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Bundle up tight and abandon [Fashion] for warmth

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    My funeral should absolutely include an orgy and cake.

    Yes..
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    My funeral should absolutely include an orgy and cake.

    If my friends don't fuck on my grave I am going to be so cross with them.

    ..yes..
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    My funeral should absolutely include an orgy and cake.

    what about an orgy in cake

    ..and yes.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    My funeral should absolutely include an orgy and cake.

    what about an orgy in cake

    sounds like a trip to the doctor's office in the works

    ...is it a sexy doctor?

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    My funeral should absolutely include an orgy and cake.

    what about an orgy in cake

    sounds like a trip to the doctor's office in the works

    ...is it a sexy doctor?

    Yes.

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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    Magic Pink is basically in charge of kicking off the orgy at my funeral, I think.

    What is this I don't even.
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    such responsibility <3

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    DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    such responsibility <3

    People will just have to watch out for the meeples getting into orifices.

    What is this I don't even.
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    sir i am a professional

    i'm bringing cthulhu wars figs lubed to the hilt

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    i assure you they'll be clamoring to have that shoved up an orifice


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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    so this is the new poop thread

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    I said fuck it and got my ears pierced on a whim today.

    They don't look bad!

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    dolling up for your date with the bull eh?

    good call

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    dolling up for your date with the bull eh?

    good call

    A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

    But yes.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    dolling up for your date with the bull eh?

    good call

    A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

    But yes.

    let him wear the NOTICE ME SENPAI shirt

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    man, you couldn't pay me to punch holes in my body

    ugh

    needles

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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    I wasn't allowed to get my ears pierced as a teen and now I'm at the point in my life where I can't be bothered. Sometimes I see cute earrings and consider it, though.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    man, you couldn't pay me to punch holes in my body

    ugh

    needles

    I'd be very happy to experience my ears getting pierced a dozen times, as opposed to a single blood draw. Personally I find piercings to be way easier to handle.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    A slutty funeral dress confuses me.

    Well you see it's a dress made to accommodate deaths both big and little alike.

    This is a brilliant sentence.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    So it's actually a dress that tynic sent me a while back.
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    The podium party was uhh, very full of money and pretty boring, by the way! Also, they were charging like $360 for bottles of Grey Goose, so it's super good that we pregamed before.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    That doesn't look slutty at all

    You look lovely

    I'm thinking if budgeting for an arrow tattoo again

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2017
    So it's actually a dress that tynic sent me a while back.
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    The podium party was uhh, very full of money and pretty boring, by the way! Also, they were charging like $360 for bottles of Grey Goose, so it's super good that we pregamed before.

    I am still SO delighted that dress got a workout

    tynic on
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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    You seem to be missing your arms though......

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
    STEAM | GW2: Thalys
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Yeah that's my kind of funeral

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    So it's actually a dress that tynic sent me a while back.
    kVX4FR9.png

    The podium party was uhh, very full of money and pretty boring, by the way! Also, they were charging like $360 for bottles of Grey Goose, so it's super good that we pregamed before.

    If I die, can you please attend my funeral?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Yeah, but please don't anytime soon.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I will strive to remain alive as long as possible :P

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    So I did a thing.

    My hair had been getting to this unruly stage lately and it's been just miserable.

    So tonight I went into the mall hair salon and asked them to buzz me with a 5 all over.

    And they were all very shocked. And they tried to argue with me about it, but nope, that's what I want.

    But she kept saying how short it would be and it would take so long for the hair to grow back and please don't be mad at her.

    So, I changed my mind.

    I got a #3 all over.

    I'm definitely thinning up top, and it's totally shorter than planned, but it's going to be amazing

    It feels so soft.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    BOOM smashed it

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    But. I have no idea what to do now.

    Normal dandruff shampoo? Just conditioner? Just water?

    Also, I am the quest at technology.

    I do not understand imgur. I don't get how to make it work. Why does it need to take my messenger chat head things away in order to let me upload things. I do not understand.

    Is there another way to share photos?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    But. I have no idea what to do now.

    Normal dandruff shampoo? Just conditioner? Just water?

    Also, I am the quest at technology.

    I do not understand imgur. I don't get how to make it work. Why does it need to take my messenger chat head things away in order to let me upload things. I do not understand.

    Is there another way to share photos?
    When I started moving to way shorter hair I found that I could get away with way less shampoo, and generally didn't need it as often, maybe every three showers or so instead of every other shower (too often and I always got greasy hair) but I would still run water through it, mostly because I like the feeling of water over my head.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    But. I have no idea what to do now.

    Normal dandruff shampoo? Just conditioner? Just water?

    Also, I am the quest at technology.

    I do not understand imgur. I don't get how to make it work. Why does it need to take my messenger chat head things away in order to let me upload things. I do not understand.

    Is there another way to share photos?

    @lonelyahava
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    Use the forum uploader, but this won't reduce the file size I don't think.

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    I am turning 30 on November 30th and I'm planning my outfit already

    As it is my GOLDEN BIRTHDAY i am going to buy and wear this ridiculously flashy number.

    https://www.lulus.com/products/world-s-a-stage-rose-gold-sequin-dress/379352.html

    Dress came! Always read the reviews, kids - I went up a size due to the comments and if I had gotten the size originally planned there's no way it would have fit. It is very unforgiving so I feel a bit lumpy in it but will probably still keep it/wear it!

    Maybe pic later

    bowtiedseal on
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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    But. I have no idea what to do now.

    Normal dandruff shampoo? Just conditioner? Just water?

    Also, I am the quest at technology.

    I do not understand imgur. I don't get how to make it work. Why does it need to take my messenger chat head things away in order to let me upload things. I do not understand.

    Is there another way to share photos?

    lonelyahava
    ms136nekb24o.jpg
    Use the forum uploader, but this won't reduce the file size I don't think.

    Yeah. I try that, but it always says the images are too large.

    Oh well. I'll try and fight with imgur later

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    Sitting in my car until it's an appropriate time to show up to my friends' wedding venue. All dolled up!

    Spoilering since I'm phone postin'
    gone!

    NightDragon on
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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Ok. Let me see if I've just been an idiot this whole time.
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    Yup. I'm an idiot.

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    This may sound dumb, but you've got a a great head for short hair lonelyhava? If that makes sense? It suits you anyway :+1:

    And that is a killer dress Nightdragon (so's the whole look tbh, but those colours really grab the eye)

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    D3 Steam #TeamTangent STO
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I kind of hate how guys don't really have fashion choices outside of something like four different colors for suits
    I guess we still have our pockets.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I kind of hate how guys don't really have fashion choices outside of something like four different colors for suits
    I guess we still have our pockets.

    There are a lot of options there, they're just smaller and more subtle.

    The venting on a suit jacket, the lapel size and shape, number of buttons, single or double breasted, and that's just the jacket. Add in the rest and we can talk about waistcoats and different tie knots and French cuffs and so on and so forth.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Also the difference between a Good Tie and Bad Tie can make or break an outfit.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2017
    Straightzi wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I kind of hate how guys don't really have fashion choices outside of something like four different colors for suits
    I guess we still have our pockets.

    There are a lot of options there, they're just smaller and more subtle.

    The venting on a suit jacket, the lapel size and shape, number of buttons, single or double breasted, and that's just the jacket. Add in the rest and we can talk about waistcoats and different tie knots and French cuffs and so on and so forth.

    Fuck that
    pick a bunch of traditional national costumes and rotate through them.

    edit: also there's always room for a fancy sarong.

    tynic on
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Gonna invest in a tailcoat, a monocle, and a tophat.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Did somebody say top hat?!?!?
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