even useful in that role

    Hell with Falcon, Ant Man, and Spider-Man all doing ten thousand percent better with less combined material it's even more egregious.

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Stilts wrote: »
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    i love how instead of giving bucky a character after cap rescued him, he just became stock quipy guy number three

    And Falcon is already the better quippy wingman so Bucky's not even useful in that role

    Hell with Falcon, Ant Man, and Spider-Man all doing ten thousand percent better with less combined material it's even more egregious.

    It certainly helps that Ant-Man's version of quipping is being a really earnest goofball

    Which is VERY different from basically every other character in the MCU

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  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    And he doesn't even have bad 90's nu rock hair to make us realize he's sad.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Bucky is good and Bucky just wants to go home

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm not going to hang around and listen to this crap

    It's okay GG.

    We can hang out and rest well knowing that we aren't on Team Unbearable Asshole.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited September 2016
    "I've got guilt about being a giant asshole but I'm not going to stop being a giant asshole, I'm just going to keep on making bad decisions and forcing them on others!" -Tony Stark
    I actually think that Tony Stark's character in the movies has some interesting narrative elements that can be ascribed to a person dealing with major PTSD, and I don't really hate him, but clearly this thread is a place for Terrible Opinions, so there y'all go.

    E:
    But for real Tony Stark in the Civil War comics is THE WORST and the Civil War comics themselves are ALSO THE WORST to the point that they made me quit comics for a while

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Maybe Tony can try defending the world without developing a weapons system that is inevitably turned against him?

    Seriously, this happens to him in every movie.

    All I'm saying is that you don't see Cap's shield trying to drop fictional countries out of the sky.

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