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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Our payroll processor is saying they can't put 11/11/2016 on payroll checks, because banks are closed. I get that. Nothing can be cashed that day. It doesn't mean you can't put the actual date on a check. They don't get that.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    M8KE 8MERICA GR8EAT 8G8IN
    There are 5 eights in there...
    8-5 = 3...

    HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED.

    What's 3x2

    8, just flip the three over.

    Half Like 3 Confirmed.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    i want money but i don't want to work for it what is the solution

    vote democrat
    if only it were that easy

    we'll get there eventually

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    isn't most-efficient elevator routing an NP complete problem?
    Most efficient isn't always how elevators are routed. Sometimes this executive privilege kicks in and one elevator parks at the penthouse for the Sr. Management at the end of the day.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    is this where we sneer at apple's pricing because we're not taking into account that they have better software design, better hardware design, better reliability, better resale value, better support, and better customer satisfaction than the competition

    hahahahahahahaaaaaaaahhahahahahaha

    *weeze*

    hahahahahahaha!

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Our payroll processor is saying they can't put 11/11/2016 on payroll checks, because banks are closed. I get that. Nothing can be cashed that day. It doesn't mean you can't put the actual date on a check. They don't get that.

    ... do they not realize that the date on a check doesn't really mean anything?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    My mouth burns right now and my stomach hurts and my eyes are watering and it's squat day at the gym.

    well.... you know what they say, if you're not shitting blood you're doing it wrong.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    wait why is vine shutting down

    is it being replaced with vine2.0 or
    I want to say "because it's poop from a butt", but that's not the actual reason. If things that were poop from a butt were shut down, the internet would have a LOT less content and the Republicans would probably have a different candidate.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    So will Apple DJ or whatever replace GarageBand as the most-touted-but-never-used pack-in?

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I have a coworker whose projector has some sort of brokenness. It has a vertical line in the picture like a third in from the right. It's perfectly straight vertically, running the whole height, about 10px wide.

    Apparently there was a function to do RGB color isolation and it didn't show up on the Green and Blue channels.

    Anyone recognize this? I don't know how digital projectors work but I was theorizing that maybe the image is sourced from an LCD or something and that screen was broken.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    wait why is vine shutting down

    is it being replaced with vine2.0 or

    it had a violent case of the stomach flu and it's not going to pull through

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I remember when we had a forum costume contest and I got in trouble because I went as a Temp ban.

    Prudes.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    I leave for an hour.

    Amateurhour what did you do?

    Are you playing Last of the Mohicans with your musket and hatchet in the office again

    That's a gunstock club

    Cmon

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    are YOU on the beer list?
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I have a coworker whose projector has some sort of brokenness. It has a vertical line in the picture like a third in from the right. It's perfectly straight vertically, running the whole height, about 10px wide.

    Apparently there was a function to do RGB color isolation and it didn't show up on the Green and Blue channels.

    Anyone recognize this? I don't know how digital projectors work but I was theorizing that maybe the image is sourced from an LCD or something and that screen was broken.

    Assuming this is an LCD projector, I'm betting it's a bad line of pixels. Happens on LCD screens sometimes and may only affect one color channel. It happened on my work laptop a while back and I haven't gotten it fixed yet. Probably need to repair or replace the LCD screen in the projector.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    wait why is vine shutting down

    is it being replaced with vine2.0 or

    Not profitable would be my guess

    Nobody wants to watch an ad before a 6 second video

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    best vine

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Oh my god the board of realtors attorney is out there spouting nonesense again. God damn it!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Six wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I have a coworker whose projector has some sort of brokenness. It has a vertical line in the picture like a third in from the right. It's perfectly straight vertically, running the whole height, about 10px wide.

    Apparently there was a function to do RGB color isolation and it didn't show up on the Green and Blue channels.

    Anyone recognize this? I don't know how digital projectors work but I was theorizing that maybe the image is sourced from an LCD or something and that screen was broken.

    Assuming this is an LCD projector, I'm betting it's a bad line of pixels. Happens on LCD screens sometimes and may only affect one color channel. It happened on my work laptop a while back and I haven't gotten it fixed yet. Probably need to repair or replace the LCD screen in the projector.

    Super! I'll see what model it is and if it seems fixable, thank you!

    PSN: Honkalot
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    wait why is vine shutting down

    is it being replaced with vine2.0 or

    Twitter disrupted their business model.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    but

    i love vines

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I have a coworker whose projector has some sort of brokenness. It has a vertical line in the picture like a third in from the right. It's perfectly straight vertically, running the whole height, about 10px wide.

    Apparently there was a function to do RGB color isolation and it didn't show up on the Green and Blue channels.

    Anyone recognize this? I don't know how digital projectors work but I was theorizing that maybe the image is sourced from an LCD or something and that screen was broken.

    Assuming this is an LCD projector, I'm betting it's a bad line of pixels. Happens on LCD screens sometimes and may only affect one color channel. It happened on my work laptop a while back and I haven't gotten it fixed yet. Probably need to repair or replace the LCD screen in the projector.

    Super! I'll see what model it is and if it seems fixable, thank you!
    Honk wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I have a coworker whose projector has some sort of brokenness. It has a vertical line in the picture like a third in from the right. It's perfectly straight vertically, running the whole height, about 10px wide.

    Apparently there was a function to do RGB color isolation and it didn't show up on the Green and Blue channels.

    Anyone recognize this? I don't know how digital projectors work but I was theorizing that maybe the image is sourced from an LCD or something and that screen was broken.

    Assuming this is an LCD projector, I'm betting it's a bad line of pixels. Happens on LCD screens sometimes and may only affect one color channel. It happened on my work laptop a while back and I haven't gotten it fixed yet. Probably need to repair or replace the LCD screen in the projector.

    Super! I'll see what model it is and if it seems fixable, thank you!

    yeah a neat vertical/horizontal line is almost always a hardware failure

    luckily it's also usually a warranty repair and not from damage

    assuming its ion warranty

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    but

    i love vines
    They don't love you back, EM.

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular

    OMG WHO'SE CUTTING ONIONS IN HERE

    Ahhhhhh

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    @honk have you tried a pixel unsticker?

    http://www.jscreenfix.com/
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdrMuKpaCI (seizure warning)

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    this is your periodic reminder that we live in a forum without Fury Road reaction buttons

    why

    why were they taken from us

    mercy please

    please

    this has been your periodic reminder that we live in a forum without Fury Road reaction buttons

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    but

    i love vines

    press F to pay respects

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    So will Apple DJ or whatever replace GarageBand as the most-touted-but-never-used pack-in?

    Garage Band is the Scooty Puff JR of music production, not DJing

    There are some apps to play at DJing but if you're doing anything serious then the options are OS-agnostic (Serato, Traktor, Ableton, or maybe Virtual DJ). AFAIK, the only real option for iPad is Traktor.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    but

    i love vines

    enough to pay money for them?

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    this is your periodic reminder that we live in a forum without Fury Road reaction buttons

    why

    why were they taken from us

    mercy please

    please

    this has been your periodic reminder that we live in a forum without Fury Road reaction buttons
    Who killed the world?

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Why do we need embeddable video clips that don't have video controls?

    Is it a crime to want to pause and rewind? I'm mostly looking sideways at IG for this, especially since they went to 90-seconds.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    this is your periodic reminder that we live in a forum without Fury Road reaction buttons

    why

    why were they taken from us

    mercy please

    please

    this has been your periodic reminder that we live in a forum without Fury Road reaction buttons
    Who killed the world?

    Tube.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    this is your periodic reminder that we live in a forum without Fury Road reaction buttons

    why

    why were they taken from us

    mercy please

    please

    this has been your periodic reminder that we live in a forum without Fury Road reaction buttons

    I am so glad they're gone

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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    this is your periodic reminder that we live in a forum without Fury Road reaction buttons

    why

    why were they taken from us

    mercy please

    please

    this has been your periodic reminder that we live in a forum without Fury Road reaction buttons

    They ride in vahalla

    Shiny and chrome

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    mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    this is your periodic reminder that we live in a forum without Fury Road reaction buttons

    why

    why were they taken from us

    mercy please

    please

    this has been your periodic reminder that we live in a forum without Fury Road reaction buttons

    I am so glad they're gone

    mediocre

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    foss video makes me want to pet cats but i cant pet the cats

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    this is your periodic reminder that we live in a forum without Fury Road reaction buttons

    why

    why were they taken from us

    mercy please

    please

    this has been your periodic reminder that we live in a forum without Fury Road reaction buttons

    They ride in vahalla

    Shiny and chrome
    I'm running Chrome, and I don't see them. Maybe I should pick up the Shiny browser you are talking about.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Vines were an odd thing.

    Especially with gifv coming around.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Why do we need embeddable video clips that don't have video controls?

    Is it a crime to want to pause and rewind? I'm mostly looking sideways at IG for this, especially since they went to 90-seconds.

    it is a crime to want

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