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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Hey y'all there's this movie I just saw called Baby Driver it's really good

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    If you can't make it to Baby Driver, Netflix has Blazing Saddles for one more night. Check out the new sheriff, he's near.

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    NobeardNobeard North Carolina: Failed StateRegistered User regular
    *DONNNNNNNGG*

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Why is Dredd so good?

    Or maybe how is it so good?

    Because it really is good.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Why is Dredd so good?

    Or maybe how is it so good?

    Because it really is good.

    The stakes are small. That's my guess; small stakes make the hero mortal and raise tension. It's why the Dark Knight was good (two ferries in danger) and the Dark Knight Rises was a complicated mess (whole city in danger).

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    Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Currently Kultist Kthulhu Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Why is Dredd so good?

    Or maybe how is it so good?

    Because it really is good.

    The stakes are small. That's my guess; small stakes make the hero mortal and raise tension. It's why the Dark Knight was good (two ferries in danger) and the Dark Knight Rises was a complicated mess (whole city in danger).

    That's way too reductive a reason for why one of those movies is good and the other is terrible.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Why is Dredd so good?

    Or maybe how is it so good?

    Because it really is good.

    The stakes are small. That's my guess; small stakes make the hero mortal and raise tension. It's why the Dark Knight was good (two ferries in danger) and the Dark Knight Rises was a complicated mess (whole city in danger).

    That's way too reductive a reason for why one of those movies is good and the other is terrible.

    Dredd did many, many things perfectly. That said the one flaw I noticed was how the Judges mowed through the bad guys like tissue paper (which a few exceptions). In the tv show, or sequel I'd like for that to be fixed.

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    I mean... Judges aren't space Marines. You can't really let them get shot a couple times each and have them continue to kick ass unimpeded.

    Dredd did get pinned down a couple times, and shot.

    I guess I didn't notice it being too outlandishly one-sided, considering... they're Judges.

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    AstaerethAstaereth In the belly of the beastRegistered User regular
    I watched the original Judge Dredd the other day for the first time. It's ridiculous and not very good, but also fairly entertaining. Makes me want to rewatch Dredd though.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    I mean... Judges aren't space Marines. You can't really let them get shot a couple times each and have them continue to kick ass unimpeded.

    Dredd did get pinned down a couple times, and shot.

    I guess I didn't notice it being too outlandishly one-sided, considering... they're Judges.

    They do need to have tension. Regular movie/tv cops do this, I don't see why they can't. It's not about being shot, it's about whether we feel like they're in danger. Which the movie did without firing any bullets.

    The best tension was when they were on the run and had to hide, that was great. But too much was shoot and move on.

    They're also protagonists so either they had to weaken the Judges or amp up how dangerous the thugs were. Far to often the thugs were too outmatched. This is something The Raid avoided successfully.

    For example

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb4f1xpSu-I

    Well written, performed, everyone in character - except this is essentially an execution, not a tense scene.

    Harry Dresden on
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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    That's basically the start of the movie. It's showing us what their capabilities are when they are well equipped and rested. Then over the course of the movie their resources become fewer and fewer and we have to see them improvise and make more tactical decisions.

    That scene isn't supposed to be tense. The tension comes later on.

    Aistan on
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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Also, Dredd is more of a force of nature, despite being mortal like everyone else.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Plus the cool thing about Dredd is that he uses tactics

    Like, he uses his flashbangs, breaching charges, gas grenades etc

    Even later on he does the body switch with the dude in the phone booth

    Like he's a really fucking deadly combatant but he also uses simple, reliable tactics to give himself the edge

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    The minigun scene tho. Damn.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    The minigun scene tho. Damn.

    When Mama intervenes you know shit is about to go down.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Despite all the gore and what not, the cringiest scene in the movie was "choke on this *whap with gun to throat*"

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Despite all the gore and what not, the cringiest scene in the movie was "choke on this *whap with gun to throat*"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7TmC0Lfsbo

    3:34

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Baby Driver was a finely tuned delivery system for awesome moments. Not as taken with Baby and Debora as with the rest of the cast, but I was dumbfounded by how perfectly polished and honed the direction and editing was.

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Baby Driver also had some hot misdirection
    with the boss, Griff and Bats so clearly set up as the antagonists, and then they're really not. While Buddy was set up as Baby's bro, and then ended up the main villain. Just a really nice subversion of this kinda crime movie formula

    Oh brilliant
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    I didn't recognise Flea. He looks fucked up these days.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Baby Driver also had some hot misdirection
    with the boss, Griff and Bats so clearly set up as the antagonists, and then they're really not. While Buddy was set up as Baby's bro, and then ended up the main villain. Just a really nice subversion of this kinda crime movie formula
    True, but if it hadn't been for Bats' actions, the job would have gone off presumably a lot smoother.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    One thing Dredd did right was Anderson was a rookie but still willing to shot people in the head without hesitation.

    Most more Hollywood movies would've made her a wilting flower

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    DeansDeans Registered User regular
    Baby Driver also had some hot misdirection
    with the boss, Griff and Bats so clearly set up as the antagonists, and then they're really not. While Buddy was set up as Baby's bro, and then ended up the main villain. Just a really nice subversion of this kinda crime movie formula
    And Griff said if we don't seem him again he's dead, and then we never see him again, so I guess he died off-screen at some point. That gave me a chuckle when I remembered that line.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    Saban's Power Rangers is a movie I am confused by. I don't regret renting it but at the same time I can't see who the target audience was. It tells it's story competently, much more thought is put into it than other big brand action hero movies Krispy Kreme. The camerawork is genuinely good and solid and there's some 360 work that shows a freedom I never expected from an attempt at a film franchise. The special effects are mostly very, very good that I can't believe this is a Lionsgate movie. The cast, outside of the yellow ranger, is solid and good even though the Red Ranger has weird hair that's already receding. Bryan Cranston does a great job as Zordon, and Bill Hader doesn't Jar Jar Alpha 5 so he's a nice mellow sidekick, enough to make up for Elizabeth Banks sort of realizing halfway through shooting she wants to be taken more seriously than the story needs (this is no Uma Thurman Poison Ivy). And what little action you have is good Krispy Kreme with a brief Pacific Rim type fight. Hell, it's even one of the few things in the media right now that actually uses the song Handclap real well when everyone else is trying to play that song to the point where they ruin Fitz & the Tantrums (you do that with someone shitty like The Ting Tings, ok? Oh wait you already did).

    Yet at the same time it fumbles in some of the breakfast club hero development in the middle of the movie with trying to make adults jerks, making Billy the Ma-Ti of the group in an annoying manner that cuts into the likability of the character (Krispy Kreme), some of the character development is a bit too melodramatic for a kids movie but eye rolling for a teen movie, and it can't help but ruin some nice parts of the movie with unnecessary humor, at least for that moment in the film. The 90's Power Ranger movie wasn't good but it at least knew to deliver some action in the beginning, middle, and end, which this movie only does for the end (and a little training montage). It could have easily had an opening action scene, instead we just come across the aftermath of that fight Krispy Kreme. There's actually a few parts where a fight could have been put in without being shoehorned yet it never appears, and in a two hour movie you have to do that or no matter how well the story is you want to see the heroes fight something, anything, before the end.

    I'm somewhat sad that the film likely won't get a sequel, yet at the same time I can understand why the film won't get a sequel. I'm in a very Krispy Kreme situation here where I like it but I can't really try and convince anyone to spend money to see it, even though it does deserve some support. My thumb is at a 45 degree angle.
    Krispy Kreme

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    AstaerethAstaereth In the belly of the beastRegistered User regular
    Good review but
    I was hoping by the end you would have smoothly transitioned into just reviewing Krispy Kreme.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Baby Driver review: It's good! Not as hyper-edited as Wright's other stuff, but the camera still felt really dynamic and everybody gave their A game. Kinda glad I was warned not to expect anothet Cornetto movie, I'd have been disappointed. On its own terms it's a good time.

    4DX review: My chair tilted on hand brake turns or swooping camera shots, a breeze blew as we speed down a road, puffs of air poke my back and head as rear end collisions happen or people get shot. I disabled the water feature but I overheard another viewer saying they felt sprinkled during a rainy scene.

    As ways to squeeze another £4 from your pocket, you probably get more out of it than 3D. Dunno if I'd do it again though.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Hot take, fresh out of the theater:

    Baby Driver is just okay


    I am fone poast, will elaborate tbd

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Hot take, fresh out of the theater:

    Baby Driver is just okay


    I am fone poast, will elaborate tbd

    IME comparing my taste and critical hang-ups to yours, "Just okay" coming from you means it's still better than 80% of the shit that gets churned out anymore.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    ElJeffeElJeffe Roaming the streets, waving his mod gun around.Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Yeah, my Atomika-to-Jeffe translator parses that as "it's amazing, go watch it right now."

    I submitted an entry to Lego Ideas, and if 10,000 people support me, it'll be turned into an actual Lego set!If you'd like to see and support my submission, follow this link.
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    AstaerethAstaereth In the belly of the beastRegistered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Yeah, my Atomika-to-Jeffe translator parses that as "it's amazing, go watch it right now."

    Huh, that's funny. My Atomika-to-Jeffe translator parsed that to "4.7 Vampire Dogs." Must be broken.

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    italianranmaitalianranma Registered User regular
    But can your translator parse Krispy Kreme?

    飛べねぇ豚はただの豚だ。
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    AlphaRomeroAlphaRomero Registered User regular
    But can your translator parse Krispy Kreme?

    "46%"

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    But can your translator parse Krispy Kreme?

    Let's see if the new Power Rangers is a regular Krispy Kreme glazed, Baby Driver is apparently:
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    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    But can your translator parse Krispy Kreme?

    Let's see if the new Power Rangers is a regular Krispy Kreme glazed, Baby Driver is apparently:
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    So you didn't like it?

    Because that looks horrific.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    But can your translator parse Krispy Kreme?

    Let's see if the new Power Rangers is a regular Krispy Kreme glazed, Baby Driver is apparently:
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    So you didn't like it?

    Because that looks horrific.

    Unsure myself, I'm not seeing it till Monday night.

    As for my Krispy Kreme parser, it's still in beta, version 0.2g right now, so results may not accurately reflect all tastes.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    Why is Dredd so good?

    Or maybe how is it so good?

    Because it really is good.

    Close attention to the craft of fimmaking and storytelling. The small stakes of the story help, but only insomuch as it makes it easier to tell a story.

    As such there are two primary plot lines in the movie and they play off each other and with each other in order to give the movie thematic structure.

    Dredd who had isolated himself*, comes to realize the value in being able to trust people and how this has value over and above the raw aptitude of being a judge. He comes to this as his quest through the tower runs him out of the resources that make him powerful, reducing him only to his moral character and his allies.

    and Anderson(The Rookie) who has the standard hero's journey. Notably here Anderson is our PoV character and this gives the film a reason to explain things to us, without simply stating them, and it does so in a way that doesn't talk down to the audience.

    *He is the only Judge who has no team in the movie and i don't think its a coincidence that the opening introduction doesn't have him losing a partner

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    Okay an abbreviated review:

    Baby Driver is an above-average action film that uses some very slick editing in conjunction with soundtrack cues to heighten what is really only a very by-the-numbers story: a standard "one last job" riff that you've seen some version of easily a hundred times before. Familiar beats are hit, albeit with Swiss precision and panache, but there's nothing here new or exciting the way that any of Wright's other four films have done, and much of what is here is cliche or narratively-convenient. This is hardly more than Walter Hill with a pop soundtrack and a thin layer of Wright's trademark momentum pushing it all along. It's not as clever as his previous works, nor is it as funny, but it still manages to generally be fun. Some major turns in the story seem to hinge on random happenstance, and no effort is made whatsoever to counter against any claim one might make against the director's spotty history with women in his movie; if anything, this film is his worst in this regard, as the only two female characters in this movie are an ex-stripper bad girl and the young blonde damsel in distress (whom our protagonist spends the entire back half protecting from the danger he puts her in).

    There's some very good action sequences, but nothing I would call amazing or revelatory or even novel; they're just as I said, "very good." Kevin Spacey here is the most interesting character, speaking his dialogue like he's John McCrea without a backing track; Ansel Elgort (Gerry Dorsey?) and Lily James are . . there, too, I suppose.


    All in all, not a bad afternoon at the movies, but up to now Wright has only managed to make impressions on me, either positively or negatively. This is the first time I've seen one of his films and had no inclination to spend much time digesting it at all. It's a good car chase movie, little more; if that's your thing, you'll probably like it enough I guess.

    Atomika on
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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Ansel Elgort (Gerry Dorsey?)
    Slut Bunwalla?

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Why is Dredd so good?

    Or maybe how is it so good?

    Because it really is good.

    Close attention to the craft of fimmaking and storytelling. The small stakes of the story help, but only insomuch as it makes it easier to tell a story.

    As such there are two primary plot lines in the movie and they play off each other and with each other in order to give the movie thematic structure.

    Dredd who had isolated himself*, comes to realize the value in being able to trust people and how this has value over and above the raw aptitude of being a judge. He comes to this as his quest through the tower runs him out of the resources that make him powerful, reducing him only to his moral character and his allies.

    and Anderson(The Rookie) who has the standard hero's journey. Notably here Anderson is our PoV character and this gives the film a reason to explain things to us, without simply stating them, and it does so in a way that doesn't talk down to the audience.

    *He is the only Judge who has no team in the movie and i don't think its a coincidence that the opening introduction doesn't have him losing a partner

    I really enjoyed how the world building in the movie was largely visual. The dialogue never really felt like that whole "Why are they even saying this when they should clearly know it?" thing that movies tend to do.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Ansel Elgort (Gerry Dorsey?)
    Slut Bunwalla?

    Wingelbert Humptyback

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