It’s true. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. Yes, it is. Listen, there are three ways to manipulate the mind — what you read, what you see and what you hear. In school, first thing they teach us is, ‘Oh, Columbus discovered America,’ but when he got there, there were some fair-skinned people with the long hair smoking on the peace pipes. So, what does that tell you? Columbus didn’t discover America. So, listen, I drive from coast to coast, and this shit is flat to me. I’m just saying. I drive from Florida to California all the time, and it’s flat to me. I do not go up and down at a 360-degree angle. And all that stuff about gravity? Have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings? You mean to tell me that China is under us? China is under us? It’s not. The world is flat.
Shaq... Shaq, no
oh my god shaq is a flat earther!
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It’s true. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. Yes, it is. Listen, there are three ways to manipulate the mind — what you read, what you see and what you hear. In school, first thing they teach us is, ‘Oh, Columbus discovered America,’ but when he got there, there were some fair-skinned people with the long hair smoking on the peace pipes. So, what does that tell you? Columbus didn’t discover America. So, listen, I drive from coast to coast, and this shit is flat to me. I’m just saying. I drive from Florida to California all the time, and it’s flat to me. I do not go up and down at a 360-degree angle. And all that stuff about gravity? Have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings? You mean to tell me that China is under us? China is under us? It’s not. The world is flat.
It’s true. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. Yes, it is. Listen, there are three ways to manipulate the mind — what you read, what you see and what you hear. In school, first thing they teach us is, ‘Oh, Columbus discovered America,’ but when he got there, there were some fair-skinned people with the long hair smoking on the peace pipes. So, what does that tell you? Columbus didn’t discover America. So, listen, I drive from coast to coast, and this shit is flat to me. I’m just saying. I drive from Florida to California all the time, and it’s flat to me. I do not go up and down at a 360-degree angle. And all that stuff about gravity? Have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings? You mean to tell me that China is under us? China is under us? It’s not. The world is flat.
Shaq... Shaq, no
I assume in the second paragraph he goes on to explain how this means he doesn't need to pay taxes
full metal alchemist confirmed for toxic masculinity
just wait until you see their warped depiction of a single father!
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
the thing I don't get about flat earthers is ... what do they think the endgame is for convincing people the earth is round?
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOUR MONEY MAN
Also someone beat me to lasagna cat and I am forever shamed
Lasagna Cat still maybe one of the weirdest things I've seen on the internet. I want to compare it to Don't Hug Me I'm Scared but I think that was partially a really interesting art piece.
Sylens and Aloy are having a conversation. Sylens starts out by saying "I know that you think that the world is flat..." and proceeds to try to mansplain the round earth thing when Aloy shuts him down and says "During eclipses, the shadow on the moon is curved. It's obviously round."
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Sylens and Aloy are having a conversation. Sylens starts out by saying "I know that you think that the world is flat..." and proceeds to try to mansplain the round earth thing when Aloy shuts him down and says "During eclipses, the shadow on the moon is curved. It's obviously round."
the thing I don't get about flat earthers is ... what do they think the endgame is for convincing people the earth is round?
idk
what do truthers think is the motivation for faking 9/11
or alex jones/the president of the united states think is the motivation for faking sandy hook
Well that's so they have justification to increase surveillance and security and be more orwellian and spying on people in general. So they have excuses to take away your guns and make you a sheeple.
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God DAMN it.
I hate spoilers.
And coconuts.
jaffy
no you're thinking of the cakes
oh my god shaq is a flat earther!
It's -29 with a wind chill of -39 in Yellowknife.
Spring is still a long ways off.
I mean ... he did go to LSU
what sakes?
comic premises:
THE DOG IS LARGE
THE CAT IS FAT
THE PRIVATE IS LAZY
THE CAVEMAN IS CHRISTIAN
THE SANDWICH IS IMPLAUSIBLY BIG
CHOCOLATE and/or MONDAYS
Truly terrible
jfc John too real
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net
Jafar's tape
aladdin.jpg
prove to me that the earth isn't flat
Not safe for humans
oh boy P10's gonna be really upset that the characters in FMA are nazis
Go out to your car
Open the car door
Put your head between the door and the car
Slam the door shut
I assume in the second paragraph he goes on to explain how this means he doesn't need to pay taxes
EXACTLY
YOU CAN'T.
YOU CAN NOT FUCKING PROVE IT
CHECKMATE, ROUND EARTHERS! YOU ARE IN THE POCKET OF BIG ROUND!
they've constructed an entire world full of interesting magic systems to take the place of the real world
All fat, barbed and twisted
Last night on the GBBO they had to make an apricot couronne and it really reminded me of Garfield's dick
Secret Cow Level?
Hello?
Blizzard made a Secret Cow Level as a result of that widespread Diablo 1 hoax.
People are probably hoping that God will destroy the Earth and make the next version flat.
As an Easter Egg.
idk
what do truthers think is the motivation for faking 9/11
or alex jones/the president of the united states think is the motivation for faking sandy hook
just wait until you see their warped depiction of a single father!
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOUR MONEY MAN
Also someone beat me to lasagna cat and I am forever shamed
Lasagna Cat still maybe one of the weirdest things I've seen on the internet. I want to compare it to Don't Hug Me I'm Scared but I think that was partially a really interesting art piece.
That was fkn great
i saw an amazing diagram of the math they did to show how celestial bodies orbiting earth must move in order for the planet not to be a sphere
it was actually kind of beautiful in an insane spirograph kind of way
Well that's so they have justification to increase surveillance and security and be more orwellian and spying on people in general. So they have excuses to take away your guns and make you a sheeple.
this would just make my head flat
exactly like the earth
you see, friends? they betray themselves even as they try to silence us