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[chat] poll about [chat] polls

Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark faceRegistered User regular
edited June 2017 in Debate and/or Discourse
OK nerds how do you feel about [chat] polls let's settle this once and for all

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[chat] poll about [chat] polls 76 votes

I love [chat] polls also I took this Facebook quiz and I'm totally House Gryffndor guys
47%
Captain UltraRedTideMagic PinkQuidAimDoodmannRear Admiral ChocohippofantP10wanderingGoatmonTcheldorHahnsoo1BurnageHonkdescPowerpuppiesronyacptruggedmysticjuicer 36 votes
They're dumb and add extra clutter with all the responses appearing in every post
19%
SniperGuyEvil MultifariousPonytyrannusSir LandsharkThomamelasBlackDragon480a5ehrenCoinageSparvyMadCaddy21stCenturyBeNarwhalBSoBporp 15 votes
I vote the joke option because I'm too much of a coward to put anything resembling my personal views on public display
13%
SanderJKCrimson KingMichaelLCFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudCouscoussurrealitycheckEddylaservisioncatcB557Yoshisummons 10 votes
The even jokier option because the first joke option hit too close to home
19%
syndalisbowenElement BrianElendilFeralKid PresentableHakkekageLoserForHireXjungleroomxAiouaArchWiseManTobesDark Raven XMsAnthropyIlpala 15 votes
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  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    I love [chat] polls also I took this Facebook quiz and I'm totally House Gryffndor guys
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    girl is getting the coil this weekend

    to say I'm excited would probably be an understatement

    oh, what's the coil?

    Iud

    It's just always called the coil here for some reason

    I thought that was general, not colloquial

    nah that is definitely not a thing here, interesting. I think the old version that hurt people was kind of coil shaped so maybe the term is left over from that?

    what kind of iud, if you know?

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    I love [chat] polls also I took this Facebook quiz and I'm totally House Gryffndor guys
    ^^^ What this says except replace Gryffindor with Slytherin

  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    I love [chat] polls also I took this Facebook quiz and I'm totally House Gryffndor guys
    Ron Jeremy wasn't always old and fat, apparently, Coucous.

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I abstain from Chat polls I don't like any of the answers to

    I ate an engineer
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    I cast my vote by not voting.

  • mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    I love [chat] polls also I took this Facebook quiz and I'm totally House Gryffndor guys
    chat polls are goat!

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    They're dumb and add extra clutter with all the responses appearing in every post
    Where's the "sharks are the best" option?

    Also glad to see another shark getting the cat over skippydumptruck

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    fuck polls I ain't never gonna be branded.

    also I am weak and ordered apple strudel with first dinner. But it's really good at this place so....

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    ^^^ What this says except replace Gryffindor with Slytherin

    Gryffndor

    Slythrn

    Hufflepff

    Ravenclw

    I ate an engineer
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    girl is getting the coil this weekend

    to say I'm excited would probably be an understatement

    oh, what's the coil?

    Iud

    It's just always called the coil here for some reason

    I thought that was general, not colloquial

    nah that is definitely not a thing here, interesting. I think the old version that hurt people was kind of coil shaped so maybe the term is left over from that?

    what kind of iud, if you know?

    I was figuring it was an IUD based off the old coper coil ones.

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    They're dumb and add extra clutter with all the responses appearing in every post
    Echo wrote: »
    I cast my vote by not voting.

    a wise and noble choice

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited June 2017
    Couscous wrote:
    I still don't get how Ron Jeremy became a porn star. Did they just assume the main porn watching demographics wanted to see someone like them in porn?

    It was the 70's, your viability in porn was directly related to the amount of body hair you possessed. The ideal 70's porn looks like two tumbleweeds running into each other repeatedly.

    matt has a problem on
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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I love [chat] polls also I took this Facebook quiz and I'm totally House Gryffndor guys
    Shark I appreciate your efficiency

    These prima donnas spending 9.5 minutes making an OP, I tell ya

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Ron Jeremy wasn't always old and fat, apparently, Coucous.

    He was mostly known for his monster dong, he's always been kind of sketchy looking. Though I did see an episode of Hoarders where he legitimately wanted to help a friend of his get over her addiction, so whatever porn he's been in and however gross it is, he at least personally isn't a bad guy.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    I cast my vote by not voting.

    If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    They're dumb and add extra clutter with all the responses appearing in every post
    i encourage anyone that agrees with the "no" option to just not vote until the final pages of this chat, to avoid clutter in the meantime while still having your voice heard before thread close

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    I cast my vote by not voting.

    If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.

    Luckily I have decided not to choose.

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    They're dumb and add extra clutter with all the responses appearing in every post
    desc wrote: »
    Shark I appreciate your efficiency

    These prima donnas spending 9.5 minutes making an OP, I tell ya

    i get shit done brah

    time for lunch

    *dusts hands off*

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  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    edited June 2017
    I love [chat] polls also I took this Facebook quiz and I'm totally House Gryffndor guys
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ron Jeremy wasn't always old and fat, apparently, Coucous.

    He was mostly known for his monster dong, he's always been kind of sketchy looking. Though I did see an episode of Hoarders where he legitimately wanted to help a friend of his get over her addiction, so whatever porn he's been in and however gross it is, he at least personally isn't a bad guy.

    oh sure, there's plenty of guys in porn who look sketchy. Even today, you occasionally see a guy who's not camera ready to say the least.

    edit: took out a joke that was in retrospect, pretty bad.

    Captain Ultra on
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    girl is getting the coil this weekend

    to say I'm excited would probably be an understatement

    oh, what's the coil?

    Iud

    It's just always called the coil here for some reason

    I thought that was general, not colloquial

    nah that is definitely not a thing here, interesting. I think the old version that hurt people was kind of coil shaped so maybe the term is left over from that?

    what kind of iud, if you know?

    The box says jaydess which is about all the info I can make out

    it's the smaller one that works for 3-5 years

  • Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Ron Jeremy is a serious actor guys. Did no one watch Orgasmo?

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    I cast my vote by not voting.

    And that's how Trump became a mod.

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    The even jokier option because the first joke option hit too close to home
    Went to see a doctor yesterday to schedule a sleep study to see if I have sleep apnea/moreso what I can get to address it and been dealing with minor but irritating wrist pain the past few days from being a frogrammer with a shitty mouse/pad most likely.

    Immortal robot bodies when?

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I love [chat] polls also I took this Facebook quiz and I'm totally House Gryffndor guys
    Ron Jeremy wasn't always old and fat, apparently, Coucous.

    he always pretty much looked the same though

    but he got his start at a different time when porn wasn't exactly high quality produced material and he has a giant donger

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    They're dumb and add extra clutter with all the responses appearing in every post
    i encourage anyone that agrees with the "no" option to just not vote until the final pages of this chat, to avoid clutter in the meantime while still having your voice heard before thread close

    I am not the kind of guy who thinks a problem through the whole way before I act, Landshark

    My voice must be hypocritically heard!

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Yeah @NSDFRand it makes sense in that context (I mean, I'm in that context, basically) but I'm talking about Pony's friend on tinder, or milski's sexual predator dormmate, or just the random expectation that if someone's on the pill, then whatever. It is weird to me, given that, like, even if you don't like them, abortions do exist, whereas such a thing doesn't for herpes, and also just... it seems like it'd be super shitty to get a permanent STD due to carelessness in a one night stand, and then either have to find a partner who's got the same thing, or one who doesn't and you have to wear condoms forever or give them the STD and you've just infected your wife with HPV and that will always be weird even if she made that decision.

    I dunno. They both seem like issues to me, but it often feels like (as a monogamous, long-term-paired not-straight) a lot of people barely think about STIs, even when considering safe sex.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    girl is getting the coil this weekend

    to say I'm excited would probably be an understatement

    oh, what's the coil?

    Iud

    It's just always called the coil here for some reason

    I thought that was general, not colloquial

    nah that is definitely not a thing here, interesting. I think the old version that hurt people was kind of coil shaped so maybe the term is left over from that?

    what kind of iud, if you know?

    The box says jaydess which is about all the info I can make out

    it's the smaller one that works for 3-5 years

    Hormornal IUD. Highly effective and usually made out of plastic so not sharp pointy ends. Actually can completely stop menstration in some women.

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I vote the joke option because I'm too much of a coward to put anything resembling my personal views on public display
    Ron Jeremy's masterpiece, Super Hornio Brothers.

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    I love [chat] polls also I took this Facebook quiz and I'm totally House Gryffndor guys
    [chat] polls are the best.

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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    pls capitalize IUD always so I don't think that Tav's girlfriend is getting ludious over the weekend thx

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    I love [chat] polls also I took this Facebook quiz and I'm totally House Gryffndor guys
    #HouseRacenclaw

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Registered User regular
    They're dumb and add extra clutter with all the responses appearing in every post
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ron Jeremy wasn't always old and fat, apparently, Coucous.

    He was mostly known for his monster dong, he's always been kind of sketchy looking. Though I did see an episode of Hoarders where he legitimately wanted to help a friend of his get over her addiction, so whatever porn he's been in and however gross it is, he at least personally isn't a bad guy.

    oh sure, there's plenty of guys in porn who look sketchy. Even today, you occasionally see a guy who looks like he should be manning the fryer at a Wendys.

    You say this like there's anything holding people back from being in porn these days other than a decent camera phone and no shame/consenting partner. The partner bit is the toughest, but if you guys wanna go hang out in Chatsworth I'm sure you'll get thrown a bone eventually...

    IUD's are civilization, btw. I am kinda horrified at the idea of calling them "the coil". I also don't really understand why it's consider sexist for women to be responsible for their birth control, especially in non-monogamous relationships. I've also been lead to believe most forms of FDA approved birth control in the States have health benefits as side effects for many women.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    They're dumb and add extra clutter with all the responses appearing in every post
    ugh, fancy meatball sandwich for lunch + bad sleep last night. fatigue levels spiking now. coffee ineffective. send help.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    They're dumb and add extra clutter with all the responses appearing in every post
    what if she's getting ludicrous tho

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    They're dumb and add extra clutter with all the responses appearing in every post
    Shivahn wrote: »
    pls capitalize IUD always so I don't think that Tav's girlfriend is getting ludious over the weekend thx

    Oh so it wasn't just me.

  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    I'm not brave enough to pick the joke-option.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Couscous wrote: »
    Ron Jeremy's masterpiece, Super Hornio Brothers.

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  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Registered User regular
    They're dumb and add extra clutter with all the responses appearing in every post
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    girl is getting the coil this weekend

    to say I'm excited would probably be an understatement

    oh, what's the coil?

    Iud

    It's just always called the coil here for some reason

    I thought that was general, not colloquial

    nah that is definitely not a thing here, interesting. I think the old version that hurt people was kind of coil shaped so maybe the term is left over from that?

    what kind of iud, if you know?

    The box says jaydess which is about all the info I can make out

    it's the smaller one that works for 3-5 years

    Pretty much all IUD's are that time frame. Some can go up to 7, but the big qualification is always signing the thing about not wanting children for 5 years or w/e.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    what if she's getting ludicrous tho

    Then that is important information

    I hope she's getting an IUD that's got "LUDICROUS" written in some fake metal band title font.

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    girl is getting the coil this weekend

    to say I'm excited would probably be an understatement

    oh, what's the coil?

    Iud

    It's just always called the coil here for some reason

    I thought that was general, not colloquial

    nah that is definitely not a thing here, interesting. I think the old version that hurt people was kind of coil shaped so maybe the term is left over from that?

    what kind of iud, if you know?

    The box says jaydess which is about all the info I can make out

    it's the smaller one that works for 3-5 years

    Hormornal IUD. Highly effective and usually made out of plastic so not sharp pointy ends. Actually can completely stop menstration in some women.

    Yeah she needs it for hormones rather than birth control

    Stopping procreation is just a nice side effect

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