I actually loved Florida. I spent most of my time at a cool af punk festival which was one of the most open and accepting places i've ever been. I also got to perform at The Improv and eat at Applebees.
Crossed a lot of things off the list.
Is Applebees on a list?
we basically grow up hearing about your fast food but getting none of it (it's the only thing that ends up in TV shows that we don't really get)
still need to hit up Taco Bell, Wendys, Chipotle and others
I need to get a dog so he/she can clean up after all the god damned crumbs my son leaves around the house. Swear to god he just wants cracker after cracker so he can achieve peak crumb.
This is great until it turns out your dog is allergic to most of the crumbs so now you have a vacuum cleaner you need to actively protect from the stuff it's there to vacuum.
can you feel the struggle within?
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
should i buy conan this weekend and become godking of ludioustopia
or should i download the open beta for ghost recon and murder people with chat
Bless your heart.
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SixCaches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhexRegistered Userregular
There's something about Dark Souls that I just fundamentally don't get
Like, I can see it has a good combat system? But everything else about the game leaves me kind of cold
It bugs me a bit because it's a series that seems incredibly loved by its fans
Combat is great, level design is often fantastic, big sprawling levels you can explore and find shortcuts for. The storytelling is environmental and hidden and really cool when you figure it out.
Dark Souls are one of those games I prefer to watch on twitch and not play. At least that is how it always ends up after I get wooed by the environment design and such. And yet I keep buying them and throwing them aside.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
applebees isnt fast food really
its
fast casual
casual dining
something like that
applebees is all about
a) stopping by for the fast lunch with work crew
b) getting shitfaced on cheep booze and apps on wednesday night because fuck why isnt this week over.
Bless your heart.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
concert last night was hells rad but no stars were fucked I'm calling the BBB
It's a little saddening I couldn't drag the dong to my feet level and drag it through the hot desert sand.
To be fair, the way the slave bodies flap around while you drag them feels very much in line with the dildo bat from SR3.
THEY'RE THRALLS
Right! They gave us a book covering this,"All About Thralls", and in it, it says that Thralls enjoy being beaten to unconsciousness and dragged down jagged cliffs. And then it says that the Thrall must never be taught how to read, for their natural state is subser....
*squints at book, notices that every instance of the word "Thrall" is a sticker covering another word*
It's a little saddening I couldn't drag the dong to my feet level and drag it through the hot desert sand.
To be fair, the way the slave bodies flap around while you drag them feels very much in line with the dildo bat from SR3.
THEY'RE THRALLS
Look they gave us a book covering this,"All About Thralls", and in it, it says that Thralls enjoy being beaten to unconsciousness and dragged down jagged cliffs. And then it says that the Thrall must never be taught how to read, for their natural state is subser....
*squints at book, notices that every instance of the word "Thrall" is a sticker covering another word*
if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
Holy balls Zillow lists my house at 191K and I only paid 135K for it and only owe 100K
Man I'd fucking love it if that were true. That would be good times. I'd sell that fucker tomorrow.
...I believe you would do it take the 91k and build a fucken cabin.
Would Mrs. Amateurhour approve?
Not at the moment. We have a five year plan to sell the house for a good profit and use that to buy 20-40 acres and she can build a two bedroom 1 bath small house of her design for up to $150K
i've been posting makeup stuff and puppy pictures on instagram. i got 100 followers today, less than 10 are people i actually know. i wonder how many of them are spam bots and people just wanting a follow back. anyway i feel happy about the small milestone.
Querry updates me on her Tumblr account with "Another pornbot just followed me!"
i was searching #motd (makeup of the day) yesterday and kept coming across porn clips, ugh
not what i was looking for :P
I was looking something up for her the other day and apparently had porn in some tab.
I was like "wait that wasn't what I was looking for" and switched out... thereby forgetting the tab. So it happened again last night.
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SixCaches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhexRegistered Userregular
Thralls are basically the food chickens from Bojack.
Holy balls Zillow lists my house at 191K and I only paid 135K for it and only owe 100K
Man I'd fucking love it if that were true. That would be good times. I'd sell that fucker tomorrow.
...I believe you would do it take the 91k and build a fucken cabin.
Would Mrs. Amateurhour approve?
Not at the moment. We have a five year plan to sell the house for a good profit and use that to buy 20-40 acres and she can build a two bedroom 1 bath small house of her design for up to $150K
I jumped on override's bed and danced with his slave girl for a few minutes when I visited his unemployment office in the spider desert.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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SixCaches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhexRegistered Userregular
amateurhour - be advised that Zillow's estimate is about 15-20% high in my expeirence, having sold a home two months ago.
This is a miniscule sample and the markets are different and you can't draw conclusions, but part of Zillow's business model is getting people excited about real estate (so they're more likely to buy and sell and use Zillow), and one criticisms of their model is that it tends to inflate selling prices.
can you feel the struggle within?
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
St Pete houses seem small but many have massive screened-in outside areas with heated pools
This is seeming fairly attractive
:O
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Meanwhile I'm pretty sure nothing can cure my corruption.
Trans women into women get no particular thought except re: bathroom terrorism so I'm not even sure what would be the Christian uncorrupted version of me. There are several possibilities!
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was it over the dong slider
we basically grow up hearing about your fast food but getting none of it (it's the only thing that ends up in TV shows that we don't really get)
still need to hit up Taco Bell, Wendys, Chipotle and others
Like, I can see it has a good combat system? But everything else about the game leaves me kind of cold
It bugs me a bit because it's a series that seems incredibly loved by its fans
This is great until it turns out your dog is allergic to most of the crumbs so now you have a vacuum cleaner you need to actively protect from the stuff it's there to vacuum.
or should i download the open beta for ghost recon and murder people with chat
Isn't everything, when you get right down to it?
Combat is great, level design is often fantastic, big sprawling levels you can explore and find shortcuts for. The storytelling is environmental and hidden and really cool when you figure it out.
her: bigger
him: n-no it's plenty big
her: >:[
There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "Good Job"
To be fair, the way the slave bodies flap around while you drag them feels very much in line with the dildo bat from SR3.
Yeah but you still need a place to live
THEY'RE THRALLS
its
fast casual
casual dining
something like that
applebees is all about
a) stopping by for the fast lunch with work crew
b) getting shitfaced on cheep booze and apps on wednesday night because fuck why isnt this week over.
4/7
Is hard to motivate I'm terribly at bugging people to get pictures of them
Would Mrs. Amateurhour approve?
Right! They gave us a book covering this,"All About Thralls", and in it, it says that Thralls enjoy being beaten to unconsciousness and dragged down jagged cliffs. And then it says that the Thrall must never be taught how to read, for their natural state is subser....
*squints at book, notices that every instance of the word "Thrall" is a sticker covering another word*
8 pairs of designer sungalsses a trip to Napa and a Party Boat
vs
Trip to Miami, Super nice home theater + 2 sofas and a fully loaded Camaro
that first one was worth 23k LESS then the first.
if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck
Not at the moment. We have a five year plan to sell the house for a good profit and use that to buy 20-40 acres and she can build a two bedroom 1 bath small house of her design for up to $150K
The fact that all of Ludious' thralls are statuesque oiled black men wearing very little clothing is just an anomaly
Zillow says my house is "worth" $478k, but I couldn't sell it 2 years ago for $360k. So, yeah, probably a bit off.
I was looking something up for her the other day and apparently had porn in some tab.
I was like "wait that wasn't what I was looking for" and switched out... thereby forgetting the tab. So it happened again last night.
The US employed the use of Irish and Native Americans slaves before they settled on blacks, so, there's that!
The real question is, "Are you avoiding capturing the black thralls because reasons?"
LOOK IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I COULDN'T FIND A WHITE DANCER.
I REALIZE SAYING THIS SOUNDS INCREDIBLY RACIST BUT NO THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED
Only the light of heterosexual marriage can cure your corruption, DK.
??
This is a miniscule sample and the markets are different and you can't draw conclusions, but part of Zillow's business model is getting people excited about real estate (so they're more likely to buy and sell and use Zillow), and one criticisms of their model is that it tends to inflate selling prices.
This is seeming fairly attractive
:O
Trans women into women get no particular thought except re: bathroom terrorism so I'm not even sure what would be the Christian uncorrupted version of me. There are several possibilities!
*swallows hard, keeps working*