i always use shit passwords at work because they make me change it every three months and i can't repeat an old password ever again...there is no way i'm making a new GOOD password every three months and taking the time to remember it
i always use shit passwords at work because they make me change it every three months and i can't repeat an old password ever again...there is no way i'm making a new GOOD password every three months and taking the time to remember it
Lucky
I have to do a new one every month
You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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i always use shit passwords at work because they make me change it every three months and i can't repeat an old password ever again...there is no way i'm making a new GOOD password every three months and taking the time to remember it
I use an algorithm to mentally generate individual passwords for each site. I use a separate, easy to change algorithm for work because they make me change my password every 3 or 4 months.
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
Maybe I can quit my job and start a magazine called "guns and gardening"
That seems like it could hit a lot of markets.
are YOU on the beer list?
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
Keeping a note with passwords at your desk seems like a terrible idea.
Or was that the joke.jpg?
PSN: Honkalot
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IlpalaJust this guy, y'knowTexasRegistered Userregular
Definitely been using a base password plus year and quarter for places where I have to change passwords that often.
FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
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Nova_CI have the needThe need for speedRegistered Userregular
A couple years ago they changed the password restrictions for our AD passwords and so my existing passwords were no longer valid.
I spent over 10 minutes coming up with more and more complex passwords that it kept saying were invalid. It wouldn't accept anything, including a random character password over 20 characters long. I finally just did a two word rude phrase in frustration, which it accepted.
So that + incrementing numbers has been my password ever since because now I'm scared to try anything else for fear I'll just lock myself out permanently.
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SixCaches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhexRegistered Userregular
A couple years ago they changed the password restrictions for our AD passwords and so my existing passwords were no longer valid.
I spent over 10 minutes coming up with more and more complex passwords that it kept saying were invalid. It wouldn't accept anything, including a random character password over 20 characters long. I finally just did a two word rude phrase in frustration, which it accepted.
So that + incrementing numbers has been my password ever since because now I'm scared to try anything else for fear I'll just lock myself out permanently.
CleavelandSteamer2017
are YOU on the beer list?
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Oooh, someone got us a rull nice closeup of the Falcon 9 with EchoStar XXIII on top!
Conspicuously absent: Landing legs and grid fins. This booster ain't coming back, it's got too much lifting to do. Sacrificing itself for the greater good!
Launch window opens at 01:34 EDT, so unless I stay up late I won't be covering this one live. An excellent launch to watch for you West Coast folk (10:34pm), or you early-morning Europeans (05:34 UTC).
Weather is so-so for this launch window tonight though, but failing that it will try again 48 hours and 1 minute later :P
But anywho, there she is in all her glory! Wave goodbye when you watch the launch, because there will be NO landing attempt!
As I mentioned earlier, this is the 2nd of up to 5 launches from Cape Canaveral this month, which is pretty freaking cool. Space Coast is back, babay!
You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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you should all just come up with an appropriate passphrase, use it to lock your one password vault, and then let your shit be truly random generated for you everywhere.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
my password is the source code for a Malbolge program that prints "password1"
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Nova_CI have the needThe need for speedRegistered Userregular
I'm glad today is Friday (For me, my week ends today). I don't think things are going to get any better, really, but at least I don't have to get out of bed tomorrow.
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IlpalaJust this guy, y'knowTexasRegistered Userregular
my password is the source code for a Malbolge program that prints "password1"
Malbolge sounds like it was written by Maelbolgia so that none of the agents of Heaven could ever hack into Hell's shit
It's pretty amazing.
Malbolge figures out which instruction to execute by taking the value [c], adding the value of c to it, and taking the remainder when this is divided by 94. The final result tells the interpreter what to do[...]
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
you should all just come up with an appropriate passphrase, use it to lock your one password vault, and then let your shit be truly random generated for you everywhere.
i do this for all things except the login to my stupid work computer
Hm I just don't understand how seriously the government sponsor wants this proposal to be in this horrifying format.
As it is, I have a nice proposal that you can read through and follow logically. As they (maybe) want it to be, I'd have to add ~10 pages of entirely redundant shit . It probably doesn't matter either way, but it feels so bad to turn a good document into a bad one that I keep hoping they don't really mean it?
I guess they probably do, though, or, at the very least, they won't hold it against us if we follow their horrible structure and they might if we don't. Grosssssssssss
i always use shit passwords at work because they make me change it every three months and i can't repeat an old password ever again...there is no way i'm making a new GOOD password every three months and taking the time to remember it
Lucky
I have to do a new one every month
who are these fuckfaces in charge of these policies so I can take a dump in their office
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
you should all just come up with an appropriate passphrase, use it to lock your one password vault, and then let your shit be truly random generated for you everywhere.
i do this for all things except the login to my stupid work computer
I want touchID and similar tools to be accepted for AD authentication so badly. fuck having to type those passwords in at all unless you are going in through a website or a new machine.
Validate the computer, auth with biometrics, reset passwords only in the event of breaches.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
had to take a password class today and it was pretty much
"don't use the following password: gundam wing best anime for cats"
"instead use: Gund@mW!nGB3st?nim34C@ts"
"leet substitution" on passwords add basically 0 complexity to brute force hacking
plus the removal of spaces from this made it less secure than the first option, though that first option could stand to add a capital letter or two, and not be in reference to the 1:40 scale statue sitting on their desk.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
had to take a password class today and it was pretty much
"don't use the following password: gundam wing best anime for cats"
"instead use: Gund@mW!nGB3st?nim34C@ts"
This sounds like... the opposite of correct
the entropy of gundam wing best anime for cats is fucking enormous, if you add an exclamation on the end it's like heat death of the universe for a regular PC to crack
I'm not a fan of biometrics because I'd rather tell someone my password at gunpoint than have my hand cut off or my eye gouged out.
you are probably not that important. (edit: not you specifically, speaking to the more broad you most of the time)
That is pretty much the counterpoint to every paranoid person I have ever met. What are you doing / what do you have access to that justifies the level of effort needed to bypass your security measures?
syndalis on
SW-4158-3990-6116
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SixCaches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhexRegistered Userregular
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::hacks into Beast's workplace server::
Enter username
DRUNKBEAST
Enter password
EATTHEBOOTY
Access Granted
Lucky
I have to do a new one every month
Oh, is it time for a new password?
March17, with 0 padded until you hit min length.
That seems like it could hit a lot of markets.
Or was that the joke.jpg?
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
I spent over 10 minutes coming up with more and more complex passwords that it kept saying were invalid. It wouldn't accept anything, including a random character password over 20 characters long. I finally just did a two word rude phrase in frustration, which it accepted.
So that + incrementing numbers has been my password ever since because now I'm scared to try anything else for fear I'll just lock myself out permanently.
CleavelandSteamer2017
Conspicuously absent: Landing legs and grid fins. This booster ain't coming back, it's got too much lifting to do. Sacrificing itself for the greater good!
Launch window opens at 01:34 EDT, so unless I stay up late I won't be covering this one live. An excellent launch to watch for you West Coast folk (10:34pm), or you early-morning Europeans (05:34 UTC).
Weather is so-so for this launch window tonight though, but failing that it will try again 48 hours and 1 minute later :P
But anywho, there she is in all her glory! Wave goodbye when you watch the launch, because there will be NO landing attempt!
As I mentioned earlier, this is the 2nd of up to 5 launches from Cape Canaveral this month, which is pretty freaking cool. Space Coast is back, babay!
Bad policy. Dead Languages never change, making them susceptible to appropriate dictionary attacks.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Not enough hoes
The two requirements that I mentioned (low min/low max length and lots of arbitrary rules) are both really common and really awful practices.
Z3r0H03S2017
Malbolge sounds like it was written by Maelbolgia so that none of the agents of Heaven could ever hack into Hell's shit
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
"don't use the following password: gundam wing best anime for cats"
"instead use: Gund@mW!nGB3st?nim34C@ts"
yes.
It's pretty amazing.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
As it is, I have a nice proposal that you can read through and follow logically. As they (maybe) want it to be, I'd have to add ~10 pages of entirely redundant shit . It probably doesn't matter either way, but it feels so bad to turn a good document into a bad one that I keep hoping they don't really mean it?
I guess they probably do, though, or, at the very least, they won't hold it against us if we follow their horrible structure and they might if we don't. Grosssssssssss
who are these fuckfaces in charge of these policies so I can take a dump in their office
I have a post-it that says FIRE MY HARD DRIVES INTO THE SUN.
I want touchID and similar tools to be accepted for AD authentication so badly. fuck having to type those passwords in at all unless you are going in through a website or a new machine.
Validate the computer, auth with biometrics, reset passwords only in the event of breaches.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
"leet substitution" on passwords add basically 0 complexity to brute force hacking
plus the removal of spaces from this made it less secure than the first option, though that first option could stand to add a capital letter or two, and not be in reference to the 1:40 scale statue sitting on their desk.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Incognito mode circumvents NYTimes paywall
Rekt
This sounds like... the opposite of correct
the entropy of gundam wing best anime for cats is fucking enormous, if you add an exclamation on the end it's like heat death of the universe for a regular PC to crack
you are probably not that important. (edit: not you specifically, speaking to the more broad you most of the time)
That is pretty much the counterpoint to every paranoid person I have ever met. What are you doing / what do you have access to that justifies the level of effort needed to bypass your security measures?
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
The trick is to never be given access to anything valuable