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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    tapes old job had a super adorable rescue kitty that only knew a single horrible whining meow and used ti for absolutely everything.

    It didn't help she had really really bad breath too

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Good morning.

    Guess we won't be seeing Persia or the Ottomans in Civ VI anytime soon, huh?

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    I have got to stop reading the comments on porn sites and youtube videos.

    Good lord. It will make you weep for humanity.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    (seminar is literally "get someone with boobs to hang out with, wait for weekend)

    A worthwhile cause, indeed.

    I feel like if you get someone who lets you put your face in their boobs, and are like "YES, SOMETIMES I CAN SLEEP IN AND PUT MY FACE IN BOOBS?" you might not be looking at the big picture :P

    I'm not a big picture kinda guy right now!

    Boob snuggles are best snuggles, Shiv.

    I'm not actually sure what version of snuggling I like best. I don't actually think they are boob snuggles.

    It's the only snuggle position where I, as a rather big cisgendered dude, gets to be the spoonee, as opposed to the spooner.

    So, maybe it's the novelty of it.

    All I know is it's the one time where I'm not trying to keep my arm from falling asleep or accidentally inhaling hair.

    Are you too big for standard spooning?

    I dunno, I think I prefer chests pressed together and faces near each other for snuggles.

    I prefer she sleeps in her bed and I sleep in mine.

    It's AWESOME

    That is fair too, though I'm talking about when awake!
    Neco wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    (seminar is literally "get someone with boobs to hang out with, wait for weekend)

    A worthwhile cause, indeed.

    I feel like if you get someone who lets you put your face in their boobs, and are like "YES, SOMETIMES I CAN SLEEP IN AND PUT MY FACE IN BOOBS?" you might not be looking at the big picture :P

    I'm not a big picture kinda guy right now!

    Boob snuggles are best snuggles, Shiv.

    I'm not actually sure what version of snuggling I like best. I don't actually think they are boob snuggles.

    It's the only snuggle position where I, as a rather big cisgendered dude, gets to be the spoonee, as opposed to the spooner.

    So, maybe it's the novelty of it.

    All I know is it's the one time where I'm not trying to keep my arm from falling asleep or accidentally inhaling hair.

    Are you too big for standard spooning?

    I dunno, I think I prefer chests pressed together and faces near each other for snuggles.

    Boobs..

    On...

    boobs?!

    *faints*

    Gaaaaaay

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    (seminar is literally "get someone with boobs to hang out with, wait for weekend)

    A worthwhile cause, indeed.

    I feel like if you get someone who lets you put your face in their boobs, and are like "YES, SOMETIMES I CAN SLEEP IN AND PUT MY FACE IN BOOBS?" you might not be looking at the big picture :P

    I'm not a big picture kinda guy right now!

    Boob snuggles are best snuggles, Shiv.

    I'm not actually sure what version of snuggling I like best. I don't actually think they are boob snuggles.

    It's the only snuggle position where I, as a rather big cisgendered dude, gets to be the spoonee, as opposed to the spooner.

    So, maybe it's the novelty of it.

    All I know is it's the one time where I'm not trying to keep my arm from falling asleep or accidentally inhaling hair.

    Are you too big for standard spooning?

    I dunno, I think I prefer chests pressed together and faces near each other for snuggles.

    I'm 5'9 with a 51" chest and weigh approx 240.

    Haven't had a g/f over 5'5".

    It's... awkward...

    Beasto and I are about similar height (5'8" him 5'6" me) and we've kind of had to come to the practical conclusion that spooning is great in theory and mediocre in practice. why are there so many bones in the human arm?? What an oversight

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I'm cold and tired and don't want to go to work and instead want to bury my face in boobs

    Perhaps I should find a new job where all of those things are fixed.

    Get a job where you study whether putting your face in boobs helps prevent cancer.

    Now here's a medical study I'd go to be a guinea pig for, screw the drugs to help with opioid induced constipation that the clinical trial place in my area keeps advertising.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    (seminar is literally "get someone with boobs to hang out with, wait for weekend)

    A worthwhile cause, indeed.

    I feel like if you get someone who lets you put your face in their boobs, and are like "YES, SOMETIMES I CAN SLEEP IN AND PUT MY FACE IN BOOBS?" you might not be looking at the big picture :P

    I'm not a big picture kinda guy right now!

    Boob snuggles are best snuggles, Shiv.

    I'm not actually sure what version of snuggling I like best. I don't actually think they are boob snuggles.

    It's the only snuggle position where I, as a rather big cisgendered dude, gets to be the spoonee, as opposed to the spooner.

    So, maybe it's the novelty of it.

    All I know is it's the one time where I'm not trying to keep my arm from falling asleep or accidentally inhaling hair.

    Are you too big for standard spooning?

    I dunno, I think I prefer chests pressed together and faces near each other for snuggles.

    I'm 5'9 with a 51" chest and weigh approx 240.

    Haven't had a g/f over 5'5".

    It's... awkward...

    Hmm

    I'm 5'11" and Querry's 5'5" :P

    (but my chest is like fifteen to twenty inches smaller so ok maybe)

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    also @mazzyx yeesss gib me all dem tax breaks screw you poor peopllllllle

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I need a soda.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    My favorite thing about the idea of the Ma
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    (seminar is literally "get someone with boobs to hang out with, wait for weekend)

    A worthwhile cause, indeed.

    I feel like if you get someone who lets you put your face in their boobs, and are like "YES, SOMETIMES I CAN SLEEP IN AND PUT MY FACE IN BOOBS?" you might not be looking at the big picture :P

    I'm not a big picture kinda guy right now!

    Boob snuggles are best snuggles, Shiv.

    I'm not actually sure what version of snuggling I like best. I don't actually think they are boob snuggles.

    It's the only snuggle position where I, as a rather big cisgendered dude, gets to be the spoonee, as opposed to the spooner.

    So, maybe it's the novelty of it.

    All I know is it's the one time where I'm not trying to keep my arm from falling asleep or accidentally inhaling hair.

    Are you too big for standard spooning?

    I dunno, I think I prefer chests pressed together and faces near each other for snuggles.

    I'm 5'9 with a 51" chest and weigh approx 240.

    Haven't had a g/f over 5'5".

    It's... awkward...

    As a 6'3" guy, I have dated a number of women in the 4'11" to 5'3 range. I find big spoon little spoon works for that.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    this cat also drooled when she was happy and getting pets

    stinky stinky drool

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Good morning my little pie crusts

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    (seminar is literally "get someone with boobs to hang out with, wait for weekend)

    A worthwhile cause, indeed.

    I feel like if you get someone who lets you put your face in their boobs, and are like "YES, SOMETIMES I CAN SLEEP IN AND PUT MY FACE IN BOOBS?" you might not be looking at the big picture :P

    I'm not a big picture kinda guy right now!

    Boob snuggles are best snuggles, Shiv.

    I'm not actually sure what version of snuggling I like best. I don't actually think they are boob snuggles.

    It's the only snuggle position where I, as a rather big cisgendered dude, gets to be the spoonee, as opposed to the spooner.

    So, maybe it's the novelty of it.

    All I know is it's the one time where I'm not trying to keep my arm from falling asleep or accidentally inhaling hair.

    Are you too big for standard spooning?

    I dunno, I think I prefer chests pressed together and faces near each other for snuggles.

    I'm 5'9 with a 51" chest and weigh approx 240.

    Haven't had a g/f over 5'5".

    It's... awkward...

    Beasto and I are about similar height (5'8" him 5'6" me) and we've kind of had to come to the practical conclusion that spooning is great in theory and mediocre in practice. why are there so many bones in the human arm?? What an oversight

    I think it benefits greatly when both partners have breasts. This is a great advantage.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    tapes old job had a super adorable rescue kitty that only knew a single horrible whining meow and used ti for absolutely everything.

    It didn't help she had really really bad breath too

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/07/090713-cats-purr-whine.html
    When they're hungry, some cats blend their normal, pleasant purrs with whines comparable in frequency to the distress cries of human infants.

    "They can sort of get away with solicitation that way rather than with just meowing, which might get them swept aside," McComb said.

    these devious bastards

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    To be a person that news organizations go to when they need a bullshit study saying alcohol or chocolate is good for whatever.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    desc wrote: »
    Good morning my little pie crusts

    hiiiii

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    tapes old job had a super adorable rescue kitty that only knew a single horrible whining meow and used ti for absolutely everything.

    It didn't help she had really really bad breath too

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/07/090713-cats-purr-whine.html
    When they're hungry, some cats blend their normal, pleasant purrs with whines comparable in frequency to the distress cries of human infants.

    "They can sort of get away with solicitation that way rather than with just meowing, which might get them swept aside," McComb said.

    these devious bastards

    this cat was a neglect case so she just really really wanted attention all the time.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    (seminar is literally "get someone with boobs to hang out with, wait for weekend)

    A worthwhile cause, indeed.

    I feel like if you get someone who lets you put your face in their boobs, and are like "YES, SOMETIMES I CAN SLEEP IN AND PUT MY FACE IN BOOBS?" you might not be looking at the big picture :P

    I'm not a big picture kinda guy right now!

    Boob snuggles are best snuggles, Shiv.

    I'm not actually sure what version of snuggling I like best. I don't actually think they are boob snuggles.

    It's the only snuggle position where I, as a rather big cisgendered dude, gets to be the spoonee, as opposed to the spooner.

    So, maybe it's the novelty of it.

    All I know is it's the one time where I'm not trying to keep my arm from falling asleep or accidentally inhaling hair.

    Are you too big for standard spooning?

    I dunno, I think I prefer chests pressed together and faces near each other for snuggles.

    I'm 5'9 with a 51" chest and weigh approx 240.

    Haven't had a g/f over 5'5".

    It's... awkward...

    Beasto and I are about similar height (5'8" him 5'6" me) and we've kind of had to come to the practical conclusion that spooning is great in theory and mediocre in practice. why are there so many bones in the human arm?? What an oversight

    I think it benefits greatly when both partners have breasts. This is a great advantage.

    so what you're saying is beasto needs to renounce his membership in the itty bitty titty committee

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    also mazzyx yeesss gib me all dem tax breaks screw you poor peopllllllle

    *drops imaginary chalk because he can't afford buy chalk just for a joke and why else would he need chalk I mean really*

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    All of the little engine and interface tweaks over the previous games in Shadowrun Hong Kong are so nice and welcome. I think I would keep playing these games as long as they kept making them. Too bad this is the last one with no sequels appearing to have been announced.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    (seminar is literally "get someone with boobs to hang out with, wait for weekend)

    A worthwhile cause, indeed.

    I feel like if you get someone who lets you put your face in their boobs, and are like "YES, SOMETIMES I CAN SLEEP IN AND PUT MY FACE IN BOOBS?" you might not be looking at the big picture :P

    I'm not a big picture kinda guy right now!

    Boob snuggles are best snuggles, Shiv.

    I'm not actually sure what version of snuggling I like best. I don't actually think they are boob snuggles.

    It's the only snuggle position where I, as a rather big cisgendered dude, gets to be the spoonee, as opposed to the spooner.

    So, maybe it's the novelty of it.

    All I know is it's the one time where I'm not trying to keep my arm from falling asleep or accidentally inhaling hair.

    Are you too big for standard spooning?

    I dunno, I think I prefer chests pressed together and faces near each other for snuggles.

    I'm 5'9 with a 51" chest and weigh approx 240.

    Haven't had a g/f over 5'5".

    It's... awkward...

    Beasto and I are about similar height (5'8" him 5'6" me) and we've kind of had to come to the practical conclusion that spooning is great in theory and mediocre in practice. why are there so many bones in the human arm?? What an oversight

    I think it benefits greatly when both partners have breasts. This is a great advantage.

    so what you're saying is beasto needs to renounce his membership in the itty bitty titty committee

    Renounce it hard, and join the rival gang.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    To be a person that news organizations go to when they need a bullshit study saying alcohol or chocolate is good for whatever.
    Stuffing chocolate in rats probably isn't as fun as it sounds.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Good morning my little pie crusts

    wow bigoted towards cake this morning i see

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    tapes old job had a super adorable rescue kitty that only knew a single horrible whining meow and used ti for absolutely everything.

    It didn't help she had really really bad breath too

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/07/090713-cats-purr-whine.html
    When they're hungry, some cats blend their normal, pleasant purrs with whines comparable in frequency to the distress cries of human infants.

    "They can sort of get away with solicitation that way rather than with just meowing, which might get them swept aside," McComb said.

    these devious bastards

    both of mine do this but only when they want to get fed, never when they're like actually in distress

    assholes

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Yes

    Cats and boobs

    This is when chat is at its best

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Good morning my little pie crusts

    wow bigoted towards cake this morning i see

    I heard that cake was the most crime ridden dessert in Western dining.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    fuckin cakes ruined America

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    good morning peeps

    i have now fallen in love with two houses

    they are both right next to Richmond International Raceway

    it's cool i can play video games with headphones on two weekends out of the year

    Let me tell you about track days.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    To be a person that news organizations go to when they need a bullshit study saying alcohol or chocolate is good for whatever.
    Stuffing chocolate in rats probably isn't as fun as it sounds.

    My understanding is that it is less feeding rats and more fishing expeditions using diet surveys.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Good morning my little pie crusts

    wow bigoted towards cake this morning i see

    I heard that cake was the most crime ridden dessert in Western dining.

    This is fake news

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »

    so what you're saying is beasto needs to renounce his membership in the itty bitty titty committee

    Hey now, tiny titties need attention to.

    No titty should want for love and affection.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    One guy on Facebook has resorted to calling people who make fun of Trump "bigots".

    Ah hah I laugh at you.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    fake cake news

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Good morning my little pie crusts

    wow bigoted towards cake this morning i see

    I heard that cake was the most crime ridden dessert in Western dining.

    This is true. Have you heard of Sweden??

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    good morning peeps

    i have now fallen in love with two houses

    they are both right next to Richmond International Raceway

    it's cool i can play video games with headphones on two weekends out of the year

    Let me tell you about track days.

    oh i know it will be obnoxious at times

    i've been to them before

    but also i am close enough i could, like, rent out my driveway and shit

    not like i leave the house anyway

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    It's a piece of cake to bake a fake

    You gotta do the cooking by the book

    or the fake will come out craazy

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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    this cat also drooled when she was happy and getting pets

    stinky stinky drool

    Eevee does that, then she does the head shake thing. Kitty drool goes everywhere.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hakkekage wrote: »

    so what you're saying is beasto needs to renounce his membership in the itty bitty titty committee

    Hey now, tiny titties need attention to.

    No titty should want for love and affection.

    They need to be big enough to grope during spooning! That is not actually that large.

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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    good morning Goo--

    Wait, where's Gooey?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular


    In Irish news, they found Pint Baby! That pic was taken in 1997, so now he's a twenty something that wants to be called Stephen instead of Pint Baby.

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