mysticjuicer[he/him] I'm a muscle wizardand I cast P U N C HRegistered Userregular
dear Hollywood,
please maek movie that has snappy quotable dialogue. I frequent a left-leaning forum for a webcomic about videogames and the mod team refuses to create new reaction buttons for us until the mood strikes them.
our need has never been more dire.
sincerely,
a balding low-e cuck
PS. maybe a good terminator movie? it seems like it wouldn't be that hard, honestly. but all signs indicate it's harder than I think! hahaha, anyway take care
Our payroll processor is saying they can't put 11/11/2016 on payroll checks, because banks are closed. I get that. Nothing can be cashed that day. It doesn't mean you can't put the actual date on a check. They don't get that.
Then put 11/12/2016 on the checks and kick them out. Who gives an F what date is on the check?
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mysticjuicer[he/him] I'm a muscle wizardand I cast P U N C HRegistered Userregular
I have a pocket-sized one that I use when I want to annoy a whole room with my a cappella and showtune music. Smartphone speakers just aren't powerful enough to annoy an entire room.
friends, best buy has the UE roll (rad little bluetooth speaker) on sale for $50 (which is like half off)
I once had a job where I had to process incoming bluetooth accessories, get them into a database, and asset tag them
guess what asset tags do not stick to? that silicon rubber shit
guess what every fucking bluetooth speaker is made of?
Aioua on
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
As Alexandra Starr reported for NPR last year, a law was passed in 2000 to grant automatic citizenship to children adopted by U.S. parents. But the law "only covered future adoptees and those 18 or younger," Starr reported. "One of the people who didn't make the age cut-off was Adam Crapser."
I can't believe that wasn't already the law
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
Some of you who I like are shitting on survivalists in the election thread and we're gonna have words.
about the kitten needs to have just a big fat spoiler tag over it or something so I don't have to read it and immediately assume the worst and get massively depressed
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please maek movie that has snappy quotable dialogue. I frequent a left-leaning forum for a webcomic about videogames and the mod team refuses to create new reaction buttons for us until the mood strikes them.
our need has never been more dire.
sincerely,
a balding low-e cuck
PS. maybe a good terminator movie? it seems like it wouldn't be that hard, honestly. but all signs indicate it's harder than I think! hahaha, anyway take care
PPS. hurry!!!
I thought I had heard this judging by the description.
I heard this while doing errands one day.
ASCII art is where it's at.
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I will never stop hoping
No I am only gooey adjacent not actully gooby
I got trans-gendered JarJar Binks holding her ample bosom.
I'm not good at these rorschach test
Are these truly additive enough for it to exist and be profitable?
I was for sure we would get "people tell me" and "the best"
Tho that makes me want glenngary buttons.
^v^ man
Just not F1 because thats obsolete
I have one in the kitchen so when I get into the house my phone switches from headphones to speaker
Not with snapchat and twitter on the market.
well really it was snapchat and twitter emulated that real quick
No this is Batman
Farewell vine ...
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I once had a job where I had to process incoming bluetooth accessories, get them into a database, and asset tag them
guess what asset tags do not stick to? that silicon rubber shit
guess what every fucking bluetooth speaker is made of?
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Shower music
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/10/27/499573378/south-korean-adopted-at-age-3-is-to-be-deported-37-years-later
Like that kid in hackers with the sandwich bags over his headphones?
we use it when we sit outside watching the kids, to listen to music from our phones
one time we listened to tunes while sipping wine on the back porch in the evening
so I guess, enjoying music while out and about?
ALSO it comes with an adorable fucking floaty device you can put it in, so you can listen to music in the pool or whatev
Clearly the guys behind YTMND need to work out how to embed
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I can't believe that wasn't already the law
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
about the kitten needs to have just a big fat spoiler tag over it or something so I don't have to read it and immediately assume the worst and get massively depressed