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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    God help me that lambskin jacket is insane and I want it.

    Yours for a mere $6k!

    https://www.net-a-porter.com/us/en/product/920063/Alexander_McQueen/shearling-lined-textured-leather-jacket

    I guarantee you could get something very similar custom made for a third of the price, but it won't have a famous label sewn into it.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    God help me that lambskin jacket is insane and I want it.

    Yours for a mere $6k!

    https://www.net-a-porter.com/us/en/product/920063/Alexander_McQueen/shearling-lined-textured-leather-jacket

    I guarantee you could get something very similar custom made for a third of the price, but it won't have a famous label sewn into it.

    Hell maybe even less.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    @pooka does the wig feel anything like real hair? Or is it weird stringy stuff

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Probably not in Australia, no. I know where I can get a really nice sheepskin lined tailored mens leather jacket from pattern for $850, full custom work is much more expensive.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Probably not in Australia, no. I know where I can get a really nice sheepskin lined tailored mens leather jacket from pattern for $850, full custom work is much more expensive.

    There used to be a guy out in the depths of Fyshwick who would make all kinds of sheep-based gear, sometimes to order. I got my uggs from him*. Anyway I dunno what he'd charge for something similar, but I bet if you brought him the sheep it would cost a lost less.

    *proper traditional night-shitting uggs, not sell-out commercialised US-owned Uggs, or useless knock-off fashion uggs

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    googling night-shitting uggs has left me confused

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    bowen wrote: »
    googling night-shitting uggs has left me confused

    uggs are traditional australian footwear used for
    a) going to an outdoor dunny late at night or
    b) what you wear when you have to help a farm animal give birth at 2am in the rain

    anyone wearing them in other circumstances should be ridiculed.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    The kind you put on before you get out of your tent to go shit by the creek.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    outdoor dunny

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    outdoor dunny

    Yeah, you know

    a long drop

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    outdoor dunny

    Yeah, you know

    a long drop

    I have no further questions your honor

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    pooka does the wig feel anything like real hair? Or is it weird stringy stuff
    @TheRoadVirus, it's much higher quality than party store wigs, but it doesn't feel quite as soft as real hair; it's close, for a synthetic wig. there's no weird smell, and supposedly, they can be heat-styled.

    there were also a ton of extensions and the like -- i was briefly tempted by some gray bangs, but decent-seeming full wigs for 10 dollars was too good.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2017
    One thing I didn't notice about the shearling coat until today is that it has removable pauldrons and couters. I really want to make a copy of that now.

    In case anyone was wondering (you weren't, but imma tell you anyway), the reason I have a ready-made set of fashion-likes for a spontaneous apology post is that I've been researching and saving up examples of clothes I like to give me ideas of what I want to reproduce for the fashion doll that I purchased (that I believe was just delivered). I really dig armor-inspired fashions.

    Cambiata on
    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Help guys I am HAVING A CRISIS

    A friend of mine has an extra ticket to a VERY swish F1 event here tonight and I'm definitely going but it's VERY SWISH so I don't know what to wear oh god help me

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    wait wait

    at the track or afterwards

    this is important

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    After.

    At the Ritz-Carlton.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    in that case, the fanciest thing you got. dont hold back, put the the most expensive things you own on yourself

    going shopping for something even more glam would not be out of bounds, either

    F1 only exists as a sport because european, arabian and east asian multi-millionaires love it, so money definitely talks at their events

    Indie Winter on
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    also please take loads of pictures so I can live vicariously through you

    also also tell max verstappen I love him

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
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    I don't know who that is

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    he's a small dutch boy who's a fantastic driver just google him you'll be fine

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    If you're going to hang out with anyone it'd be Daniel Ricciardo, he seems to know how to have a good time



    I'm not hella jealous, you're hella jealous

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Help guys I am HAVING A CRISIS

    A friend of mine has an extra ticket to a VERY swish F1 event here tonight and I'm definitely going but it's VERY SWISH so I don't know what to wear oh god help me

    Got an LBD and some slinky shoes?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Yeah but I decided against it cause it's a real Announcement of a dress and I haven't worn it in a while so what if it looked bad?

    I wore it to @Mysst and @Jennerose 's wedding and someone in her family described me as I think "dressed for a slutty funeral," which was both perfect and accurate.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Also I put a run in my nylons and had to stitch them

    Judge me, bitches

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Also I put a run in my nylons and had to stitch them

    Judge me, bitches

    i judge you impressive at tailoring!

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Yeah but I decided against it cause it's a real Announcement of a dress and I haven't worn it in a while so what if it looked bad?

    I wore it to Mysst and Jennerose 's wedding and someone in her family described me as I think "dressed for a slutty funeral," which was both perfect and accurate.

    If you hang out with any Honda reps at the event, that would be perfect.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Wear your slutty funeral dress, Sandra

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    cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    Yeah but I decided against it cause it's a real Announcement of a dress and I haven't worn it in a while so what if it looked bad?

    I wore it to Mysst and Jennerose 's wedding and someone in her family described me as I think "dressed for a slutty funeral," which was both perfect and accurate.

    look I know I am an internet stranger and all but if I could I would pick you up and shake you until your bad self-esteem fell out because c'mon now

    you are at like, dysmorphia levels of not realizing you actually look gorgeous

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    AngelinaAngelina Registered User regular
    Have we seen the slutty funeral dress? It sounds like something I'd love.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Angelina wrote: »
    Have we seen the slutty funeral dress? It sounds like something I'd love.

    it's a black dress with a glitter lettered sign hung over the crotch that reads "insert corpse here"

    very mod very vogue

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Angelina wrote: »
    Have we seen the slutty funeral dress? It sounds like something I'd love.

    it's a black dress with a glitter lettered sign hung over the crotch that reads "insert corpse here"

    very mod very vogue

    pfffahahaha

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    A slutty funeral dress confuses me.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Make my funeral a slutty one.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    A slutty funeral dress confuses me.

    please see the documentary Dellamorte Dellamore

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    A slutty funeral dress confuses me.

    Well you see it's a dress made to accommodate deaths both big and little alike.

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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    My funeral should absolutely include an orgy and cake.

    What is this I don't even.
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    My funeral should absolutely include an orgy and cake.

    If my friends don't fuck on my grave I am going to be so cross with them.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    My funeral should absolutely include an orgy and cake.

    what about an orgy in cake

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    My funeral should absolutely include an orgy and cake.

    what about an orgy in cake

    sounds like a trip to the doctor's office in the works

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