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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    If the mother fucker is paying taxes he's an American.

    Let him stay.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    That H/A thread

    about the kitten needs to have just a big fat spoiler tag over it or something so I don't have to read it and immediately assume the worst and get massively depressed
    i will risk it all to check for you
    DUE it's ok we're all going to be ok
    Norgoth wrote: »
    We took her back to the vet, she's not ill thankfully, just picky. We tried to heat it up and it worked like a dream. So hopefully she will be good from on.
    Norgoth wrote: »
    Ask and ye shall receive
    pnuIDlgwjpnslhHwKj

    the hero we need

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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    Yeah, if the dems don't get the senate I expect them to follow the tradition of no woman ever nominating a justice.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    jesus fucking christ this is sad

    ap_163007763431401_Adam_Crapser_wide-aff0ff8b56347c01f60779a2b975da892b0ae4c2-s800-c85.jpg
    Adam Crapser was brought to the United States when he was 3, to start a new life — new parents, new culture, new country.

    But his adoptive parents didn't complete his citizenship papers. Then they abandoned him to the foster care system.

    http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/10/27/499573378/south-korean-adopted-at-age-3-is-to-be-deported-37-years-later

    Don't his four fucking children allow him to anchor permanently since they're US citizens?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    If the mother fucker is paying taxes he's an American.

    Let him stay.

    Most "illegal" immigrants pay taxes. And hilariously get less services than the average american. On top of the constant threat of being kicked out despite doing nothing wrong but being an easy political target.

    Like its sad to me that the stereotypical belief about hispanics is they are lazy, in my experience they are some of the hardest fucking workers around.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    But after the final presidential debate and, given the strong possibility that Hillary Clinton wins the presidency — unless something drastic happens — is this continued refusal to act on the Garland nomination a smart move for conservatives? After all, Garland is seen as a judicial moderate, and Clinton has not committed to renominating him if she wins.

    There's a case to be made that if the GOP wants to salvage the most conservative possible Supreme Court in a year that could see not only a Clinton presidential win but a Democratic takeover of the Senate, it should consider Garland.

    usually I try not to do the political glee thing but

    the thought of this group of people refusing to do their jobs, and thus getting a worse outcome for themselves, is p great

    I can't believe they've been allowed to hold up a nom for, what, a whole fucking year?

    it's infuriating. what's the longest a Supreme Court seat has sat empty in the past?

    391 days

    are you answering my first or second question

    The second

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    If the mother fucker is paying taxes he's an American.

    Let him stay.

    came up from circumstances
    had some run-ins with the law in his youth
    cleaned his shit up
    owned a business for a while
    settled down and raising his kids

    dude is so american it hurts

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    If the mother fucker is paying taxes he's an American.

    Let him stay.

    Most "illegal" immigrants pay taxes. And hilariously get less services than the average american. On top of the constant threat of being kicked out despite doing nothing wrong but being an easy political target.

    Like its sad to me that the stereotypical belief about hispanics is they are lazy, in my experience they are some of the hardest fucking workers around.

    Oh yeah, I didn't mean to say just him. If ANYONE is coming into this country and paying taxes then fuck it they're already doing more than Trump is for us.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Mmmmmm coffee

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    If the mother fucker is paying taxes he's an American.

    Let him stay.

    Most "illegal" immigrants pay taxes. And hilariously get less services than the average american. On top of the constant threat of being kicked out despite doing nothing wrong but being an easy political target.

    Like its sad to me that the stereotypical belief about hispanics is they are lazy, in my experience they are some of the hardest fucking workers around.

    a lot of them are doing jobs we can't get normal americans to do even at wages above minimum

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Yeah if Dems get the majority back I expect to see the rules changed.

    Especially since Harry Reid will be gone too

    What a lousy leader he was

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    If the mother fucker is paying taxes he's an American.

    Let him stay.

    Most "illegal" immigrants pay taxes. And hilariously get less services than the average american. On top of the constant threat of being kicked out despite doing nothing wrong but being an easy political target.

    Like its sad to me that the stereotypical belief about hispanics is they are lazy, in my experience they are some of the hardest fucking workers around.

    Oh yeah, I didn't mean to say just him. If ANYONE is coming into this country and paying taxes then fuck it they're already doing more than Trump is for us.

    Rekt

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    like

    that's the kind of situation where the applicable governor should pardon his old crimes to get them off the books

    how fucking stupid

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    idgi

    for all intensive purposes he's an american

    the fuck gooey

    build a wall and make south korea pay for it, I say

    thats a whole nother issue skippy

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    But after the final presidential debate and, given the strong possibility that Hillary Clinton wins the presidency — unless something drastic happens — is this continued refusal to act on the Garland nomination a smart move for conservatives? After all, Garland is seen as a judicial moderate, and Clinton has not committed to renominating him if she wins.

    There's a case to be made that if the GOP wants to salvage the most conservative possible Supreme Court in a year that could see not only a Clinton presidential win but a Democratic takeover of the Senate, it should consider Garland.

    usually I try not to do the political glee thing but

    the thought of this group of people refusing to do their jobs, and thus getting a worse outcome for themselves, is p great

    You assume they will allow someone to be nominated once Hillary Clinton becomes president.

    Democrats are probaby going to get the senate, too

    *turns around three times, spits*

    Oh god pls yes

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    P10 wrote: »
    That H/A thread

    about the kitten needs to have just a big fat spoiler tag over it or something so I don't have to read it and immediately assume the worst and get massively depressed
    i will risk it all to check for you
    DUE it's ok we're all going to be ok
    Norgoth wrote: »
    We took her back to the vet, she's not ill thankfully, just picky. We tried to heat it up and it worked like a dream. So hopefully she will be good from on.
    Norgoth wrote: »
    Ask and ye shall receive
    pnuIDlgwjpnslhHwKj

    @P10

    you are the hero that we need ;-;

    DasUberEdward on
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    But after the final presidential debate and, given the strong possibility that Hillary Clinton wins the presidency — unless something drastic happens — is this continued refusal to act on the Garland nomination a smart move for conservatives? After all, Garland is seen as a judicial moderate, and Clinton has not committed to renominating him if she wins.

    There's a case to be made that if the GOP wants to salvage the most conservative possible Supreme Court in a year that could see not only a Clinton presidential win but a Democratic takeover of the Senate, it should consider Garland.

    usually I try not to do the political glee thing but

    the thought of this group of people refusing to do their jobs, and thus getting a worse outcome for themselves, is p great

    You assume they will allow someone to be nominated once Hillary Clinton becomes president.

    Democrats are probaby going to get the senate, too

    *turns around three times, spits*

    Oh god pls yes

    Desc now you have tempted the wrath from high atop the thing

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Yeah if Dems get the majority back I expect to see the rules changed.

    Especially since Harry Reid will be gone too

    What a lousy leader he was

    What killed me about Reid was he still abided by the old bullshit rules when it was clear the GOP wasn't.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    9
    wandering wrote: »

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w3DmSZPnbI

    Which is strangely similar to the sexual assault in that Juiced 2 commercial, now that I think about it.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I thought the new apple messege features were dumb but now I am in love with stickers and I am mad that the forums don't have them

    icy pls implement

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    bowen wrote: »
    jesus fucking christ this is sad

    ap_163007763431401_Adam_Crapser_wide-aff0ff8b56347c01f60779a2b975da892b0ae4c2-s800-c85.jpg
    Adam Crapser was brought to the United States when he was 3, to start a new life — new parents, new culture, new country.

    But his adoptive parents didn't complete his citizenship papers. Then they abandoned him to the foster care system.

    http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/10/27/499573378/south-korean-adopted-at-age-3-is-to-be-deported-37-years-later

    Don't his four fucking children allow him to anchor permanently since they're US citizens?

    Nope.

    I used to do martial arts, and my instructor, a South Korean national, got deported.

    Dude co-owned a business, had an American wife, two American kids, and was a stand-up guy. Really big into doing stuff for the community.

    His immigration lawyer fucked some paperwork up, so technically he was here illegally, and got booted. Took years and a shitton of legal fees for him to get back over, during which his business floundered, his wife was without her husband, and his kids were without their dad.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    oh god no

    stickers would be terrible

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    I thought the new apple messege features were dumb but now I am in love with stickers and I am mad that the forums don't have them

    icy pls implement

    Shaz is a sticker wizard

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    oh god no

    stickers would be terrible

    CONFORM

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    jesus fucking christ this is sad

    ap_163007763431401_Adam_Crapser_wide-aff0ff8b56347c01f60779a2b975da892b0ae4c2-s800-c85.jpg
    Adam Crapser was brought to the United States when he was 3, to start a new life — new parents, new culture, new country.

    But his adoptive parents didn't complete his citizenship papers. Then they abandoned him to the foster care system.

    http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/10/27/499573378/south-korean-adopted-at-age-3-is-to-be-deported-37-years-later

    Don't his four fucking children allow him to anchor permanently since they're US citizens?

    Nope.

    I used to do martial arts, and my instructor, a South Korean national, got deported.

    Dude co-owned a business, had an American wife, two American kids, and was a stand-up guy. Really big into doing stuff for the community.

    His immigration lawyer fucked some paperwork up, so technically he was here illegally, and got booted. Took years and a shitton of legal fees for him to get back over, during which his business flourished, his wife was without her husband, and his kids were without their dad.

    his business flourished?

    It feels like that should say floundered.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    What's the use case for a Bluetooth speaker

    we use it when we sit outside watching the kids, to listen to music from our phones

    one time we listened to tunes while sipping wine on the back porch in the evening

    so I guess, enjoying music while out and about?

    ALSO it comes with an adorable fucking floaty device you can put it in, so you can listen to music in the pool or whatev

    How big is your pool that you can't leave your expensive electronic device on a table or something instead of in the water

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    His immigration lawyer fucked some paperwork up, so technically he was here illegally, and got booted. Took years and a shitton of legal fees for him to get back over, during which his business flourished, his wife was without her husband, and his kids were without their dad.

    his business flourished?

    It feels like that should say floundered.

    no you see he had a poor head for numbers and his wife was an accountant

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    jesus fucking christ this is sad

    ap_163007763431401_Adam_Crapser_wide-aff0ff8b56347c01f60779a2b975da892b0ae4c2-s800-c85.jpg
    Adam Crapser was brought to the United States when he was 3, to start a new life — new parents, new culture, new country.

    But his adoptive parents didn't complete his citizenship papers. Then they abandoned him to the foster care system.

    http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/10/27/499573378/south-korean-adopted-at-age-3-is-to-be-deported-37-years-later

    Don't his four fucking children allow him to anchor permanently since they're US citizens?

    Nope.

    I used to do martial arts, and my instructor, a South Korean national, got deported.

    Dude co-owned a business, had an American wife, two American kids, and was a stand-up guy. Really big into doing stuff for the community.

    His immigration lawyer fucked some paperwork up, so technically he was here illegally, and got booted. Took years and a shitton of legal fees for him to get back over, during which his business flourished, his wife was without her husband, and his kids were without their dad.

    should've deported the lawyer too

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    The hottest cubic boobs you've ever seen.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    jesus fucking christ this is sad

    ap_163007763431401_Adam_Crapser_wide-aff0ff8b56347c01f60779a2b975da892b0ae4c2-s800-c85.jpg
    Adam Crapser was brought to the United States when he was 3, to start a new life — new parents, new culture, new country.

    But his adoptive parents didn't complete his citizenship papers. Then they abandoned him to the foster care system.

    http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/10/27/499573378/south-korean-adopted-at-age-3-is-to-be-deported-37-years-later

    Don't his four fucking children allow him to anchor permanently since they're US citizens?

    Nope.

    I used to do martial arts, and my instructor, a South Korean national, got deported.

    Dude co-owned a business, had an American wife, two American kids, and was a stand-up guy. Really big into doing stuff for the community.

    His immigration lawyer fucked some paperwork up, so technically he was here illegally, and got booted. Took years and a shitton of legal fees for him to get back over, during which his business flourished, his wife was without her husband, and his kids were without their dad.

    his business flourished?

    It feels like that should say floundered.

    Yep. My bad.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    the problem with stickers

    is that's what emoji were

    but then people used them so much they had to get put into unicode

    you're just reinventing emoji

    and now some poor guy at the Unicode Consortium is sweating about what kind of bullshit they're going to have to put into the next version

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    ALSO it comes with an adorable fucking floaty device you can put it in, so you can listen to music in the pool or whatev

    How big is your pool that you can't leave your expensive electronic device on a table or something instead of in the water

    what do you mean how big is my pool

    this is america

    my shit is olympian in size

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    jesus fucking christ this is sad

    ap_163007763431401_Adam_Crapser_wide-aff0ff8b56347c01f60779a2b975da892b0ae4c2-s800-c85.jpg
    Adam Crapser was brought to the United States when he was 3, to start a new life — new parents, new culture, new country.

    But his adoptive parents didn't complete his citizenship papers. Then they abandoned him to the foster care system.

    http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/10/27/499573378/south-korean-adopted-at-age-3-is-to-be-deported-37-years-later

    Don't his four fucking children allow him to anchor permanently since they're US citizens?

    Nope.

    I used to do martial arts, and my instructor, a South Korean national, got deported.

    Dude co-owned a business, had an American wife, two American kids, and was a stand-up guy. Really big into doing stuff for the community.

    His immigration lawyer fucked some paperwork up, so technically he was here illegally, and got booted. Took years and a shitton of legal fees for him to get back over, during which his business flourished, his wife was without her husband, and his kids were without their dad.

    did he at least get a refund on his legal fees

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I swung axes at trees this weekend. Here is a picture of me and my butt doing so.
    707t164spahr.jpg

    I ate an engineer
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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    ALSO it comes with an adorable fucking floaty device you can put it in, so you can listen to music in the pool or whatev

    How big is your pool that you can't leave your expensive electronic device on a table or something instead of in the water

    what do you mean how big is my pool

    this is america

    my shit is olympian in size

    So like Michael Phelps sized or Simon Biles sized.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    my shit is olympian in size

    did you have Chiptole for lunch?

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    jesus fucking christ this is sad

    ap_163007763431401_Adam_Crapser_wide-aff0ff8b56347c01f60779a2b975da892b0ae4c2-s800-c85.jpg
    Adam Crapser was brought to the United States when he was 3, to start a new life — new parents, new culture, new country.

    But his adoptive parents didn't complete his citizenship papers. Then they abandoned him to the foster care system.

    http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/10/27/499573378/south-korean-adopted-at-age-3-is-to-be-deported-37-years-later

    Don't his four fucking children allow him to anchor permanently since they're US citizens?

    Nope.

    I used to do martial arts, and my instructor, a South Korean national, got deported.

    Dude co-owned a business, had an American wife, two American kids, and was a stand-up guy. Really big into doing stuff for the community.

    His immigration lawyer fucked some paperwork up, so technically he was here illegally, and got booted. Took years and a shitton of legal fees for him to get back over, during which his business flourished, his wife was without her husband, and his kids were without their dad.

    did he at least get a refund on his legal fees

    I don't really know what happened. I had long since moved away by the time he got back, I only know he made it back because a few of my old TKD buddies started taking classes again when he reopened the school.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    But after the final presidential debate and, given the strong possibility that Hillary Clinton wins the presidency — unless something drastic happens — is this continued refusal to act on the Garland nomination a smart move for conservatives? After all, Garland is seen as a judicial moderate, and Clinton has not committed to renominating him if she wins.

    There's a case to be made that if the GOP wants to salvage the most conservative possible Supreme Court in a year that could see not only a Clinton presidential win but a Democratic takeover of the Senate, it should consider Garland.

    usually I try not to do the political glee thing but

    the thought of this group of people refusing to do their jobs, and thus getting a worse outcome for themselves, is p great

    You assume they will allow someone to be nominated once Hillary Clinton becomes president.

    Democrats are probaby going to get the senate, too

    *turns around three times, spits*

    Oh god pls yes

    Desc now you have tempted the wrath from high atop the thing

    No that's not a thing

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    There isn't a thing

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